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/tg/ Mech Creator 1.2
It's worth noting I understand nothing about 4chan and don't use it.

[pisskop]

Oh, awesome, A swordsman ambushed me and I threw a sack of money at him, chipping the bones and saving my ass big time.  Considering Im still a naked outsider.

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DF 34.11

The only thing that would have made this more epic is him being a 40.xx robber.

[Sirus]

Oh, awesome, A swordsman ambushed me and I threw a sack of money at him, chipping the bones and saving my ass big time.  Considering Im still a naked outsider.

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DF 34.11

The only thing that would have made this more epic is him being a 40.xx robber.

"Give me all your money!"
*whoosh*
*crack*
"OH ARMOK NOT LIKE THAT! OH THE PAIN"

[KingofstarrySkies]

CRIME DOESN'T PAY YOU FUCKER

[USEC_OFFICER]

Only when you factor in the medical bills from people chucking their moneybags at you.

[Duriel]

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(For some reason, the uploaded image became darker than the original screenshot.)
The actual corpse of the player character was offscreen because I wandered off in search of a lucky medkit.

This is currently the best run I've ever had. There were a lot of close calls mostly pertaining to lack of ammo and not-so-good weaponry (I arrived at the palace with a splinter pistol and an auto shotgun with very little ammo), and also last-minute saves (I got Rabbit Paw as the second-to-last mutation, and the weapon chest at the throne contained an auto flame shotgun (which promptly slaughtered the throne)). I took damage nearly every single level. Every time I got to 0 health, I would stop moving to figure out where I was, then move over any medkit that had dropped.

When I died, the weapons I were holding were a Hyper Launcher and a Plasma Cannon, and I had Crown of Explosions at the time. I had gotten a total of 4 (5?) crowns (in chronological order: Crown of Destiny (which got me Impact Wrists), Crown of Blood (for silliness) and the last ones were Crowns of Explosions to go with the Hyper Launcher).

Fun facts:

• I stayed above 0 health during all throne fights, and didn't get hit once during Throne's final form.
• Sharp teeth did a lot of work for keeping me alive. Every time I got hit, a lot of lower health enemies died and at least one dropped a medkit to restore what healh I lost.
• Plasma Cannon is a godsend during a loop (firing the thing into a good spot meant a lot of enemies dying, and I would often walk into a huge pile of drops).
• What got me in the end was that some offscreen enemies managed to get me to 0 health and I couldn't get a medkit to drop onscreen. I was at full health (12/12 HP) when I entered too.
• My previous best run was with Plant, where I got to the second loop. I died when I walked into a reflected gatling slugger round.

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Nuclear Throne, playing as Chicken.

[EnigmaticHat]

Nice, you looped.

The best I've gotten is second palace level as Fish, where I spawned in a corner surrounded by Palace enemies and IDPD, which did not go well for me.  I've since taken to playing as Eyes since he can "party the sea" of bullet spam, although I still haven't beaten the game.

[EnigmaticHat]

Double post-jitsu

I was very stressed today so I decided to beat up thugs in Arkham City.

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=317111405

Several hundred thugs specifically.  Once I hit a million points I decided not to dodge since the difficulty had long since stopped scaling and I was pretty much done.

[Akura]

Built a ship to reach an exorbital(is that a word) vector from Kerbin and the come back. By the time I was back in low orbit, I realized there were no parachutes or anything to land with, and it was a big and expensive craft. First attempt was to send another ship to salvage it and come back down. That failed as the two began to tumble about like a fat guy trying to use a nunchaku(not me, I'm pretty good with a nunchaku), before the crafts broke down to their constituent parts when I turned up time compression(might have worked otherwise).

Second attempt I tried to land manually. Went perfectly until the fuel ran out just 50m above ground. The engines and tanks were lost, but the the structure holding them, the ASAS wheels, and the core were all intact. Mission Accomplished.

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Kerbal Space Program.

[EnigmaticHat]

My Kestral class ship was split in half by oxygen-drained rooms.  The front section was flooded with rebel boarders; all systems destroyed, all crew lost.  The grand total of our functioning systems: life support, 2/3 shield layers, and the guns.  Only the engineer and gunnery officer survived, by virtue of being in the rear section when it all went down.  While we had no functioning sensors, given how badly the fight had gone they were almost certainly outnumbered 2:1 by the remaining intruders.

They still managed to keep firing long enough to save the Federation.

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FTL, hard mode

[Akura]

Playing Denmark against Bavaria. As soon as I could, I sent Pikemen to harrass their town. They manage to capture most of it. They were eventually forced out when they pulled more Pikemen from their ass than I thought possible, and as my men were retreating, they stupidly split into two groups, one being stuck on a cliff. They died, but the enemy split their force into two groups, and the group that was chasing down the survivors ran into my reinforcements. They ended up putting the enemy in a pincer, killing about 40 men and losing one. I assaulted the town again, capturing a town center and some peasants, and won shortly after setting up a cannon tower in the middle of town.

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Cossacks: European Wars: Back to War

[cerapa]

Made idiotic priest deck whose main purpose is to heal the enemy. It includes 2 wisps, 2 elven archers(for self face-shot value), 2 young dragonhawks and other assorted crap like that. I spend most of my time buffing and healing the enemy or his creatures.

Played against a ramp druid. Somehow nearly won. wat.

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Hearthstone

EDIT: And now I actually won with the damn thing!
Turn 1: Young Dragonhawk Turn 2: Power Word: Shield + Coin + Divine Spirit being hard-countered by an Emperor Cobra made me sad though.

[Knick]

Got caught in the open by a random dragon.  After trying to avoid the damned thing by hiding in trees, and under a bridge, it landed, and I had to face it down.  I had two companions, both of whom helped by attacking the dragon.  Unfortunately, one of my companions was an escort mission, of sorts, who attacked the dragon with his bare hands.  It went poorly for him.  I never did find his corpse.

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Skyrim.  Damn you, Maurice, you suicidal fool!

[werty892]

>be courier
>just west of new vegas
>see some chem junkies up to no good
>they drugging up the neighborhood
>do what any self respected citizen would do
>take out a anti matierial rifle and blow their heads off from 500m
>"drugs kill"

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fallout new Vegas. In the same session I killed about 10 deathclaws in close combat using the riot shotgun(BEST WEAPON EVER) without taking a hit.

[hector13]

Got caught in the open by a random dragon.  After trying to avoid the damned thing by hiding in trees, and under a bridge, it landed, and I had to face it down.  I had two companions, both of whom helped by attacking the dragon.  Unfortunately, one of my companions was an escort mission, of sorts, who attacked the dragon with his bare hands.  It went poorly for him.  I never did find his corpse.

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Skyrim.  Damn you, Maurice, you suicidal fool!

That happened to me once, though I was on my own.

I had finished messing about in one of the many caves littered around. As a master conjurer who was learning alteration spells to get some decent defence points, I was pondering over which spells I should have at the ready as I wander back to town, on the road. Both hands as conjuration spells to attack while I get myself ready with alteration or destruction spells, or have the alteration spell out for a dual cast, then conjuration.

All of a sudden I hear the beating of wings and look up, nothing there. Turned round to find a bloody great big elder dragon hovering mere feet away, blasting me in the face. It was something of a sobering moment.

I ran off, leaving my conjured beasts to cover my escape.