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Dunamisdeos

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #1380 on: April 24, 2013, 02:48:27 pm »

....after that I ended up stood in the middle of the street, surrounded by zombies...so I did what any respectable DF player would choose... I tried to finish off the whiskey.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #1381 on: April 24, 2013, 02:58:12 pm »

I convinced a really terrible CEO of a bottled water company(IN SPACE) to mix Stem Cells into their bottled water.  It turned out to be ridiculously healthy, and he gave me 0.03% of the future projected profits(About a million dollars).
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #1382 on: April 24, 2013, 07:02:55 pm »

I convinced a really terrible CEO of a bottled water company(IN SPACE) to mix Stem Cells into their bottled water.  It turned out to be ridiculously healthy, and he gave me 0.03% of the future projected profits(About a million dollars).
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I saw "space" and "marine" and thought you were talking about a sick Space Marine/Rogue Trader game.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #1383 on: April 24, 2013, 07:35:00 pm »

I convinced a really terrible CEO of a bottled water company(IN SPACE) to mix Stem Cells into their bottled water.  It turned out to be ridiculously healthy, and he gave me 0.03% of the future projected profits(About a million dollars).
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I saw "space" and "marine" and thought you were talking about a sick Space Marine/Rogue Trader game.
Indeed. I'm disappointed; at first glance I assumed I'd be able to peddle chainswords through ork guts and make a reasonable profit.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #1384 on: April 24, 2013, 07:41:15 pm »

I convinced a really terrible CEO of a bottled water company(IN SPACE) to mix Stem Cells into their bottled water.  It turned out to be ridiculously healthy, and he gave me 0.03% of the future projected profits(About a million dollars).
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I saw "space" and "marine" and thought you were talking about a sick Space Marine/Rogue Trader game.
Indeed. I'm disappointed; at first glance I assumed I'd be able to peddle chainswords through ork guts and make a reasonable profit.
Extra disappointed here; I was just looking through the Rogue Trader rulebook and thinking it might be fun to play :P
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #1385 on: April 25, 2013, 08:24:16 pm »

So I found a bone just sticking up out of the ground with a still-moving eye stuck atop it. It blinked at me.

After picking it up I heard the sounds of some beast approaching from far away. I freaked out a bit at the living, squishy looking chest-beast that ran up to me, only to discover it was friendly and willing to follow me around and store stuff for me.

I squeed a bit. Chesty's an awesome pet.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #1386 on: April 25, 2013, 08:25:16 pm »

I managed to kill 20 or so goblins using a Captain America character archetype.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #1387 on: April 25, 2013, 08:26:51 pm »

Captain Armok?
Blood for the tree of liberty, freedom for the freedom throne?
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #1388 on: April 25, 2013, 08:46:07 pm »

Pretty much.  After a 100 or so kills, I retired the guy, because in order to kill a dragon, I had to swim to a new continent, and I didn't want my guy to be trapped by an iceberg in the middle of the ocean.  Even though that's what happened to the actual Captain America. 
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #1389 on: April 25, 2013, 09:11:01 pm »

You made a time paradox!
Now the Avengers will never happen!
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #1390 on: April 25, 2013, 09:13:35 pm »

Hopped in an AT-ST. Got into a fight with a Rebel hovercar(I'm not exactly sure what they're called, definitely not a T2-B tank). Killed it, but was nearly destroyed, so I dropped back to the Sandcrawler for repairs. Once the repairs were done, I grabbed a co-pilot, then started going around the rocks towards the first objective. As I came around, a huge number of Imperial troops started charging out from the rocky area I had bypassed(couldn't go through in the walker), and it felt like I had just gotten in to lead the charge.

The Rebels holding the Homestead objective were quickly dispatched. Following that, however, was a constant cat-and-mouse with at least 4 more of those hovercars. One by one, I took each of them out. By the end of that, the Rebels were nearly beaten and pinned between us and the Sand People. Despite numerous and near-successful attempts by the Rebels, I pulled through the entire battle in a single life.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #1391 on: April 26, 2013, 12:45:48 pm »

The Mabari runs up, barks at the pursuing darkspawn, and we all wait for them to do their convenient threat display. Combat starts, and I, an Elf Mage (Female elf mage, I've also decided she's a lesbian for maximum discrimination value) launch a fireball into their midst. They all fall down, and we butcher them before they can stand, except for perhaps one or two Genlocks.

Also, I can't quite figure out my character's characterization. She seems rather... Capricious. She showed mercy to the Bandits outside Lothering, then scared off the peasants that were pestering the merchant, killed all the other bandits, forcibly acquired the key to Sten from the Revered Mother with threats, and otherwise was generally the nicest person ever, apart from her moments of total sociopathy. Also, hit on Morrigan, THE ENTIRE TIME. Also, that little kid that was like, "Are you an elf?!" She was REALLY nice to. All in all, I kind of like her style (Big surprise, right?) what with the Primal/Entropy spell-tossing and general disregard for her own squishiness. (Charge the Ogre? Y/N? Y and fucking kick his ass.)

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #1392 on: April 26, 2013, 03:53:49 pm »

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #1393 on: April 26, 2013, 04:25:35 pm »

I survived the ogre because it was busy with Alistair and the two redshirts, and I was using flame burst and that electric cone thingy, plus lightning and arcane bolt. Dakka spam, pretty much. It probably would have killed me in two hits if it had turned on me, but I got lucky.

I have nothing OT right now, because I keep dying to a Revenant.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #1394 on: April 26, 2013, 08:02:18 pm »

Dammit Hans, you make me want to play that again. I remember the days of yore, of my nigh unbeatable Blood Mage/Spirit Healer class combo, of the legendary spell combo Storm of the Century that killed all my party members and everything else on the map every time I used it. I remember my batshit insane Arcane Knight and my Dorf Berzerker Champion or whatever it was.
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