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Author Topic: How did you last *own*?  (Read 1344298 times)

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #1815 on: October 16, 2013, 05:39:00 pm »

thats amazing :)
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #1816 on: October 16, 2013, 08:11:32 pm »

I stole a pair of magboots. It sounds simple, but at every single turn, something went wrong in my plan. EVERY. SINGLE. TURN. I stun a cop? No cuffs. Get cuffs? Another cop. Get more cuffs? ANOTHER cop. Stun him? The first cop is running around like a dickhead. Secborg comes. FLEEEEEEEEEE. I eventually won by hiding on the Security pod and murdering the cop that came to find me.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #1817 on: October 17, 2013, 12:29:07 am »

I stole a pair of magboots. It sounds simple, but at every single turn, something went wrong in my plan. EVERY. SINGLE. TURN. I stun a cop? No cuffs. Get cuffs? Another cop. Get more cuffs? ANOTHER cop. Stun him? The first cop is running around like a dickhead. Secborg comes. FLEEEEEEEEEE. I eventually won by hiding on the Security pod and murdering the cop that came to find me.
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Constant cop attack?
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #1818 on: October 18, 2013, 09:08:47 pm »

So, I'm playing Deathwatch again. Still got the same character that beat a Hive Tyrant and Chaos Sorcerer [followed by causing a Daemon to feel fear] in close combat. I only have 17 wounds. I haven't taken damage the whole time in the characters' lifetime.

We're preparing for an assault on an airbase, and our chosen vector of attack takes us through a series of underground tunnels.

Turns out they were a Necron Tomb. So we're navigating through a shifting maze of corridors and rooms - fortunately the first Necron we fought was an Immortal rather than something seriously nasty, and it died in one turn due to my Astartes buddies getting lucky. Then a Lychguard comes through.

My character got knocked back into another room by the Immortal's first shot [took no damage, though] and the door slammed shut. The Astartes fight the Lychguard for a bit, and when the door re-opens, my character charges and instakills the Lychguard [it had like 5 wounds left]. It doesn't get back up.

So we continue. We eventually find the exit.

Standing in front of it is:

-Another Lychguard
-A Deathmark

-A Necron Overlord

My response? CHARGE!

After two incredibly lucky Righteous Fury rolls on it [the Astartes were dealing with the Lychguard and Deathmark], the Overlord...well, he had an item that made an attack impossible to parry with three degrees of success or more.

His WS at this time was 65. He rolled a 32.

I get hit by a Hyperphase Sword. Instantly take 2 Critical Damage to the arm and I drop one of my two power swords.

I still have three attacks next turn.

First attack, 4 total damage.

Second attack, 19 total damage.

Third attack...39 total damage. Coupled with the earlier ones, the Overlord finally falls. Well, teleports away, but nevermind that. We escape.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #1819 on: October 19, 2013, 04:22:48 pm »

I defeated the Stalker in close combat.

Not exactly impressive, but it was so beautiful I count it as ownage.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #1820 on: October 19, 2013, 10:49:50 pm »

I won the Dangeresque, Too
My god that was a gruelling series of tournements. Thankfully the RNG threw me a bone and gave me two chances at it.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #1821 on: October 20, 2013, 11:37:26 am »

Everything went flawlessly on my first mission. Every recruit got a kill or two, not once of them missed an overwatch or an aimed attack. None of them was harmed either. I'm scared, what's going on?

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #1822 on: October 20, 2013, 12:14:30 pm »

The longer everything goes according to plan, the bigger the impending disaster.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #1823 on: October 20, 2013, 01:47:47 pm »

Italia Irredenta!

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #1824 on: October 20, 2013, 04:06:24 pm »

Managed to beat a multiplayer level with my dad. My god, there was no end to the Russians, but with his Sniper Rifle and my M16 and LAW we made it off that damn island.


Operation Flashpoint. It's difficult to do things with two intelligent people in a squad of six.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #1825 on: October 20, 2013, 06:20:05 pm »

Everything went flawlessly on my first mission. Every recruit got a kill or two, not once of them missed an overwatch or an aimed attack. None of them was harmed either. I'm scared, what's going on?

XCOM: Enemy Unknown.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #1826 on: October 20, 2013, 09:23:50 pm »

Invade a fellow I'd encountered before at upper Sen's Funhouse. He's remarkably well equipped, with Artorias armor, Gold Tracer, what I think is Dark Bead, and a Shotel that does a remarkable amount of damage. I'd defeated him previously by the skin of my teeth, by popping Humanity and coming out of the inevitable back stab slightly better off. I head in, and am surprised to find that alongside his Dark Bead he knows Crystal Magic weapon on what I believe to be a Washing Pole. It's damaging me through my shield and inflicting bleed, so I retreat to the catwalk and he soon follows me down. He have a small bout, and I'm sure that if we find ourselves actually dueling much longer that I'll meet my end. But just when my hope was lost, that I was sure that I would plummet off of the catwalk and down into the broken grate, I unintentionally get a back stab. The post stab kick knocks him back into the abyss of Sen's fortress. Target Destroyed. Returning with newfound humanity.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #1827 on: October 20, 2013, 10:59:01 pm »

So you pulled an unintentional THIS IS SPARTA on him? I approve.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #1828 on: October 21, 2013, 08:21:44 pm »

After 5 failed attempts that made it to the moon, without enough fuel to get back (No exaggeration, the Mun is covered in debris... ) I managed to rescue my two stranded Kerbals!  No mechjeb, no other tools, just flying by the seat of my pants.  It was fairly intense, especially after failing so many times.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #1829 on: October 22, 2013, 04:23:20 am »

I was farming the top lane when suddenly a teamfight breaks out in the Radiant's jungle! Oh god my travel boots are on cooldown and I'm out of position what do I do- oh wait I'm fast enough to run over there in five seconds.

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