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[EnigmaticHat]

I really, really wanted to play as Carbon Concept again.  His partner had personal mission to rescue him, but said partner was dying (presumably of some terminal illness).  I have never tried harder in my life.  The result was... well, see for yourself:

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Heat Signature

[Akura]

Mistake missions are... aptly named. Contract details showed guards lacking anything more than Glitch Dash, no armor or lethal weapons. Contractors aboard the ship looked simple enough, Defenders and Jammers. Alarm response was light reinforcements. Mission was to assassinate.

Unfortunately, a Defender coming into range just as I was striking screwed up the whole thing, and now more Defenders and Jammers were teleporting in. Nowhere near enough Subverter charges to take them out. Got knocked out, and thrown out the airlock. Came back in... and knocked out. Now the airlock room was getting crowded. Caught a break when I learned that if anyone but the guy tossing you out is standing by the airlock door when you get tossed, they go out too. The first time, it was the Defender who tossed me out, because he got shot(despite the shield) in the back by a turret I subverted. The next time, four normal guards got sucked out. Numbers thinned, I finally pushed through, and was able to kill the target before getting tossed out the airlock again.

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Heat Signature. I bet Javik would LOVE this mission.

[GPeter]

I had this terror mission. the aliens were attacking Rio de Janeiro. I sent a full squad of brazilians soldiers to defend their country, and the mission was a complete sucess, my guys hit shots that I've never seen them do it. But eventually one of them got cornered by 3 chryssalids. I gave him as dead already but forgot he had the "Close Combat Specialist" ability. I ended with 3 chryssalids dead and a badass soldier.

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XCOM - Enemy Unknown

[Hanslanda]

I incapacitated Dahl with the stun gun and saved Elazar.

Oh, I spent the entire last 30 minutes sprinting past everyone with lvl3 mobility, no spare ammo for anything but the Q-beam, and 20 health. Considering phantoms do fucking 65 damage with a single hit, I'd say I'm kicking ass.

Prey

[CABL]

I've managed to castrate my unimpressive (both stat and trait-wise) son in a first try using "Mutilate Prisoner" option.

Crusader Kings 2.

[KittyTac]

Finally did my personal mission! It involved using my self-charging subverter, all of the charges of my rechargeable long-range crashbeam, all of the charges of my stealth shield, and 3 breach grenades. But I rescued my boyfriend.

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Heat Signature.

[IronTomato]

Calamity Ganon is ded. First try baybee.

The Legend of Zelda: Donkey Breath

[Dunamisdeos]

Tony

Send in the boulder

[Hanslanda]

I beat the game in the most empathetic way, without killing any humans but 37 who doesn't count somehow.

Prey

[Levi]

WOOP WOOP.  I got my 4th Boss Cell in Dead Cells.  Game Plus Plus Plus Plus here I come!

[Madman198237]

Marched an army from Khazad-dum straight to the Morannon, with a small (casualty-free) stop to free the castle in Anorien from Mordor's control. This army is made of Mithril-clad Guardians (axe and shield) and Reclaimers (throwing axes and two-hand-axe), Sons of the Fallen (an elite spear unit), Blacklock Engineers (elite crossbow unit), two Dwarven Catapults (have lots of frankly OP tricks), two Dwarven General's Bodyguards (one-hand-axe, high armor), and Balin's Guard (Armor-piercing hammer and shield, probably the highest armor value in the game save for MAYBE a bestial unit [troll, Oliphaunt, etc.]).

The Witch-king himself was holding the Gates. This guy will make Snaga (weakest unit in the game, stats of 0s and 1s) fight to the death. I lost 65 Dwarves taking the Black Gates, to a total enemy loss of 1195. The Witch-king himself and his entire bodyguard never killed a single Dwarf---the catapults' shotgun/grapeshot ability minced his unit and killed him before he reached the lines.

DaC submod for TA:TW

[Thexor]

Fought off a terror mission. On its own, this is only mildly an own, especially since one of my A-team was killed by a grenade (seriously, 65 damage, and the worst part was she were only visible thanks to a Reaper that got one tile around the corner).

Where it got spicy was when my shield threw down her protection, whipped out a stun baton, and proceeded to beat three of the super-durable lizard people into submission. Including their officer, who took a hefty three strikes to take down, and then another two aliens when they rushed me and I discovered how reliable stun sticks are if you've got the TU to use them. I considered this justifiable revenge for her teammate's death - as much as it pains me, I'll happily trade one rifle for a new research project and a successful terror mission.

... and then the end screen pops up, and my lone casualty was successfully revived. So, in the end, nobody died, I got an officer, and my front-liner got a taste for melee violence!

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Xenonauts. I had to throw down the shield to vault a fence, since apparently you can't vault low walls with a shield equipped. The story would be much less awesome if she was defending behind a riot shield while beating aliens down, though!

[birdy51]

Six year old Emperor Bouchard survived no less than six separate attempts by his Regent, King Henri the IV and his great-uncle, until the mad King was arrested and thrown into the dungeons after trying to stab the boy in his room. While I wasn't exactly expecting this outcome, it is in fact much cooler than just straight up dying I suppose!

Crusader Kings II

[KittyTac]

My target was playing Binding of Isaac and stayed silent the whole game. So I just told the town that it's a flimsy excuse and they lynched him. He was playing BoI. Easy executioner win.

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Town of Salem.

[hector13]

Nah.

I once said I investigated the guy and he came up mafia and they lynched him.

I also one time had my target be confirmed town on the first night, so swings and roundabouts I s’pose.