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[joemoben]

I managed to board and capture something that probably shouldn't be able to be boarded and captured.

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What game is that?

That would be Starsector, with a mod that I have seen before but cannot remember the name of for the life of me.

[Parsely]

I managed to board and capture something that probably shouldn't be able to be boarded and captured.

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Presumably it's a bug? Make sure you report it. Those modders love fixing bugs.

[choppy]

I managed to board and capture something that probably shouldn't be able to be boarded and captured.

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Presumably it's a bug? Make sure you report it. Those modders love fixing squishing bugs.

FTFY

[itisnotlogical]

I've still lost more than twice as many matches as I've won, even before counting AI matches. But the losses are getting closer and closer every time, and I actually won three matches in my last session!

Hearthstone.

[hector13]

Was hoping for the Celebrity achievement (get 15k prestige) on my old man Fylkir/Emperor, who was heading into his 70's. Managed to get it at age 72, and then I was hoping for a better heir (ultimogeniture, youngest male child inherits) though thought it unlikely given my guy's wife was old, and I didn't want to get any concubines.

Forgot about his lover though. He was 76, got a little pop-up saying I have a bastard son from this 27 year old he gave a good tumble to 9 years previously. After a little thought, decided the reputation hit with the entirety of his immediate family would be worth legitimising him, so I did.

He died a few months later, and I get to play as my first 0 years old character

Further ownage occurred immediately thereafter when Scotland decided they wanted to take advantage of the Empire being in flux, and to declare a Holy War for Dunbar, while I was still mopping up some Lithuanians. Sorted them out, but took a great hit to the number of troops I could field, and then some of my vassals decided they no longer wanted to be part of the Scandinavian Empire, so they revolted. Despite having slightly fewer troops than they did, managed to make them surrender after 4 years of hard battle, and imprisoned 9 of the bastards.

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Crusader Kings 2

[timferius]

Wait, wait, wait. He took a tumble with the 27 year old 9 years ago, she had his son, who was 0 years old. 9 years is a very long gestation period... Oh game mechanics.

[Mr. Strange]

...seems legit.

[PanH]

Wait, wait, wait. He took a tumble with the 27 year old 9 years ago, she had his son, who was 0 years old. 9 years is a very long gestation period... Oh game mechanics.

It's just that she became his lover 9 yrs ago, the game just doesn't tell you about every tumble you take.

[Culise]

Yep.  As far as I recall, the only tumbles the game tells you about are either the "give a good tumble" event (which I'm not sure if it triggers for already-lovers) and the one off the fortifications. 

[pisskop]

Well, they do get sprinkled into the resulting events.  The 'spend xx gold, try to make a baby' events.

[hector13]

Wait, wait, wait. He took a tumble with the 27 year old 9 years ago, she had his son, who was 0 years old. 9 years is a very long gestation period... Oh game mechanics.

It's just that she became his lover 9 yrs ago, the game just doesn't tell you about every tumble you take.

This one.

I had a daughter from the first time, but didn't legitimise her because of agnatic-succession: women don't inherit. I did acknowledge her as my own though, because I'm nice like that.

[Itnetlolor]

In a multiplayer dungeon crawl with my brothers and their friends, I was separated from the pack, as tends to happen (missing out on many kills and loot and some XP), and overheard some struggle going on in a dungeon and a boss fight. After wandering the wilderness for a while, leveling up and such, I caught up later to the same dungeon, restocked with enemies and bosses, and solo'd them all, plus bosses (at a much lower level) with dual-pistols. Additionally, my pet kicked some ass as well, raking in a good deal of the kills; more awesome since I designed them as a tribute to an awesome cat I had (they were pretty much like a mini-panther IRL, and this time, they were full-scale. An awesome tribute to an awesome cat. You are always missed, Magellan.).

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Torchlight II

[timferius]

Wait, wait, wait. He took a tumble with the 27 year old 9 years ago, she had his son, who was 0 years old. 9 years is a very long gestation period... Oh game mechanics.

It's just that she became his lover 9 yrs ago, the game just doesn't tell you about every tumble you take.

This one.

I had a daughter from the first time, but didn't legitimise her because of agnatic-succession: women don't inherit. I did acknowledge her as my own though, because I'm nice like that.

Oh, I guess that makes sense.

[Arcvasti]

I was a traitor Roboticist with two goals: Kill all cyborgs and survive until the end of the round. First thing I did was lure the other Roboticist into Storage, blind him with a flash and then beat him to death. When someone came in and asked to be made a cyborg I cut his brain out and threw it down Disposals. Then another traitor came in, set me on fire and took my ID. I got the fire out, but now I was basically completely trapped since I didn't have an ID to open any doors. But the dead Roboticist in Storage had one. I welded my way into Storage, ordered a voice changer and stole the dead Roboticist's identity. But the nosy AI noticed the dead body in Storage with my name and got suspicious. I fled into Maintenance and ordered a DNA scrambler, injected myself and then ordered a fake ID with my new name on it. But that wasn't enough. I bolted and welded myself into a small room to lie low for a few minutes. No one could get in, but I could weld my way out through the walls. I waited in there for about four minutes, before I contracted a random virus from an event. The virus chewed through my health pretty quickly, so I resolved to weld my way out through the walls early. Out of fuel. By this point, I was in crit, so I couldn't talk over the radio. And I was trapped in my own oh-so-clever hideout. My only method of communication with the outside was via my PDA. And no one ever answers their PDA, so no one noticed my pleas for help until a minute before the shuttle was going to leave. By then it was too late and I was left behind on the station. Locked in a maintenance room, dying of a disease and unable to even speak. But what's this:

Objectives:
1:Kill all cyborgs

I killed the only other Roboticist. There were no cyborgs on the station at the end of the round.

2: Stay alive until the end of the round.

I was still alive, in my prison, in crit.

I won. I WON!

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[Akura]

Spoiler: shotgun op plz nerf (click to show/hide)

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FEAR

Finally won a damn challenge. With a team I didn't think would: a Protean Greninja, Aegislash, and one I won't reveal yet.

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Pokemon Omicron