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[Dunamisdeos]

Stellaris. Fanatical Purifiers.

Attacked a Fallen Empire with 1/3 their overall fleet strength. Caught one of their fleets alone and won (heavy losses), and distracted them with a token force at their home world while I vacuumed up all their tech.

Returned a year later with enough of their own tech to finish the job.

Ironically, I am now the galaxy's only hope against a newly Awoken Empire.

Spoiler: BUT WHAT IS A FALLEN EMPIRE (click to show/hide)

Fallen Empire: A precursor race that became stagnant and retains their maxed technology, but has no drive or ability to expand or involve themselves in the rest of the galaxy.

Awoken Empire: Same thing, but they decide to get re-involved with galactic politics and start conquering the universe again.

[CABL]

I managed to beat Macedon army with my 9 Town Watch regiments. Macedonians had 6 cavalry units (including general), 1 phalanx and 1 regiment of peltasts. Phalanx got sandwiched when they reached the walls (they can't use spears when they're on the walls), peltasts got boiled alive when they reached the gate, and cavalry's number got reduced by boiling oil and then were wiped out by Town Watch. Whole Macedon army got destroyed and now I have plans for striking back.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Rome: Total War

[Flying Carcass]

You should strike back with your town watch since they've already demonstrated their prowess. I'm sure it would end well! 

[JimboM12]

The "Tower of Power" finally held. We broke the ladder at the bottom this time and added another layer of reinforced wood spikes. We added two boxes at the top with food/water and various ammo. The scaffolds were extended with iron bars so we can shoot down at the base of the tower. We lost a few spike traps, but that was expected. I ate a sham sandwich that night and looted another 40. The most wonderful night.

Our distant neighbors on the server, all the way south, barely survived from what I heard on the chat. Apparently they made a bunker pyramid of iron bars and reinforced wood, but they almost got rekt by a cop zombo (those guys suck).

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

7 Days to Die. Yay old sandwiches and the usefulness of wood.

[Blaze]

Found out you could muddle in DR2C files.



I think I made dogs too hardcore...

[CABL]

You should strike back with your town watch since they've already demonstrated their prowess. I'm sure it would end well! 

As you can see, large caliber has already arrived.

[Yoink]

Managed to rescue an entire hapless hazmat team from a sewer, without either our group or theirs taking any casualties.
So. Many. Zombies.

Thanks to good conservation of ammo, accurate shooting and one incredibly well-placed grenade, we somehow triumphed despite having been unable to find a place to camp the night before, meaning we were all half-asleep. The rescuees rewarded us with a healthy supply of meds and (slightly soggy) food. Maybe this whole journey isn't doomed, after all. Maybe we have a chance. Maybe we'll make it.   

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Death Road To Canada

   

[Megawott06]

Playing the Overwatch Uprising event, we had two people drop out before we even reached the second point, leaving me as Roadhog and the other person as Bastion.

We still won.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Overwatch

[itisnotlogical]

I picked up a scroll and, thinking it was a scroll of healing, used it immediately. I misread; it was not a scroll of healing. It was a scroll of phasing.

I got teleported into a tiny closed room full of acid beasts and poison spitters. These monsters leave acid pools whenever you hit them and launch really painful projectiles from across the room. At this point it's hard to even handle a regular group of them, let alone being trapped in the center of an entire room full.

I prevailed though, blasting the entire room with lightning and drinking literal dozens of health potions. My inventory was totally bare when all the monsters were dead, but I didn't suffer the pain of dying in a spot where it'd be really hard to retrieve my corpse.

Diablo 1.

[H4zardZ1]

Spoiler: I did it with bar-windows (click to show/hide)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Roblox-Whatever Floats Your Boat.

Bar-windows are good, although worse than covered driver seat(that you can shoot though). The latter is completely memetic.

[Tawa]

I defeated the would-be Usurper's armies and restored peace to the realm. The Targaryens will reign for a thousand years!

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Crusader Kings II AGOT mod, playing as Aerys Targaryen II. Somehow I managed to come out on top after, among other things, Rhaegar kicking the bucket halfway through the war, getting assassinated myself and succeeding to a seven-year-old, and a Pentoshi merchant prince declaring a city-seizing war out of the blue shortly before Aerys's death.

[AzyWng]

Roblox

I didn't know that was worthy of being put in this thread.

[TD1]

There was one space one that I used to absolutely love. Space Conquest, or something? It was brilliant.

[Akura]

Blew up a planet-sized tentacle monster, sparing the entire universe of death by hentai.

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Starbound. The universe minus one Earth anyhow.

[EnigmaticHat]

My friends are all playing!  ...in a six stack.  I join as spectator anyway.  Someone leaves, I get put in the game... on the enemy team.

So Roadhog isn't my favorite character, my Roadhog isn't particularly flashy or creative.  But when I absolutely want to try my ass off I pull out Roadhog, and that's what I did here.  Cue my friends being absolutely fucking terrified of me, my roommate who plays Mercy actually (mostly-sarcastically) yelling at me from another room, and one of my friends who was playing Tracer and Genji repeatedly trying to kill me.  I don't know if my friends were egging him on by saying things like "someone kill that Roadhog" or what, but he kept trying and it would go one of two ways.  One, I would hook him and kill him.  Two, I'd miss my hook, and then walk at him and kill him with right clicks.

Near the end of it all, I was standing next to one of the pillars near the cliff on Illios and my friend on Tracer sticks me while I'm healing from 300 to 600.  Cue him desperately trying to finish me off before i can slowly lumber over to the big healthpack, me getting to the healthpack at 10 health, and then finishing him off with a 80% kill from a single left click.

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Overwatch.  I swear, at some point I stopped getting better at the hook and started getting better at his left clicks.  God damn those left clicks are amazing.