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[BlackFlyme]

DM of our new campaign decided that for the first fight we would all be forced to fight demons one-on-one, against demons that were around the same power level as each player. We all had different demons, meant to match us.

I'm a paladin. I pasted mine.
The fighter did very well, as he was built specifically to be a powerhouse, and he criticals often. His demon basically gave him free hits as it tried and failed to use mind-affecting spells.
The investigator nickel-and-dimed her opponent to death, but didn't really get hurt.
The cleric didn't get a chance to actually hit his, but wasn't hurt at all due to his protective spells. He left to help the ninja, who was stun-locked to near-death.
So I was called to kill the cleric's demon instead.

Paladin: 2, Demons: 0

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Pathfinder

I also got around to finally making a stat sheet for my horse. DM refused to let me get any other type of mount than a regular old horse, unfortunately. No celestial dire-tyrannosaurus for me. Despite this, my horse is amazing.

[HFS]

Playing D&D, mixture of 1st and 2nd edition, using some homebrew mass combat rules.

On our side? ~1500 odd troops, in a decent defensive position.

On their side? 4500 troops plus a dragon.

Result?

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Our losses: 0. Zero. Not even a single point of damage.

Their losses: 4500, the dragon, and their leader.

Ridiculous rolling (and lots of siege equipment) (and a couple of Mass Invisibility) (and 3 dragons of our own) (among other things) =

[AlleeCat]

Despite this, my horse is amazing.

Look at my horse, my horse is amazing~

[tryrar]

Despite this, my horse is amazing.

Look at my horse, my horse is amazing~

......godamnit now that song is stuck in my head. Why man, WHYYYYYYYYYY

[BlackFlyme]

Despite this, my horse is amazing.

Look at my horse, my horse is amazing~

Give it a lick, it tastes just like holy retribution?

Sad part is that my horse is almost more bad-ass than my paladin. It's rather intelligent, and probably the third best at stealth in the party. Plus it can smite. I should have filled out its details so much earlier. Instead, its only use since I got it was to treat it as a meaty, hairy motorcycle of divine transportation.

[timferius]

Son shoved something (turned out to be a dime that got stuck to the magnet) in the ps3. I sucessfully dismantled it, removed the disk drive, remove the object, reset the gears, and reinstalled the drive and it works! (didn't reset the gears on the first try, so had to go back and do that once I found out it needed to be done).

[Flying Dice]

Been playing more Breaking Point on New Haven lately. I'd made the long run up to the north island to raid the Evac Base for supplies and made away with a full load: M249, a British rucksack, and an assortment of industrial supplies. After swimming back to the main island I spent about an hour and a half threading my way down the coast to avoid the clusterfuck in the main city, glassing out new stretches as I went. At one point I noticed regular lines beneath a pine tree. Sure enough, when I rounded a little bay and approached the site, I found someone's storage crate that hadn't been hidden well enough on the coast side.

Popped it open, and spirits! Something like a dozen high-end guns, tons of ammo and attachments, and a load of industrial stuff. Unfortunately I was already full up, but I swapped an AK from my pack for a SpecOps DMR and dropped some junk so that I could grab a handful of scopes and suppressors. Then I torched the rest. Some guy is gonna be piiiiissed. xD

e: Looooool. Went to raid the CMC for more building supplies and I happened to glass the shore before I ran in. At least two more crates poorly hidden in the same way, but this time I had the chance to clean them out before I torched them.

[Reudh]

Mutant Spider + Brimstone + Lump of Coal + several damage up items = lol. Every boss that had a single phase died in one hit unless they were extremely bulky (mama gurdy, monstro II, it lives). Brimstone is already a strong item, but then x4 + more damage on top of that made it insane.

It Lives took two hits, mama gurdy two hits, monstro II two hits - eventually i went to Sheol and fought Satan - The Fallen died in one hit for each portion, satan's first form took two, and satan's second form took two more.

24 minutes from start to satan. I have the seed, though some items were rerolled using the D6.

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Binding of Isaac: Rebirth

[Spehss _]

I knocked one of the bruiser brothers into the air with my katana before clobbering him over and over and over with my dwarven hammer until he died. Basically juggled him to death with melee weapons, no biggie.

I, uh, didn't know I could do that, but I did.

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Doom with the Demonsteele mod.

[Tawa]

I beat the Bolt Axe Shogun level.

What's great about this is that most of the map was cleared with Ike alone, who also managed to tank being hit by no less than 3 boulders, several siege weapon shots, and a couple of axemen here and there.

Man, Ike is awesome.

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Go on, guess. Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance.

[rabidgam3r]

Dwarf Fortress?












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[Spehss _]

Nah. man, he's playing Ike, that character from the Smash Bros. It must be Smash Bros.

 

[Culise]

It's one of those election-simulator games.  He's playing Eisenhower. ^_^

[Sirus]

It's one of those election-simulator games.  He's playing Eisenhower. ^_^

Damn you, you ninja

[Tawa]

Did any of you see my transparent text?