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[Devling]

I saw Otto von Bismarck lead an outdated army against robots from the space age and win the goddamn battle. Not my ownage, but god damn it, it was awesome to watch.

Civilization 5? Or what?

[Tarran]

I believe it's still Empire Earth? Unless Civ5 added robots?

[Mongol13524]

After 987 deaths and innumerable swear words:

[Oliolli]

Civilization 5? Or what?

I saw Otto von Bismarck lead an outdated army against robots from the space age and win the goddamn battle. Not my ownage, but god damn it, it was awesome to watch.

Oh, now for my ownage. I amassed an air force so large that I could destroy entire cities in a matter of under 3 minutes. Do keep in mind that this airforce had no nuclear bombers in it.

Empire Earth with Art of Conquest expansion.

[Devling]

Civilization 5? Or what?

I saw Otto von Bismarck lead an outdated army against robots from the space age and win the goddamn battle. Not my ownage, but god damn it, it was awesome to watch.

Oh, now for my ownage. I amassed an air force so large that I could destroy entire cities in a matter of under 3 minutes. Do keep in mind that this airforce had no nuclear bombers in it.

Empire Earth with Art of Conquest expansion.

I thought he was talking about a different game in the first part.
Don't have too shout.

[Dirg]

Was desperately backpedaling low on health as a dremora with a claymore was giving chase when I fall off the side of the walkway. Reacting quickly, I landed on a narrow strip just barely poking out as the dremora follows me down, misses the strip, and splats on the floor a long ways down. The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

[Graknorke]

I was gunning on a helicopter that was transporting a few troops to the front lines from the resupply base, and there were some AA nests giving us quite a bit of trouble. I was taking shots at them when the helicopter gets badly damaged by surprise handheld rockets and everyone has to bail.
Nobody deployed parachutes early because of the AA, so I was holding on until the last moment, almost below the treeline, and I took some significant damage to the point where I couldn't walk anymore, but I could stand up. Looking around in the dark, I saw the infantry who had been shooting the rockets focusing on a tank or something, I could see them from the backblast thingy. They couldn't hear me because the explosions had made it harder for them to hear, so I placed a rifle bullet in the backs of their heads and waited for the helicopter passengers to regroup.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Arma 2 Free on a server, the reason for the number of players was respawns enabled

[Devling]

I died in Dungeons of Dredmor.
BUT I GOT THREE ACHIEVEMENTS!

[Angel Of Death]

I became the world superpower. A pact between the three remaining nations was formed to prevent my military from crushing them all. It didn't help. Spain, the strongest nation opposing me is in ruins, and the rest are nowhere near advanced enough to even scratch the paint of my empire.

LONG LIVE GLORIOUS SPACE-RUSSIA

Civ 2.

[Knight of Fools]

I died in Dungeons of Dredmor.
BUT I GOT THREE ACHIEVEMENTS!

I'm not sure how much of an achievement that is in a game where you can literally get achievements just for dying.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Nethack:

Spoiler: Warning, actual spoiler (click to show/hide)

I finally made it down here and all this shit's about to die. I'm going to try to zap Rodney from outside the temple with a /oDeath, thus making the High Priest of Moloch an ungrateful bastard.

[Levi]

Playing as a pacifist in Skyrim(no attacking with weapons or spells that do damage).  Had to defeat a dragur lord to progress, so I used my dragon shout of "Hey Skeever butt!" while hiding in the shadows to lure him to a poison dart trap over and over until he died.

[Urist Imiknorris]

More Nethack:

Spoiler: Notable stuff from the victory of Urist Imiknorris, dwarven valkyrie (click to show/hide)

<My stuff - I had a couple pages of wands of digging, fire, lightning, teleportation, and four wands of death in my BoH>

Vanquished creatures:
[...]
The Wizard of Yendor (9 times) [He seemed to want to deal with me a lot, but he only employed the mysterious force once]
Pestilence (thrice) [I decided to get him over with first]
Famine (twice) [Fuck Death]
[...]
66 wraiths [I was level 29 before I woke up Rodney - God (don't) bless cursed genocides]
[...]
73 leprechauns [I got enough gold from a single leprechaun hall to pay for nine points of protection at level 13, so I didn't bother hunting for Fort Ludios]
[...]
2576 creatures vanquished.

Genocides:
L
;
(master) mind flayers

Also, my favorite part: I had 273 HP, -40 AC, and was invisible.

Also also, I used Excalibur pretty much the whole game.

Lastly, an angel of Odin spammed a wand of death at me while I was killing the wizard with the Magicbane, but it ended up accidentally killing Odin's high priest instead. Oh yeah, a wizard at Odin's high altar was generated with +4 Magicbane.

Now to do it again, with different roles, then conducts, then bullshit (ie trying to kill everything in Astral but the Riders, then slime, tame, and ascend with them)

[Urist Imiknorris]

More Nethack:

Rolled up a gnomish wizard, started with a wand of polymorph, zapped it once at my kitten, and now Bouncy the tame silver dragon just ate a shopkeeper. Also the first room has an altar, so I can easily curse-test all these scrolls I inherited from him.

EDIT: Four of those scrolls were enchant armor. Three uncursed, one cursed. Just have to convert the altar and dilute a couple of potions and good times.

[NewsMuffin]

I got 5 kills in one life using a Combat Rifle in close combat.
I came out of it with something like 38 health, out of 232.

Also, that feeling when snipers get mad because their bullets don't one-shot you if they hit you in the head.
It's a great feeling

Blacklight: Retribution