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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #4380 on: May 07, 2015, 01:10:46 pm »

plenty of people have posted stuff that only makes sense when you know the game in question

the game is Team Fortress 2
...what's an agility upgrade? I haven't played TF2 in months.

Ooooh. Googled it. New game mode. Neat.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #4381 on: May 07, 2015, 04:41:02 pm »

This just happened to me in a game. If you can guess which one it is, you win a cookie.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #4382 on: May 07, 2015, 05:21:05 pm »

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #4383 on: May 07, 2015, 05:25:01 pm »

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #4384 on: May 07, 2015, 05:53:51 pm »

I designed a spaceship to cause as much casualties as possible and sent it flying. Each stage had multiple passengers attached to, and I put as many stages as I could. A grand total of 28 died.
The rocket was unexpectedly powerful, considering the first test wasn't even able to leave the pad and all I did was a minor change to the stage order. My rocked managed to completely leave earth's orbit (coming from someone who never managed to reach the moon), but didn't have enough fuel to come back on earth and crash as I had planned, so 4 of them survived, but are doomed to be stuck in the middle of space forever. I'm thinking about sending a "rescue" ship (read kamikaze) to blow the rest of the survivors.
I'm not sure if that counts as owning, but that was definitively awesome for me.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #4385 on: May 07, 2015, 05:55:48 pm »

Jebediah is digging it!
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #4386 on: May 07, 2015, 05:56:50 pm »

Jebediah is digging it!

Jebediah is a sadist taking joy in the deaths of his comrades!  :P
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #4387 on: May 07, 2015, 06:16:13 pm »

Jebediah is digging it!

Jebediah is a sadist taking joy in the deaths of his comrades!  :P
And Bob and Bill are sharing a knowing look, well aware that Jeb has gone off the far end.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #4388 on: May 08, 2015, 03:04:06 pm »

Not me doing the owning, but something that I spectated.

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So these guys are playing this tabletop game. One's playing a werewolf race and the other's got valkyries, and there's a small skirmish going on on the side closest to me. A platoon of wolves vs one pikewoman.

It's Team Wolf's turn. He shoves all his units around the poor fighter in preparation to feed. Rolls 4 d10s for each of the first two. All ones and twos: not high enough to actually hit the fighter, and low enough that she can actually counter-attack. First counter-attack: double hit. Wolf 1 is dead. Second counter-attack: another double. Wolf 2 is dead.

So now that that's over, we move on to the main battle phase (I think) and the valkyrie tries for an attack on a half-health wolf. Sure enough, it makes it through. Team Wolf just keeps rolling ones and twos. It's now a one-on-one. The last wolf takes a swing, and it connects, but not quite enough to kill. Whoever makes it through next, wins.

Next turn, the two clash, with the valkyrie just squeezing by to deal her damage. Nearly flawless victory. On the main battlefield, the last few monstrous shieldbreakers are overwhelmed by the humans. The werewolves are routed, and victory goes to Team Valkyrie.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #4389 on: May 09, 2015, 10:46:15 am »

I played a lobby.
On 2fort.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #4390 on: May 09, 2015, 06:39:39 pm »

Defeated Satan for the first time! I was playing as Samson, and it was also the first time I defeated Mom's Heart with him. Really odd build for him: by the time the game ended, I was Guppy, had no red hearts at all, 10 Soul Hearts, charging magnetic spectral tears, 6? lives, and probably five familiars flying around. Samson gets stronger as he takes damage, but I was desperately trying to avoid damage until the soul hearts started pouring in.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #4391 on: May 10, 2015, 04:08:21 am »

Had some kind of balloon/helicopter thing I built with sawblades on the bottom. Got to a level that had tons of troops and I had to kill 90% of them and the archers kept killing my balloons and making me crash

So I add a row of cannons to the bottom to kill the archers. I fire the cannons and it was just too much, my whole airship spins out of control, somehow things catch on fire (I think there was a bomb hidden somewhere and I bumped it) so I'm spinning wildly on fire, completely out of control and only barely flying, parts randomly flying off.... I slam into the ground and go skidding along and plow straight through the group of guys I have to kill, crushing most of them and burning the few that don't get crushed.

I manage to skid along the ground all the way to the archers where my machine falls completely to pieces, killing most of the archers and winning me the level (despite the fact my machine is completely destroyed)

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #4392 on: May 10, 2015, 10:44:12 am »

I usually lob a wave of cannonballs at the archers, and set up a spinning flamethrower thing to deal with the infantry. But other things are possible. I think I made a somewhat flyable bomber before.



Went into the final battle with about 13 hearts left. Would have been more, if Zelda could aim worth a crap. Seriously, she takes three seconds aiming, while me and Ganondorf are going in the same speed and direction, and a fairly short distance away, and she still missed. Maybe if she asked the gods to give her arrows some kind of homing ability... The ability to exterminate evil is nice and all, but it doesn't help when you can't bloddy hit the son of a bitch, Zelda!

I finished with less than 3 hearts left. Didn't use the fairy or fairy tears, but almost needed to. Goddamn, how many times do you have to kill Ganondorf before he finally dies? But he finally died. I think the trick was to roll behind him and get him with the back slice.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #4393 on: May 10, 2015, 12:54:21 pm »

For the record, pulling out the fishing rod in the very final battle with Ganondorf and then whacking him while he's distracted by it works wonders.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #4394 on: May 10, 2015, 01:16:09 pm »

http://logs.tf/810318
I feel like I'm starting to get the hang of lobbies. (im Operand in that)

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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.
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