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[Jacob/Lee]

Threw a satchel charge in the middle of the road, some morons from Cell in an armored van rolled over it.

*click*
*boom*

[tomas1297]

 How did I last own? Very much.

 

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"So...this is the army of dark lord Sauron? How sad..."

 Third Age Total War aka the LOTR mod for Medieval 2.

Edit: I think I should get used to the mod more and do a let's play later. Should I?

[Akura]

How did I last own? Very much.

 

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"So...this is the army of dark lord Sauron? How sad..."

 Third Age Total War aka the LOTR mod for Medieval 2.

Edit: I think I should get used to the mod more and do a let's play later. Should I?

"One does not simply walk into Mordor. Not even an army of ten thousand men could... What."

[tomas1297]

How did I last own? Very much.

 

Spoiler: Screen (click to show/hide)

"So...this is the army of dark lord Sauron? How sad..."

 Third Age Total War aka the LOTR mod for Medieval 2.

Edit: I think I should get used to the mod more and do a let's play later. Should I?

"One does not simply walk into Mordor. Not even an army of ten thousand men could... What."

To be fair, that's just a small part of their army, guarding the northern border. I decided from now on I play on very hard. Maybe then the AI will offer a challenge. And after that, probably doing a let's play. Just need to get a bit better.

[Nirur Torir]

I finally finished my "no HP loss" run of Iji (normal). With that done, I quite hope to feel the game is complete, and not try to go do that again on hard or impossible.

[Akura]

I finally finished my "no HP loss" run of Iji (normal). With that done, I quite hope to feel the game is complete, and not try to go do that again on hard or impossible.

You could try Sudden Death mode, where "no HP loss" is pretty much enforced(for you and them), although, except for some parts, it's kinda easy.

[Nirur Torir]

Sudden Death mode was funny. Single shotgun blast > annihilator.

[Zrk2]

Formed Italy in 1455 in EU3. Trolololo.

Now I'm saving Austria's ass all over the place. They became the Holy Roman Emperor and a bunch of nations gave them land from the event where the emperor demands it back, and now their infamyt is skyrocketing due to all the 'unlawful imperial territory'. So most of Europe jumped into punitive wars with them and I spent 5 years beating up on one province minors and watching France collpase until it only held 5 provinces around Ile-de-France. Also, I've claimed all the islands in the eastern mediterranean and I'm colonizing America after having claimed most of the islands on the west coast of Africa. (The continental territories tend to get the locals pissed off and start wars, islands are so much nicer to work with.)

So now it's late 16th century and I'm the Empire of Italy. Can anyone say New Rome? Screw the HRE.

[Angel Of Death]

I killed the Cyberdemon with a napalm launcher and power modded Cybernetic Armor.

[Biag]

I curb-stomped Castille in a defensive war, netting myself a nice foothold in the Iberian Peninsula from which to slowly destroy them. The ownage part? They outnumbered me easily 3 to 1 at the beginning and I was Morocco. Less than ten years in, too.

[Kay12]

I played LCS (for those who don't know, it's a Bay12 Liberal terrorism simulation). My boss was in jail (serving 11 consecutive life sentences or whatever), everyonne was dead... except Millie the Haxor, who had just been released from jail after serving a 6 month sentence. She sucked at everything, except computers. During the course of the next few game years, she grew up from a good yet overspecialized hacker to be adept at lock picking, disguises, combat, stealth, driving, psychology... she could've been the boss herself. Instead, she used those carefully grinded skills to get sleepers within the prison to get a map. Then, one beautiful day she put on her home-made prison guard's uniform, waltzed inside the prison and came out with the Founder without causing any hint of an alarm.

Another non-Bay12 example would be any time I'm playing Crawl with a wizard and returning the favor to Sigmund with mephitic cloud.

[neotemplar]

I turn a corner into a subway service tunnel and spot a raider with no weapon in hand.  I drop into vats mode and use my 10mm Subgun to take her head off.  Vats fades and I pivot, turning to see another raider waking and sitting up to get off their filthy mattress.  I immediately lay into them with about 12 more rounds, which blows their leg off and makes sure they will never leave their mattress again.

Dang this Chinese stealth suit keeps making me feel like I'm gonna have metal gears attacking me in this game too.  (Also props to the 10mm sub gun, you keep me from wasting ammo or repairs on the good weapons.

Also:

I am looting a subway when a dude walks in and demands I fork over the naughty nightwear I just found.  I offer to sell it to him and he says he'll kill me.  I immediately dismember him with my one handed chainsaw, which is like an electric turkey carver on crack.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Team Fortress 2, now that it's free to play.

As an engineer I was in my base, upgrading my sentry as a friendly scout starting running towards me. As he passed me, I nonchalantly turned and whacked him with my wrench. As I turned back to upgrade my sentry, the spy's body flopped to the floor.

Another time, as a medic, I was cornered by a heavy and two pyros. Then, boom, our team captured the flag, giving everyone on our team criticals for a while. I charged the pyros, killing both of them with my needlegun before I was gunned down by the heavy, who didn't exactly escape unharmed.

[ein]

Spoiler: Blind run, hit every coloured block, no greys. (click to show/hide)

[Darvi]

That song is high percentage awesome.

Sake wo nome ♪
Sake wo nome ♫
Yoyuu ga attara sake wo nome ♫
Asa datte♫
Hiru datte nome-♪