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[Blaze]

How do you even not get hit in Doom.

This map pack doesn't have hitscan enemies. They got replaced by some other weird sounding thing that throws iron balls at you.
Granted, I'm playing on "It's a me, Doomguy!" difficulty, so enemy projectiles move at double speed.

[pisskop]

How do you even not get hit in Doom.
I suck so much at that game, but damn if it isn't great to blow out some demon brains after a shitty day.

I think I'll make that my last ownage. Even if I sucked.

Always circle strafe.  Do it in your sleep

[Blaze]

Spoiler: Final Boss Fight. Don't peek if unless you don't plan on playing Golden Souls (click to show/hide)

Oh look, Spider Mastermind.

Squishy? Heck no. It may flinch from a shotgun blast, but I just unloaded 8 rounds right in its face and it only lost 2% health. Meaning it takes FOUR HUNDRED point blank shotgun blasts before it dies. I can carry 100 with my backpack upgrade.

Rockets? Useless, it doesn't stun fast enough before it starts firing its super chaingun which deals 15 damage through mega-armor. There is no overhealth in the map pack.



And then next up, Icon of Sin. 3 rockets? Ha! A direct rocket hit takes 4% of its health, and that's directly at that spot where the explosion is (The life meter's slow on the update). Getting close to that deals 2 damage, and too far away, even if it hits the face, deals nothing.

Meanwhile it's hurling out gobs of things like revenants, barons of hell, and cacolich (custom), all of which can kill me in 2-3 hits and can take ridiculous amounts of damage (Revenants and Cacoliches take about 40 out of 50 bullets from rifle clip, the barons take around 90 shots; or 1.5/3 full auto-shotgun magazines). Circle strafing is near impossible because the arena is littered with insta-death pits.

And it's straight to this boss after beating Spidie, no chance to get more armor. Thankfully, health and ammo is fairly plentiful...



... Because we move straight to the third battle. High-speed, homing, bouncing fireballs that deal 3/4 of my health in damage and a archvile style attack in an arena with exactly two thin pillars to hide behind.



I still win anyway. Mostly due to the fact that I almost never used my rockets or rainblaster so I had plenty saved up.

[MaximumZero]

That is...something. Not sure what comes to mind other than "WTF why?" but it's something.

[Yoink]

Managed to get the most kills/"defeats" three matches in a row shortly after I started playing the game.
Most of those were with the extremely finicky sidearm pistol, which is short range, fires only two shots before needing cooldown and is very satisfying to get kills with. It's quite an unpleasant surprise for enemies at close range.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Star Wars: Battlefront.
I'm playing on PS4 if anyone else happens to be playing... my username is Rocket_Carrot. We should crush some rebel scum together!

[itisnotlogical]

I now have a two-person home on MineGrumps. It has a piston-powered drydock with a fully-expanded map of the area, three different crops and a chicken coop, a two-story house with electric lights on the top floor, a patrolling Iron Golem, a pet dog, a cobble generator and a two-story storage tower. It's also built on top of an abandoned mineshaft, so I have a few stacks of minecart rails.

Spoiler: huge screenshot (click to show/hide)

Minecraft.

[TheBiggerFish]

What kind of server are you talking?

[Teneb]

Playing as Russia. Managed to destroy Crimea and ruin Kazan's army so it should be easier to deal with them in the future. On the other hand, I'm sandwiched between the Poland-Lithuania Personal Union blob and a gigantic Uzbek that dominates everything east of me until Ming. Still, good to finally get a meaningful victory over Kazan, that has been pestering me all game.

Spoiler: A screenshot (click to show/hide)

Should maybe be obvious from the screenshot, but it's EU4

[itisnotlogical]

What kind of server are you talking?

It's survival, but I think it's only on normal or even easy difficulty.

Still, it's the largest, prettiest thing I've ever built in Minecraft, even if it's only partially mine.

[Teneb]

Playing as Russia. Managed to destroy Crimea and ruin Kazan's army so it should be easier to deal with them in the future. On the other hand, I'm sandwiched between the Poland-Lithuania Personal Union blob and a gigantic Uzbek that dominates everything east of me until Ming. Still, good to finally get a meaningful victory over Kazan, that has been pestering me all game.

Spoiler: A screenshot (click to show/hide)

Should maybe be obvious from the screenshot, but it's EU4

Posted too early. Not ten minutes later, both Poland and Uzbek attack me. Goodbye, brief own.

[Akura]

Traveling with Delphine, Esbrin, and my huscarl/waifu(not yet) Lydia to some place for some plot stuff. Esbrin is following Delphine, Delphine is supposed to be following me but somehow her AI gets flagged to escorting Esbrin, meaning she walks on her own but stops when Esbrin lags. Eventually, Delphine gets stuck on a branch, so I go my own way with Lydia.

I come upon some Forsworn encampments and clear a few out(triggering Meridia's quest somehow). That night, I find a Forsworn camp named after/right next to my destination. Already I see action; Delphine and Esbrin had also just arrived at the same time and are already getting it on with the Forsworn. This quickly deteriorates into a three-way when a Blood Dragon shows up and starts strafing the place. The night sky fills with arrows and ice bolts(from the Forsworn, but I think Esbrin can cast them too) aimed at the dragon.

I, a zombie I raised from a local Forsworn, and Esbrin's Flame Atronach quickly dispatch the remaining Forsworn. The dragon, hurt from the flyover, lands on a nearby rocky outcrop where I fill it with arrows. It's health is brought to near-death, and I run up and stab it in the throat.


I just had the best goddamn adventure.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Skyrim.

[Reudh]

Traveling with Delphine, Esbrin, and my huscarl/waifu(not yet) Lydia to some place for some plot stuff. Esbrin is following Delphine, Delphine is supposed to be following me but somehow her AI gets flagged to escorting Esbrin, meaning she walks on her own but stops when Esbrin lags. Eventually, Delphine gets stuck on a branch, so I go my own way with Lydia.

I come upon some Forsworn encampments and clear a few out(triggering Meridia's quest somehow). That night, I find a Forsworn camp named after/right next to my destination. Already I see action; Delphine and Esbrin had also just arrived at the same time and are already getting it on with the Forsworn. This quickly deteriorates into a three-way when a Blood Dragon shows up and starts strafing the place. The night sky fills with arrows and ice bolts(from the Forsworn, but I think Esbrin can cast them too) aimed at the dragon.

I, a zombie I raised from a local Forsworn, and Esbrin's Flame Atronach quickly dispatch the remaining Forsworn. The dragon, hurt from the flyover, lands on a nearby rocky outcrop where I fill it with arrows. It's health is brought to near-death, and I run up and stab it in the throat.


I just had the best goddamn adventure.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Skyrim.

I remember that encounter well. Esbern has master level Conjuration and Destruction, i think, plus a fair few of the forsworn there pack some heat too. The dragon is hard-coded to appear during that quest, but which dragon it is is reliant on your level.

I once tried that quest with Dragon Combat Overhaul and Legendary difficulty.

Suffice to say, it was not an own at all.

[EnigmaticHat]

I killed a blimp.  And then I fought two blimps at once.  Killed one, got the other one half way down before getting taken out myself.  Two blimps, 31,000 points, not bad for a flying potato.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Luftrausers

[Twinwolf]

Going through the first dungeon of the game. Pretty easy- except one "Oh crap" moment when I landed Zephyr next to one of the explodey enemies- and suddenly, boss. Boss has the remainder of it's HP in Scratch Damage, but the Hero Gauge is in the critical zone. I see the boss winding up the attack to finish it by killing Leane, as I frantically press "X" to make her fire. Screen goes firey... and I get the "Threat Suppressed" icon.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Resonance of Fate.

[EnigmaticHat]

I blocked Necrophos' ult with Dazzle's Shallow Grave; and the hero I saved made it back to the fountain (although no one else, including me, did).

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

DoTA 2