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[SOLDIER First]

enjoy the gaping dragon

[USEC_OFFICER]

_{But gaping Dragon is way easier. 95% of the fight can be summarized as 'Don't stand in front of the giant dragon, you moron'. The fight is far less bullshit than the Kappa Demon. Just like almost all boss fights which don't involve more than one enemy to deal with.}

[Teneb]

_{But gaping Dragon is way easier. 95% of the fight can be summarized as 'Don't stand in front of the giant dragon, you moron'. The fight is far less bullshit than the Kappa Demon. Just like almost all boss fights which don't involve more than one enemy to deal with.}

You can also engage in jolly cooperation with your favorite sunbro and his asshole friend, which helps a lot.

[Arcvasti]

Got off to a bad start, with two lives lost in Stage 2 and 3 to mooks. Dunked Hong with no bombs[Which I still can't do to CIRNO] and got through the hell that is Stage 4 with only a few bombs used. Patchouli was her usual attrition-incarnate self and I ended up at Stage 5 with only one extra life. My hands promptly spasmed me into another mook, costing me another life. And here the *own* commences. I wrecked mid-boss KNOIFE MAID[Which is where my games like this usually end] with only one bomb used and got to the end of the stage, after losing a life and two bombs to jitterfingers and mooks. So I'm facing Sakuya[Hardest boss in the game] with no lives, one bomb and hands vibrating from stress and excitement. I then proceed to not only dodge her every move perfectly, but also get a new high score in the process. I did die to her final Spell Card, mainly because I was looking at my score and waiting for it to hit six million and give me an extra life and not at her copius knoifes. Turns out, when she uses Marionnette, her knoife redirection doesn't just apply to the knoifes she's JUST shot at you. She can grab a knoife already on the screen[Often from right behind you] and then aim it at your back. Usually I Master Spark through Marionnette, so I'd never noticed that before. I noticed it right after Sakuya remotely backstabbed me in her death throes.

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Touhou 6: Embodiment of Scarlet Devil

[A Thing]

Defeated the Gleaming Society at level 10 on normal difficulty. Many confusions spells were cast.

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Pillars of Perpetuity: The White March

[Thexor]

After over week's worth of effort, culminating in roughly ~8 hours of grinding today, I reached legend rank. And with less than two days remaining in the season! Now to not touch PvP for another month. 

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Guild Wars 2. Ended up with 130 games played, 85 won this season, almost entirely as a Corruption Necro or Auramancer.

[Arx]

Gaapdraak down. That was actually really easy once I stopped getting slapped by new moves I hadn't seen before. And once I started using Gold Resin. And you know what that means? I can switch off hard mode, because now I can afford a Purging Stone! Sorry, whoever you were. Seems a shame, but I guess you're already dead.

Also, +8 Longsword. Mmm. Delicious violence. Delicious efficient violence.

But hard mode continues because I'm still leveling dex.

Dark Souls.

[SOLDIER First]

>not broadsword

[Teneb]

But hard mode continues because I'm still leveling dex.

If you are going with dex, you are better off with things like an estoc or rapier.

[Arx]

But hard mode continues because I'm still leveling dex.

If you are going with dex, you are better off with things like an estoc or rapier.

I know, the movesets just don't work for me for some reason. Probably not even a rational one.

It also grinds my gears that they chose the estoc of all thrusting swords to slash as well. It doesn't even have an edge. A rapier would make much more sense.

[SeriousConcentrate]

 As far as Dex builds go, Falchion apparently makes everything easy mode. So get yourself the Falchion in the area you're heading to next (it's somewhere near the bottom, don't remember exactly where and I'm trying to avoid spoilers so I'm not being specific anyway). Buff it, two-hand it (unless you need to parry), and R1 spam your way to the end of the game.

[RexMundi]

5 kills and lived. T-70 Mastery:ace tanker get.
World of tanks

[SOLDIER First]

The lag on the Falchion is absolutely disgusting until you're used to it, and that will be a while.

[Broseph Stalin]

I'm playing the Guild II Renaissance and my dynasty is based out of a small town with much larger towns to the north and south. In the dead of the night I send a fleet of ox carts to buy up all the wood and charcoal in both neighboring towns. While that's going on a bunch of prostitutes from my little corner of the world show up in the market places and start offering free samples of spiked booze. Then suddenly there's two explosions, the woodcutters shacks that supply all of the wood and charcoal on the map are firebombed and everybody in a position to care is stumbling around drunk. I capture both shacks and instead of having them sell their products I set up trade routes to have all of the goodness stored in a warehouse guarded by axe wielding maniacs. The regional economy now belongs to me.

[miauw62]

shot from offscreen

shot by an enemy hiding under a bush i didnt know you could pass through

decided to take a melee weapon to the next stage which was filled with fat guys

level with 500000 dogs and just as many guns as every other level in this game

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hotline miami 2