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Author Topic: How did you last *own*?  (Read 1349724 times)

SeriousConcentrate

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #7440 on: April 27, 2017, 06:57:29 pm »
Are we still making sure that even the maggots on this dead horse are mashed into paste?
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #7441 on: April 27, 2017, 06:58:31 pm »
Even the paste must be mashed into paste.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #7442 on: April 27, 2017, 06:58:41 pm »
Maggot paste is awesome bro.
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Look, we need to raise a psychopath who will murder God, we have no time to be spending on cooking.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #7443 on: April 27, 2017, 08:10:57 pm »
The dedication to the joke almost outweighed how dead it is. :P
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #7444 on: April 27, 2017, 09:07:04 pm »
blood for the blood god
maggots for the maggot quern
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #7445 on: April 28, 2017, 12:13:37 am »
pvp doesn't get you banned though, it just attracts more people to pvp. Makes it much easier to get good fights.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #7446 on: April 28, 2017, 03:48:24 am »
Quote from: overseer05-15 on April 27, 2017, 09:07:04 pm
blood for the blood god
maggots for the maggot quern
Ridiculous!  You don't quern maggots - you milk them like a dead joke.

On-topic:
After 70 years of mostly menial service, and a disastrous clusterfuck of a first mission, I was judged worthy of commanding a squad (by dint of selfless loyalty and, barely, surviving) (also, the local Invictus are clearly getting desperate).  A WW2 medic, a Southern Belle, and a blind kung-fu mistress walk into knock politely at the door of a hunter conspiracy.  "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #7447 on: April 28, 2017, 09:40:41 pm »
Fastest Boss Kill: -:- [NEW RECORD]

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #7448 on: April 29, 2017, 07:42:40 am »
Wait, you mean to say you instantly killed the boss?

Holy carp. I knew you were a nice guy but I didn't actually think you were a badass killing machine too...

I salute you.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #7449 on: April 29, 2017, 10:14:02 am »
Killed the boss of the Steps of Torment, Alkamos the Lord Executioner, who is level 40, at level 30. For context, not only could he two-shot me, but the entire area he is in has a gimmick that it can only be briefly opened with a one-use item, and in that area you can't teleport out. You die, quit the game, or you kill the boss.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #7450 on: April 29, 2017, 04:38:35 pm »
Doing mission 10 of the Terran campaign of original Starcraft, and decided I wasn't going to wait and just go for the ion cannon. That turned out about as poorly as you'd expect, even with 12 battlecruisers.

So, a reload and change of tack: attack the bases on my side of the divide in order to get more resources for myself for a proper assault.

12 battlecruisers ain't so bad now, are they?

Long story short, I didn't actually have to do that, I think I could've got away with

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #7451 on: April 29, 2017, 05:31:35 pm »
Took out Aragorn, Haldir, and Gimli with 1 bomb in Helms Deep.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #7452 on: April 30, 2017, 06:59:08 am »
Wat do ya do when dem humies, dem Eldar panzies, an' dem Space Marine boyz can't zog some humie who'z gone all 'ard an' spikey in a propah fight? Ya send in da Orkz 'cuz da Orkz are da best!

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #7453 on: April 30, 2017, 10:37:14 am »
Level 80 Knight with 13 +10 Estus, Cathedral Knight Helm, Millwood Knight Armor, Gundyr's Gauntlets, Harald Legion Leggings, and a +10 Murakumo that she has to two-hand because she only has 14 STR vs Darkeater Midir.

Knight wins on the first try. RIP dragon.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #7454 on: April 30, 2017, 10:38:59 am »
>not having enough strength to one-hand your primary weapon
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