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[SOLDIER First]

Absolutely adorable and succubi do not mix.

[KingofstarrySkies]

Don't be ridiculous. Succubi can be plenty adorable. Beware them, for they are the scariest of them all.

[Akura]

Was firing at a pair of Vanguards with a Spear turret, when I saw a Flash cloak as it was driving past them. I guessed where it was going to go, fired, and headshotted the driver. Didn't hit the Flash, just the driver.

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Planetside 2.

[Reudh]

Two soldiers, one Human Hammerman and one Swordsdwarf went to confront a forgotten beast in the caverns, to protect the magma furnaces. They took not a single hit from the FB, but got caught up in the poison, mangling their faces beyond recognition, and rotting nearly everything else. Still, they wandered back to the hospital, where a thirteen-year-old peasant and a thirty-four-year-old carpenter had beaten each other up in an argument. The hospital went from "totally unused" to "four dwarves requiring major surgery"; the thirteen year old was bruised and cut up a little; the carpenter had multiple fractures and lacerations, and the human and swordsdwarf were uninjured besides the fact they were necrotic. Surgeon came in, ripped the two soldier's lips off, cleaned them up and off they went. He also fixed the carpenter's injury and gave the peasant dressing.

I haven't played DF in a long time, and to boot I've never seen hospitals operate so well.

[Blaze]

Moorland Trenches map. The commander (AI), sent us to take the trenches, which is arguably the hardest position to hold due to bordering several territories and very disadvantageous terrain. One player wanted to circle south towards the airport and secure the war factory there; thus denying the enemy two tanks. While another group wanted to sneak north and target the enemies' radar capabilities.

So we made the fateful decision to split our forces. One group went north to target the hospital, a second held the line at the trenches, and I went with the third group to the airport.

Since the number of enemies on the enemy side scales with the number of players on the map; each one of our undersized groups were facing large waves of enemies. Since we started in the northeastern area, we had a lot of ground to cover. By the time we got there, the center group was just barely holding the center, while the northern group had been cut off and couldn't get reinforcements due to radar jamming. Thankfully, the efforts of the center group had pulled most of the enemies towards them, leaving the airport only moderately defended.

By the time we secured the airport, the northern group had been reduced to a single player who had barricaded himself on top of the building in the center of the hospital. We regrouped with the center group and launched a blitz from the very bottom of the map to the very top; utterly shredding every enemy position along the way. The last member of the northern group was saved when we got to his position with two tanks, a vulcan tank, a minigunner, and a massive horde of infantry. Capturing the rest of the map was a snap afterwards.

As one player noted: "It was one hell of a rescue party."

[AzyWng]

Moorland Trenches map. The commander (AI), sent us to take the trenches, which is arguably the hardest position to hold due to bordering several territories and very disadvantageous terrain. One player wanted to circle south towards the airport and secure the war factory there; thus denying the enemy two tanks. While another group wanted to sneak north and target the enemies' radar capabilities.

So we made the fateful decision to split our forces. One group went north to target the hospital, a second held the line at the trenches, and I went with the third group to the airport.

Since the number of enemies on the enemy side scales with the number of players on the map; each one of our undersized groups were facing large waves of enemies. Since we started in the northeastern area, we had a lot of ground to cover. By the time we got there, the center group was just barely holding the center, while the northern group had been cut off and couldn't get reinforcements due to radar jamming. Thankfully, the efforts of the center group had pulled most of the enemies towards them, leaving the airport only moderately defended.

By the time we secured the airport, the northern group had been reduced to a single player who had barricaded himself on top of the building in the center of the hospital. We regrouped with the center group and launched a blitz from the very bottom of the map to the very top; utterly shredding every enemy position along the way. The last member of the northern group was saved when we got to his position with two tanks, a vulcan tank, a minigunner, and a massive horde of infantry. Capturing the rest of the map was a snap afterwards.

As one player noted: "It was one hell of a rescue party."

What game is this?

[BlackHeartKabal]

Moorland Trenches map. The commander (AI), sent us to take the trenches, which is arguably the hardest position to hold due to bordering several territories and very disadvantageous terrain. One player wanted to circle south towards the airport and secure the war factory there; thus denying the enemy two tanks. While another group wanted to sneak north and target the enemies' radar capabilities.

So we made the fateful decision to split our forces. One group went north to target the hospital, a second held the line at the trenches, and I went with the third group to the airport.

Since the number of enemies on the enemy side scales with the number of players on the map; each one of our undersized groups were facing large waves of enemies. Since we started in the northeastern area, we had a lot of ground to cover. By the time we got there, the center group was just barely holding the center, while the northern group had been cut off and couldn't get reinforcements due to radar jamming. Thankfully, the efforts of the center group had pulled most of the enemies towards them, leaving the airport only moderately defended.

By the time we secured the airport, the northern group had been reduced to a single player who had barricaded himself on top of the building in the center of the hospital. We regrouped with the center group and launched a blitz from the very bottom of the map to the very top; utterly shredding every enemy position along the way. The last member of the northern group was saved when we got to his position with two tanks, a vulcan tank, a minigunner, and a massive horde of infantry. Capturing the rest of the map was a snap afterwards.

As one player noted: "It was one hell of a rescue party."

What game is this?

"RUNNING WITH RIFLES".

[KingofstarrySkies]

Bloody brilliant game. I beat it playing as the Greycoats, or whatever they're called.

[Tawa]

Demolished the Pink Rathian on my third try. Afterward, I took down a Zinogre and added my fifth consecutive skill to my armor, effectively nullifying my thunder weakness in the process.

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Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate

Oh my gosh, I have no clue how I didn't figure out armor skills before this. This is awesome, I have +20 health, Thunder Res +15, Status Atk +1, Negate Poison, and Tremor Res all at the same time. That Negate Poison is especially handy.

Plus I look like a samurai. Ioprey armor FTW.

[pikachu17]

Killed a goblin with anvils

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You needed to open this to know it was Dwarf Fortress?

[Akura]

Killed a goblin with anvils

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You needed to open this to know it was Dwarf Fortress?

Could have been ADOM. Anvils can be a pretty heavy bludgeon if you're strong enough to swing one.

[EnigmaticHat]

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Broforce.  It might not be clear from the still image, but there were a *lot* of terrorists there.

[IronTomato]

Demolished the Pink Rathian on my third try.

I hate you.

* IronTomato had to die a million times before he got gud enough to kill a PR

[BlackHeartKabal]

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Noticed a teamfight, decided to pop in.
Behind the entire enemy team.

League of Legends.

[EnigmaticHat]

I tranquilized an ulting Genji.  That'll teach you to walk towards me in a straight line.

Later in that game I panicked and nano boosted a Lucio.  That was less of an own.

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Overwatch, as Ana