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[Akura]

I figured I was ready for the Twins. I had enough buffs that the liner of icons stretched across half the screen. I had a Mystic Golden Shower and Unreal MegaShark(+~750 HV Bullets). I started taking out Spasmatism, using Gravitation to stay airborne. Killed that one, started on Retinazer. Turns out killing Spas first was a good idea, since Ret gets nasty towards the end. My Gravitation and most of my other buffs ran out, and at the end me and Retinazer were blasting so much shit at one another it'd make the Orks jealous. As luck would have it, Retinazer turned away and flew off-screen. I lead his flight path and let about a hundred more high velocity rounds finish the job.

"The Twins has been defeated."

Only what happened shortly afterward could top that. Having just beaten a pirate invasion and scored some gold furniture, I set about building myself a throne room to feed my hungry ego. In the process of scrambling stuff together to make a throne, I see a message. "Skeletron Prime has awoken!" There was no preceeding warning. Before I could react, Skeletron Prime was in my base, trying to kill my doods. Intending to at least save the NPCs, I fled. I figured I may as well try it, maybe figure out his attack patterns. The only buff I had available was a hastily eaten pumpkin pie.

As it turned out, flying around and blasting him with ichor and bullets was a very good strategy. I started with 800 or so HV bullets, finished with about 50. I beat Skeletron Prime when he ambushed my  in my own castle.

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Terraria.

[revo]

just destroyed my first medium length veteran mission grave robber -vestal-BH- leper does work. i have single target dps, i have aoe, i have heals, i have dodge. i just walk into places and shit dies at my feet. I left the dungeon with less stress than I entered. Now I think its time to take on the necromancer.

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Darkest Dungeon

[Itnetlolor]

Managed to find a unique spot in the battlefield and tricked the AI into killing itself without firing a single shot from my end. Well, not as much trick it, but figure out the nuances of my spot in relation to the AI, and more like pilot the AI to kill itself. More awesomely, when it was about to leave, I managed to "pilot it back" to where it could regularly kill itself again. Happened a few times. Taming AIs is difficult, but awesome.

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ROCKETSROCKETSROCKETS

EDIT:
I forgot to mention why I did this. I thought I had no weapons, and had to last a few minutes against the computer. Turned out I DID have weapons on me (bombs only; seldom-used variety), and there was no real time limit. So basically, I MacGuyvered a way to make the AI kill itself without having weapons (according to my initial awareness) on me.

[Akura]

Ajhira asked me to go looking for flowers, and said the best place to look was on the north shore of some lake near Suran. I follow the path she told me about, somehow end up in a volcanic wasteland. Instead of flowers, there's giant spikey roots, random lava pits, and cliff racers. God, so many cliff racers. I pick my way to Bal Ur, one map tile north of Suran. As I do, along with fighting off an Alit pack, a blight storm rolls in. Wonderful. Then two daedra worshippers attack. I get to Suran, buy what I need, spend some time in the House of Earthly Delights, then take a silt strider home.

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Morrowind. I didn't own, the game did.

[Xardalas]

My partner died in the city so I was steadfastly defending his gear and shit from a group of radscorpians. Ghouls spawned in soon after and he arrived just as I defeated the first wave. Together we fought off about six waves of ghouls all while expending nearly six hundred round in ammunition. By the time the attack had ended, I had exactly five rounds left in my ak. Of course at that point, another player walks onto the map and pulls his gun out. There is sort of a weary, Mexican stand off feeling before he left.

Thank god for that to, we were literally out of ammunition entirely. Fucker could of killed us easily.

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Fallout online, Ashes of Pheonix. In the city core, open world pvp.

[EnigmaticHat]

3 Grave Robbers, 1 Jester.

Lunge Lunge Lunge Whatever Lunge Lunge Lunge

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Darkest Dungeon.  Working on getting four grave robbers.

[miauw62]

I just won the first stage of thundermountain with a team consisting of only snipers.
I... I don't know.

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Team fortress 2

[Spehss _]

I just won the first stage of thundermountain with a team consisting of only snipers.
I... I don't know.

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Team fortress 2

Noice. How many huntsmen were on the team, how many arrows did it take to blot out the sun, and how many of those arrows hit their intended target? 

[miauw62]

I really don't know. But it was hilarious and i topscored (without the huntsman)

[flabort]

It wasn't me, but he's unlikely to post about it. I was watching my brother play Watch_Dogs...

He gets invaded by an enemy fixer, who's apparently at the top of a hill. He makes it to the top of the hill, and the guy hasn't started his hack yet, but my brother pulls out his grenade launcher and first sends the guy flying into the air with an indirect shot, like literally flying it sent him out of the hack-zone, and then he uses a second grenade and snipes the dude out of the sky with it, killing the guy and ending the invasion/hack.

[MaximumZero]

I nicknamed the grenade launcher the "Problem Solver" in that game. It solved all of my problems, and no one in Chicago seemed to give a shit that I was essentially a large scale domestic terrorist. Note to Ubisoft: Chicago is not Detroit. People will give a shit if you use a grenade launcher within the city limits.

[KingofstarrySkies]

My semi-auto shotgun (Or was it full-auto? Probably not.) Was my best goddamn friend in that game.

[Rex Invictus]

I was struggling against the giant insectile beast. I'd brought a greatsword when I should've brought some sort of ranged weapon. It's heavily armour horn and pincers were deflecting all my blows as I rained them upon it. I'd done enough damage to cause it to flee, but I had ran out of all healing items and it was down to the line whether or not it or I would win.

When it fled, I gave chase. It ran into a zone and flew to the bottom of a cliff. As it flew back up towards me to attack me with it's huge horn, I jumped off, seeking to strike it with a jump attack.

I hit it and then FOUND MYSELF MOUNTED UPON IT'S BACK. It tumbled to the ground below and me and insect-monster struggled for supremacy as I smashed away at its horn with my fists. The horn crumpled, cracking, and it rolled onto its back in pain.

With a final swing of my greatsword, I slew the beast, finishing the mission I set about on.

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Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate, fighting the first Seltas.

[miauw62]

Went on a raid. Drove the vehicle I used to get there straight through the building in question and then ran around throwing bombs.
it was over before it properly started :V

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Red Faction: Gorilla

[MaximumZero]

Red Faction: Gorilla

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