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[Greiger]

*Loads into a mostly empty dungeon*

So uh, I'm guessing the original party chainwiped and ragequit?
And the dungeon finder decided to dump us into an empty half complete dungeon that if we abandoned we can't requeue?
"Looks like."
Wonderful.
*after waiting 10 minutes for a tank*
Well, I'm a lancer but I'm in chain, while you are both cloth-ies, I can try to tank the boss, see how long we last.
"Sure lets give it a shot."
*I succeed at tanking the midboss and the rest of the encounters, as a DPS class, without heavy armor, without any threat tools, on a class that doesn't get a single AoE attack until much higher level.*

The healer thanked me for being a better tank as a DPS class than most tanks are in dungeons.  That made me happy.

FF14:AAR  Toto-rak dungeon.

[kaian-a-coel]

#Atheistpack finally vainquished #Jesuspack after countless battles and numerous deaths.

GMod, Trouble in Terrorist Town. We were playing normally when two guys with #Jesuspack after their names came and started to jokingly spread the word of Gaming Jesus, son of Gaming God. They recruited a third member, and I protested by adding #Atheistpack to my name. They reacted better than I expected, and mobbed me. Unluckily for them, half the players were on skype with me and quickly joined the #Atheistpack in reaction to the horrors unleashed by the untolerant church.

The game quickly degenerated into religious war / team deathmatch, with the #Atheistpack coming on top in the last three or so games.

The win in this is less the fact that my team "won", but more the fact that everything was light-hearted and nobody took it seriously. It was just a game, and everybody had a lot of fun (especially the traitors XD)

[Xantalos]

In my first ever action in my first ever Dark Heresy campaign, I (Feral World Psyker) summoned a Daemon by accident while using a minor psychic power.

[wer6]

Thats perfectly normal for xantalos, Mundane, even.

[mastahcheese]

In my first ever action in my first ever Dark Heresy campaign, I (Feral World Psyker) summoned a Daemon by accident while using a minor psychic power.

I'm now watching your game thread.

[TheDarkStar]

Tier 7-9 game in a Ferdinand, every single person ignored me while I got 8 kills (including several tier 9s) and did almost 6k damage.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

World of Tanks

[Burnt Pies]

Spoiler: Mud and Blood 2 (click to show/hide)

Roughly wave 120. Recruited 2 tanks, 2 snipers, 3 officers and a ton of frenchies.

[Mr Space Cat]

In my first ever action in my first ever Dark Heresy campaign, I (Feral World Psyker) summoned a Daemon by accident while using a minor psychic power.

...BRB, gonna go catch up on the campaign thread.

[RNK6]

TF2:

i was playing on one of those low gravity all crits cp orange trade servers, with sticky jumper + grenade launcher as demo. as i was falling back to the ground from a MASSIVE jump, i saw another demo doing the same thing and flying into the air ridiculously fast.

AIRSHOTTED
critnades do 300 damage too...
yeah... after the fact we both agreed that that was the greatest airshot ever.

[Facekillz058]

Mines? You mean Frisbee grenades?

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Dues Ex:HR

[Evilsx]

In my first ever action in my first ever Dark Heresy campaign, I (Feral World Psyker) summoned a Daemon by accident while using a minor psychic power.

I was the guy that just killed the post human demon, so my first kill is now getting back up

[hector13]

In my first ever action in my first ever Dark Heresy campaign, I (Feral World Psyker) summoned a Daemon by accident while using a minor psychic power.

I was the guy that just killed the post human demon, so my first kill is now getting back up

You should probably feel emasculated to some extent as a result of this, but either way it was pretty damn awesome.

"That guy I just shot in the face is getting back up! Holyshitkarma" or something.

[Hanslanda]

In my first ever action in my first ever Dark Heresy campaign, I (Feral World Psyker) summoned a Daemon by accident while using a minor psychic power.

I was the guy that just killed the post human demon, so my first kill is now getting back up

You should probably feel emasculated to some extent as a result of this, but either way it was pretty damn awesome.

"That guy I just shot in the face is getting back up! Holyshitkarma" or something.

It got worse.

[Xantalos]

Killed entire empires again because they were annoying, but decided to humiliate them. Before killing the last city in each planet, I would take out my heat ray and make each planet burn so hard lava oceans formed. The last sight of my enemies' civilians was their whole planet rapidly burning and cracking, lava and fire pouring out, and just as all hope was lost, a bomb coming down on them.
NO mercy
And this was just because I was annoyed. Imagine when I get angry.

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Spore Space Stage, no expansions D:

I hath wrecked havoc upon such a number of planets in that game so as to make the Imperium of Man jealous.

[Graknorke]

Skeleo Jonson is hit by the syringe!
You put the syringe gun into the satchel.
Skeleo Jonson puts the captain's jumpsuit into the captain's backpack.
Skeleo Jonson asks, "Did you shot me?"
Victor Vanleer says, "Depends"
Skeleo Jonson asks, "On?"
Victor Vanleer asks, "Are you feeling sciencey?"
Skeleo Jonson snores.

The syringe was 15 units of chloral hydrate.

It's okay, I lasered him to death with his own gun after that.
And then Nien got some adminery revenge on me later. He can post that if he wants I guess.