Topic: How did you last *own*? (Read 1333834 times)

Blargityblarg · « **Reply #390 on:** February 16, 2012, 07:54:12 am »

My spy opens the gates of the barbarian city for my thousand-man army. I seem to have caught the defenders napping, as only one unit has arrived to defend the walls when my men begin to go through. I send in the two units of war dogs I have. Nigh-instantly, the barbarians break, and they are chewed down from 120 hale and hearty spearmen to one squeaking, stain-crotched Olympic sprinter before the enemy general wakes up. His retinue of chariots charge the dogs, killing twenty or so before they are bogged down in gore and the hounds leap upon their decks and tear them apart. The general himself catches a faceful of mastiff mid-charge, not even waiting to be mired in canines to get the party started with his ancestors. The remaining less-than-half of the retinue break and run back to the square, where the one remaining unit of barbarian spearmen are rather more gradually (and with much more dignity) worn down and defeated. The thousand men of the thousand-man army didn't even have to enter the city.

Rome: Total War.

Sirus · « **Reply #391 on:** February 16, 2012, 06:42:47 pm »

War dogs are awesome. Plain and simple. The only real downside is that you can't control them once released.

NinjaBoot · « **Reply #392 on:** February 18, 2012, 03:36:13 am »

Get Rome Total Realism, makes RTW playable >

Sirus · « **Reply #393 on:** February 19, 2012, 05:28:40 pm »

Playable? Wha? it works perfectly well as-is

Trapezohedron · « **Reply #394 on:** February 19, 2012, 09:20:16 pm »

My companion was hacked and slashed to near death by bandits. I felt pity for him, so I used a permanent polymorph interaction just to stop him from dying. He proceeded to curbstomp every single bandit (polymorph spell was a bronze golem spell).

DF

Silent_Thunder · « **Reply #395 on:** February 19, 2012, 09:20:31 pm »

Massed tank assault against my weakened defenders. MLRS IS GO!

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Darvi · « **Reply #396 on:** February 23, 2012, 04:16:36 pm »

That pole dancer and oversized creepy plush-bear have nothing on me. NOTHING!

And then I caught some fish.

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Taricus · « **Reply #397 on:** February 27, 2012, 08:18:56 pm »

Playing King Arthur's gold, I throw a bomb right over my enemies. If goes over the few blocks covering their heads, landing RIGHT behind them. Caught them by surprise and blew them up without them even knowing the bomb was there.

Silent_Thunder · « **Reply #398 on:** February 27, 2012, 08:20:54 pm »

Just sent 6 players to the Injured list in one game, managed to win despite being told we never had a chance. And only one Red Card!

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Akura · « **Reply #399 on:** February 28, 2012, 01:24:10 pm »

Spent a hour or so realtime breaking into shops, stealing all the goods, shoving it into my wagon(which I stole from the first shop along with a horse) then going to the shops the next morning to sell everything back. Made about 20k gold in one night. That was fun.

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Orangebottle · « **Reply #400 on:** February 29, 2012, 12:31:29 am »

Quote from: Darvi on February 23, 2012, 04:16:36 pm

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Persona 4.

Considering that 3 had the protagonists fight by simulating suicide and that one hotel sequence, and 2 had goddamn Hitler as the antagonist, I wonder what made the first one controversial

Yeah, persona 4 is so tame compared to three and two.
It just isn't the same when my character doesn't pretend to kill himself.

Also, I grabbed my chainsword and chopped my way through a horde of orks. The fun part is when I stun them, pick them up, and pretty much bisect them with my chainsword.

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jc6036 · « **Reply #401 on:** February 29, 2012, 09:10:33 pm »

Nailing people in the face with a throwing axe in Mount & Blade never gets old.
Never.

Urist Mcinternetuser · « **Reply #402 on:** February 29, 2012, 11:05:42 pm »

Quote from: jc6036 on February 29, 2012, 09:10:33 pm

Nailing people in the face with a throwing axe in Mount & Blade never gets old.
Never.

I agree, but I prefer javelins.

Sirus · « **Reply #403 on:** March 01, 2012, 02:34:09 am »

Defeated Zombie Goku.

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Orangebottle · « **Reply #404 on:** March 01, 2012, 04:29:15 am »

Was playing uplink earlier, had to hack into the criminal database because of a mission. So, I'm supposed to add a couple crimes to this guy's list, so here's what I set his conviction record to:

Murder
Grand Theft
Arson
That Tie

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