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[Sirus]

Scored 843 kills in Survival mode. The ground ran red with stick figure blood. Plus I have the highest score amongst my Steam friends!

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One Finger Death Punch

How the...

I can never get past 300!

Oh man. You have got to beat 500 and unlock Blind Survival. It hides the combat zone, so you can't really see when enemies are in range! And if you get more than...was it 250?...kills in that mode you unlock No Luca No mode. That mode is hilariously difficult.

[Graknorke]

No Luca No mode

I am seriously confused as to how that would work. Like, an arena brawler with a homage to a cereal protection simulator?

[Sirus]

No Luca No mode

I am seriously confused as to how that would work. Like, an arena brawler with a homage to a cereal protection simulator?

Something like that, yes.

[Facekillz058]

I...
I've been wrong my whole life.
Greatshields aren't cheap in Dark Souls 2, unlike how I looked at them before.
The event that changed this?
My making of a new character that pretty much fulfills all the stereotypical traits of an anime brawler dude.
Huge muscles? Check
No shirt? Check
High saturation hair? Check, blue as hell
Fist weapons? Fuck yeah, two of them.
A giant sword? Haven't gotten that far yet.
Making stupid sounds with your mouth during every simple task? WATAH! HWAH! WAAAAAAAAAA!
Miracles to give you that lustrous super saiyan glow? In a few more play sessions, for sure.
Punch the Pursuer in the face multiple times without dying? Tomorrow night, that is the goal.

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Dark Souls 2. I swear, not only is this game more fun when you do stupid things, it's also magically easier.

[tryrar]

Beat the Rebel Flagship with the Lanius B. Lanius boarders are hilarious, they take a second to get going but when they suck the oxygen out of the room...(Also, I've discovered mind control counters mind control, handy for taking on the flagship).

FTL Advanced Edition

[Greiger]

The members of my PvP guild from Guild Wars 2 finally managed to get their Elder Scrolls online characters to level 10 so we could enter the pvp together.

a lowly 8 of us managed to be the key components of breaking not one but two sieges against our side's keeps, simply by sneaking out of our keep going around behind the enemy mass, breaking stealth and making an organized attack.  Prompting the defenders in the keep to also charge out and join the fray.

Instead of fighting back most of the enemies scattered, and I managed to get our kill 20 enemy players daily done in the first charge.  It was glorious, I missed PvPing with these guys.

Elder Scrolls Online.

[Sirus]

583 kills in blind survival. Not only does it hide the combat zone (so you don't quite know what your attack range is), it ALSO hides the enemy hit bars. If you don't know the pattern for a particular enemy color by heart, you'll probably screw up a few times.

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One Finger Death Punch

[Akura]

Managed to achieve Spellcard capture of Patchoulli's Wood Elf Spellcard on Lunatic difficulty. That I was hacking the memory to have infinite bombs and lives to survive that long doesn't count against it since to capture a Spellcard you need to beat it without dying or using a bomb, before time runs out(except possibly Flandre's "And Then There Were None").

Even more impressive, dodging Sakuya's first wave of "OMFGKNIIIIIVVES"(died on the second one). More impressive still, capturing her Illusion World "The World" Spellcard. Again, both on Lunatic.

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Touhou: The Embodiment of Scarlet Devil.

[IronTomato]

I owned without doing anything.

Earlier, I had changed my kiai (the sound that plays when you enter a fight) to Fat Bastard saying "Get in mah belleh" and amplified it by 80 decibels or so, for good measure.

The fight went something like this:

My character: GET IN MAH BELLEH!! COME OOOON!!!

Opponent (on chat): "Holy fuck tomato"
*disconnects*

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Toribash

[Sinistar]

Beat Bell Gargoyles. It was more bitter than sweet victory though, because I lost all of my humanities due to being careless earlier. Only 12, but for a newbie like me, that's quite some. 

Then I beat my first black knight. Only killed me once, still feel good. 

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Dark Souls: Prepare to Die

[flabort]

@IronTomato:
That's hilarious. I should play a couple rounds of that again; is there a server you favor?

[IronTomato]

@IronTomato:
That's hilarious. I should play a couple rounds of that again; is there a server you favor?

I usually go in Semipro Judofrac, or Semipro Aikido. When I'm not on one of those, I'm usually on the tourneys for the same gamemodes.

Also, fun fact: One of the new legends is someone from this forum.

[Thexor]

Beat Bell Gargoyles. It was more bitter than sweet victory though, because I lost all of my humanities due to being careless earlier. Only 12, but for a newbie like me, that's quite some. 

Then I beat my first black knight. Only killed me once, still feel good. 

You had 12 liquid Humanity?! Damn. I don't know that I've had more than 2-3 without consuming items, never mind before the Bell Gargoyles.

[Parsely]

Beat Bell Gargoyles. It was more bitter than sweet victory though, because I lost all of my humanities due to being careless earlier. Only 12, but for a newbie like me, that's quite some. 

Then I beat my first black knight. Only killed me once, still feel good. 

You had 12 liquid Humanity?! Damn. I don't know that I've had more than 2-3 without consuming items, never mind before the Bell Gargoyles.

He prolly ate all his humanity items. Or he went to a LOT of different areas before beating the gargs.

[Thexor]

Beat Bell Gargoyles. It was more bitter than sweet victory though, because I lost all of my humanities due to being careless earlier. Only 12, but for a newbie like me, that's quite some. 

Then I beat my first black knight. Only killed me once, still feel good. 

You had 12 liquid Humanity?! Damn. I don't know that I've had more than 2-3 without consuming items, never mind before the Bell Gargoyles.

He prolly ate all his humanity items. Or he went to a LOT of different areas before beating the gargs.

It's possible. Still, if you were going slowly, it's possible to farm 10 liquid Humanity per area from just killing stuff. 12 Humanity by the Parish would be totally doable.