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[Akura]

Took Fort Niagra from the French. Despite some severe derpiness with pathfinding which resulted in some militia marching directly in front of some of the Frenchmen's lines I lost ~230 with them losing ~750.

For some bizarre reason, the French had a single regiment of 24lb cannon sitting inside the fort... blasting away at the fort. All but one of the interior buildings in the fort were destroyed and a breach in the wall allowing my men to enter was made by their own guns.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Empire: Total War, Path to Independence campaign.

[Greiger]

Finally beat some undead source warlock in some random tomb.   It was an own because said source warlock opens the fight by summoning a higher level version of every boss I fought so far and drops half a dozen meteors on my party that instantly create a total party kill.

I beat him by sending in my beefiest hp dude into the room alone, started the pre combat dialog, and while the bad guy was monolougeing I had the rest of my party cast every fire resistance spell they had in their arsenal.  Even went so far as picking up a barrel full of water from town, hauling it all the way to the boss fight and throwing it at my dude so that when the meteors fell the barrel would break and drench everything with water.

When the meteors fell even after all that prep, he STILL nearly died, and I had him use his first turn to teleport to the rest of my party behind the door to the room and kill all of the bosses one at a time as they all tried to push their way through the door to try and murderface me.

I feel tactical....and a little cheap.  But hey, I did it.

Divinity: Origonal Sin Enhanced edition.

[SOLDIER First]

I managed to plow through Chapter 14 in one go (after losing Chrom... three separate times... goddammit, Chrom) and kill every enemy, to boot.
Fire Emblem Awakening

[TheDarkStar]

I stared at a pig until it fell over dead.

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Minecraft - Simply Magic modpack on FTB. As it turns out, there's a Thaumcraft warp-related effect that causes mobs to slowly take damage when you are looking at them and you are nearby.

[NRDL]

Sigged

[TheDarkStar]

Sigged

 

[Sirus]

I stared at a pig until it fell over dead.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Minecraft - Simply Magic modpack on FTB. As it turns out, there's a Thaumcraft warp-related effect that causes mobs to slowly take damage when you are looking at them and you are nearby.

Steve?s That Stare At Goats Pigs.
Direct to DVD October 2016

[TheBiggerFish]

A predecessor to The Fine Art of Pig Boring:A History.

[itisnotlogical]

I wiped out some rebel scum without even taking a single hit. The Y-wing escorts were utterly powerless to stop me as I torpedoed their freighters from four kilometers away, destroying their precious supplies and ending their retreat before it could even get off the ground. Even when they called for help, the iron fist of the Imperial navy was more than enough to destroy their pitiful squadrons.

Star Wars: TIE Fighter Special Edition.

[Itnetlolor]

Speaking of Star Wars, I did my first skirmish in a good while, and did pretty well in being a team player in a starship v starship (actually one of the pre-builds with 2 starships and a few waves of fighters against each other). Destroyed a good dozen or so fighters, and a handful of assists here and there, while aiding in the destruction of a Star Destroyer (Victory-Class) and a Dreadnought. Finished the skirmish with a close fly-by of the Calamari Cruiser for a good lap around it, before landing in the hangar.

Star Wars: X-Wing Alliance (Steam Edition)



Too bad I can't use any of the X-Wing Alliance Upgrade/Darksaber Pack in this version.

PRE-EDIT:
And before I could even finish this post, I take that back. Seems Darksaber found a workaround for Steam. YAY!

EDIT:
I forgot, Darksaber also made a TIE Fighter Total Conversion Mod for XWA.

[Akura]

It took many lives, but I finally declared independence from Great Britain in 1789. Even after pushing the redcoats off the continent from Quebec to St. Augustine, I still needed a few more territories. And the Cherokees were perfectly hostile to me, so... AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!

During the campaign, several members of Congress took mistresses and Thomas Jefferson became corrupt.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Empire: Total War, Path to Independence campaign.

[SOLDIER First]

Managed to get all the way to Sector Eight and fight the Flagship.
Just with the starter Ion cannon, a Pike, Burst Laser, two Attack Drones and a System Repair drone.
FTL

[Tawa]

I wouldn't say this is an "own" from an overall standpoint, but rather on a "recovery from screwup" standpoint:

Eagle's forces decimated my army. I had no way to defeat the rest of his army, because I was left with literally one unit, an Infantry, with no factories.

So what did I do? It was a fog of war map, so I did the only sensible thing: guerrilla warfare. The infantry rushed from forest to forest in a last-ditch effort to capture Green Earth's HQ. And lo and behold, the only thing guarding their HQ was a Fighter Jet who couldn't see or even attack me. I rushed right over there and took over his HQ and Eagle somehow had no clue that I was doing so.

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Advance Wars.

Bloody hell I'm bad at this game.

[EnigmaticHat]

...I know exactly which mission that is.  Its the one with the long road where you have air units but no airport to refuel them, right?

[Tawa]

Yes! That's the one. Heck, I would've OWNED that level if I'd been able to refuel my fighter and take out that bomber.

...Airports?