DOUBLE POST
Anyway in
Conan Exiles there are various grades of beast. There is always a base creature and then more powerful variants. For instance, there is the
Kudu, a type of especially peaceful antelope that will try to impale you on it's horns for walking on its sand. The Kudu will never cease it's pursuit once it has sighted it's prey. Then there is the Rhinoceros: a fruit-eating, plant browsing, murderous, merciless, aggressive monster. It wants to launch you through the air and trample you to death in an instant. After him comes the White Rhino and Black Rhino which are each stronger, better, and more starved for the flesh of man than the last.
After them comes the Rhino King, who is approximately the size of a Red Dragon, which it is itself larger than my house. He is the unholy template from which all Rhinoceros are forged. This is important for later.
We adventured that day into
The Unnamed City, an ancient ruined locus of evil involving human sacrifice, slavery, and other assorted flavors of high black magic. There is an aviary for demons there. Inside this place we found a Green Dragon. They don't breathe fire, but they are larger and angrier than a Red. We tried to wedge him into a crevice for easier slaying, and when he couldn't get through we named him
Tubby the Dragon. Tubby immediately squished through his crevice and launched my companion about 60 feet into a sand dune.
We figured Tubby was here first really it was his sand dune anyway and so we tried to politely vacate. We ended up being chased Benny Hill style through the city by 16-ish undead, a bat demon, and Tubby's friend, Fat Tubby (pictured next). Turns out Tubby was really insecure about his fat-ass thighs and
chased us to the next area right out of the city. At this point our plan was to lead him into the desert, where we had prepared a large cache of explosives.
He lumbered chubbily over them and we let off, which resulted in Tubby flinching not at all and reprising his people-launching trick while also on fire. At this point we discovered the Rhino King in a nearby Oasis. As a completely herbivorous tropical animal, he had just finished his meal of the last poor bastard who wandered too close (An actual crocodile).
Let them fight.After a long battle, Tubby
utterly destroyed the Rhino King and and launched him clear over the lagoon whereupon we safely gathered it's mats (Including it's head for a mounted trophy) and crowed about what mighty hunters we are. Now he is called Ser Tubby the Green, Lord of the Oasis and Bane of the Rhino King. It's his Oasis now.