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JimboM12

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #5775 on: April 05, 2016, 02:40:22 pm »

That's rude, tbh. What next, hiding the game name in the first letter of each sentence?

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Technically, you just owned yourself so this probably still counts.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #5776 on: April 05, 2016, 05:24:02 pm »

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #5777 on: April 05, 2016, 09:07:32 pm »

So, bows are supposed to be a hard counter for fliers, right? Like, insta-murder. Someone forgot to tell Hinoka, who took an arrow to the face, then critted on the return javelin, instantly murdering the foolish archer who thought effective damage would be enough.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #5778 on: April 05, 2016, 11:03:25 pm »

Spoiler: Luca no! (click to show/hide)
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #5779 on: April 05, 2016, 11:52:16 pm »

Cheated a bit actually, laptops have touchpads, I just kept moving left and right on the pad and focused on fighting with my mouse.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #5780 on: April 06, 2016, 02:12:13 am »

Still, I only ever got to 3235 kills. Still among the best of my Steam friends but nowhere near 4k.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #5781 on: April 06, 2016, 03:12:33 am »

I found the stinger, an ordinary looking missile launcher... that explodes into bees on hit.  Then I found a beehive, which rapidly releases bees onto the battlefield.  Aside from the mandatory starting pistol, these were my only two guns.  Having become Bee-o-mancer, master of insects, destroyer of worlds, I made it further in the game then I ever had before (still died tho).
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #5782 on: April 06, 2016, 04:31:43 am »

I found the stinger, an ordinary looking missile launcher... that explodes into bees on hit.  Then I found a beehive, which rapidly releases bees onto the battlefield.  Aside from the mandatory starting pistol, these were my only two guns.  Having become Bee-o-mancer, master of insects, destroyer of worlds, I made it further in the game then I ever had before (still died tho).
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #5783 on: April 06, 2016, 04:23:54 pm »

I managed to beat Wave 20 in the Last Stand with a Tau Commander. Granted a large part of the victory was due the fact my two allies were Level 15 and 16 Necron Overlords who had powerful revival abilities, but I certainly helped.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #5784 on: April 06, 2016, 04:59:30 pm »

I beat Infinifactory!  :) 

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #5785 on: April 06, 2016, 07:48:14 pm »

Managed to go head to head with an Syndicate frigate called an Eldorado. I haven't done a full stat check on it, but it does have a slightly larger cargo space and carries about 25% more marines than the Orca I was flying, and has an extra cannon slot. Apparently, the Eldorado is an Imperial design(I guess the Syndicate pirated it?), so you can't exactly buy it as the Empire is always hostile. After breaking it's shields and punching the hull a bit, I sent boarders over and captured it, despite it having more marines and an "alarming" threat rating.


While towing it back to LaGardia(the nearest friendly station), another Syndicate Eldorado and a freaking cruiser(I didn't catch the design name, my best guess was a Poseidon) with a threat rating of "impossible" pop in and target me, preventing me from docking. Specifically, they taunted me over the comms, which means they spawned in just to kill me. Worse, the ship I was hauling was too large to be towed at PTE speeds, so I couldn't run without abandoning the prize. Then I looked at the the scanner map, and noticed it suddenly got very busy with blue(friendly-ish neutral) dots. I turned right back around and started firing at the cruiser.

While my weapons did more than I expected, a cruiser is still two size categories larger than a frigate. When it had punched through most of my shielding, I felt I had made a big mistake. At the least I'd have to ditch my prize and run for my life. At the worst, I wouldn't get very far... Then as I made another pass at the cruiser, I noticed I wasn't the only fighting it. The thing was getting hammered from all sides by all those blue dots. Within seconds, the cruiser's shields were completely gone on all sides. A few seconds more, and it was no more. And I leveled up.

After that, everyone else seemed to have buggered off, leaving me to deal with the other Eldorado. Since I was exhausted from the cruiser, that fight was a little tougher than the one I was still towing. I took out it's starboard shields and got it's hull down to about ~25% before I ran out of energy and it started to PTE. I couldn't catch up without ditching the prize, so I fired a torpedo after it. It hit on the unshielded starboard hull, destroying it as it escaped.

Then I brought the prize back to the station and dropped it into my garage. I'll work up some extra money to outfit it before I use it.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #5786 on: April 06, 2016, 09:41:21 pm »

Took the Ancestral Worship quest, which had me escorting a guy through his family's tomb to slay a necromancer (literally) raising hell inside it. Didn't realize he'd take offence to me looting his family's remains... and so he hit me in the back with his sword.

Lydia did not take kindly to that, though, and within a few seconds he was another bloody bag of loot on the floor.

Unperturbed, I continued on my quest to slay the necromancer, hacking apart draugr after draugr with my two-handed sword as if chopping vegetables. I didn't realize what a hassle the necromancer would be, though.

Lydia did as she usually does, tanking about 5 draugr at the same time until she finally got beaten into unconsciousness. Despite my best efforts to pick the opponents off with my bow, the draugr kept rising and advanced upon me. Clearly outnumbered, I opted for the better part of valor and sprinted out of the room, shooting as I fled. It went on like this for a while, and I was just thinking I might have to flee all the way out of the tomb when guess who showed up?

Lydia! By some incredible feat of determination, she had picked herself up off the floor and was now drawing off my attackers. She was also impaled by about two-dozen ice spikes. Hm.

My confidence returning, I fought back into the final room with Lydia surviving the whole way... only to collapse again as the necromancer greatly expanded her collection of icy body piercings. Thankfully, his health was lowered by then, and after two more expertly-aimed headshots from my bow (and a lot of ice-spike dodging) he joined the rest of the corpses scattered upon the floor.

Lydia looked more like an ice-sculpture than a housecarl, but I healed her until she woke up, at which point she snarkily informed me that she was "still here."

... After that much punishment, I cannot help but wonder how.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #5787 on: April 06, 2016, 09:43:06 pm »

Usually he's not supposed to attack you. Taking his family's stuff just makes him complain, but begrudgingly let you keep it. Glitch, maybe.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #5788 on: April 07, 2016, 04:23:01 am »

Lydia looked more like an ice-sculpture than a housecarl, but I healed her until she woke up, at which point she snarkily informed me that she was "still here."

... After that much punishment, I cannot help but wonder how.

She's a Nord. They get ice resistance, last I checked.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #5789 on: April 07, 2016, 10:47:14 am »

Usually he's not supposed to attack you. Taking his family's stuff just makes him complain, but begrudgingly let you keep it. Glitch, maybe.
If it was a glitch, it was a hilarious one, and I didn't mind it one bit.

Got a nice dwarven shield off him, after all. :P
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