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[Lightning4]

Tethered a car to a helicopter and successfully threw it through a gas station.

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Just Cause 2

[Xeron]

Ran around the map with my sniper rifle in hands.....sneaking behind enemy lines.I meet multiple enemies in different locations.I run towards each and get in close range.I fire some rounds of the sniper rifle in fear of them turning and killing me but i miss them all.I quickly pull out my knife and proceed to slaughter them all brutally.

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Call of Duty 4 Modern Warfare (Multiplayer of course )

[Draxis]

Hit the guy carrying my team's flag with a heavy mortar, as he was moving at speeds where he would cross the map in seconds ... three times.

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Tribes 2

[Akura]

Slashed apart an omnicidal teleporting pig the size of several houses. And that was after killing his mothers.

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Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons, after completing Ages first. Also, about the first pic from the ending, goddamn does Impa have some cleavage. I'm surprised Nintendo let that in.

Tethered a car to a helicopter and successfully threw it through a gas station.

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Just Cause 2

I really want this game.

[Nega]

Just raped a goblin camp with my new broadsword, killing them all with myself. I also...tested a new ability on a hobgoblin, where I stab something leave the sword there a teeny bit, then rip it out.

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Dragon's Dogma

[Graknorke]

Tethered a car to a helicopter and successfully threw it through a gas station.

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Just Cause 2

I really want this game.

Funny story about that actually.
They have a part of the game that tracks some gameplay information, and found that one of the fasting travelling land vehicles was also the slowest. And that that car was also one very often tethered to aircraft.

[Scelly9]

Tethered a car to a helicopter and successfully threw it through a gas station.

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Just Cause 2

I really want this game.

Funny story about that actually.
They have a part of the game that tracks some gameplay information, and found that one of the fasting travelling land vehicles was also the slowest. And that that car was also one very often tethered to aircraft.

....What?

[Sirus]

Tethered a car to a helicopter and successfully threw it through a gas station.

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Just Cause 2

I really want this game.

Funny story about that actually.
They have a part of the game that tracks some gameplay information, and found that one of the fasting travelling land vehicles was also the slowest. And that that car was also one very often tethered to aircraft.

....What?

He's saying that some sort of stat-tracker noticed that a vehicle which is normally the slowest (say, a tractor or something) was actually going much faster than any other land vehicle. The reason for that is players were connecting the slow vehicle to airplanes.

...I think.

[Graknorke]

Pyramid

He's saying that some sort of stat-tracker noticed that a vehicle which is normally the slowest (say, a tractor or something) was actually going much faster than any other land vehicle. The reason for that is players were connecting the slow vehicle to airplanes.

...I think.

Yes that is indeed true. My ability to explain things drops considerably the more tired I get. Not that it was good in the first place.
It was those little TukTuk taxi-type things if I remember right.

[Karnewarrior]

So the slowest vehicle in the game quite quickly becomes the fastest when attached to a chopper and dropped/thrown/launched at lightspeed towards your enimies?

Good on you computer, for realizing the premises of ?OH HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK TRACTOR. This is a vital realization on the path to sentience.

[Greiger]

"What does the suspects vehicle look like?"

"It's a fancy high class sportscar."

"Theres like 20 of them around here, can you be more specific?"

"It's the one towing a taxi and using it as a wrecking ball."

[Ricky]

So we were surrounded by about 10 guards, i've already been shoot up to a point i literally cannot move. We're getting desperate.

I decide to pull out my secret weapon, mind control.

Pissed and high on adrenaline, my mind control is so accurate and deadly, i manage to Pick all 10 guard up telekinetically, and bash them into the ground until they are all dead.

I'm still not sure how mind control translated into Telekinesis.

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Paranoia RPG

[10ebbor10]

Maybe the guards where telekenetic, somewhere deep down?

[miauw62]

Legless browncoat heavy with only a turbo digger. A dummy turret down the hallway. I have 5 HP left.
I activate my jetpack in a blind charge at him, collide with him while firing my turbo digger and kill him, and myself.
Granted, i gave myself near-infinite monies for screwing around, but that was still an awesome moment.

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Cortex command

[Knight of Fools]

In Blacklight: Retribution I'm messing around with a max-damage base assault rifle, and somehow I manage to come out with 31 kills in a row, with zero deaths.

It was glorious.

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