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[Akura]

Took out an entire armor platoon with a combination of a minefield and RPG spam. I knew gunships were inbound(I had screwed it up previously), so I ordered my armor units to fall back to the evac point, while I stayed back to grab as much stuff while I had two guys on mounted MGs. The MGs took out a squad running vanguard for the former armor platoon(which triggers the heli attack), and then I called everyone still in the base to a truck(which was just those two guys, the RPG team was already driving it), and then ordered the evac.

Just in time, too. Right as we got out, I saw two heavy gunships come into view and start a search-sweep over the base. One of the choppers gave chase, and made a few close calls with the rockets, but our driver managed to evade them(by driving straight. I guess the gunner thought we were going to try dodging ).

The next mission included even more zany chopper-dodging, only I was driving. And it was at night, so I could clearly see(from the flashes) just how close to fiery death me and my squad came.

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Operation Flashpoint: Resistance, one of the only games I've seen where the AI can actually be a competent dynamic driver.

[Satarus]

Trapped a idiot spy between me and my buddy.

[Krath]

Combo kicking someone into the air, stomping them down, the inserting a SHINING FINGEEEEEER into their face tends to own them.

[Leonon]

Playing through Saints Row 2 again, skyjacked an attack helicopter nearly first thing this time. There's a minigame where you pretend to be a police officer and respond to calls with excessive force. I discovered I could use the attack helicopter during this minigame. I proceeded to respond to litterers, jay walkers and purse snatchers by firing laser guided antipersonnel rockets at them.


You can't say it wasn't efficient law enforcement.

[612DwarfAvenue]

Took on 43 Polish Deserters, using only 11 soldiers. PROBLEM, STRENGTH IN NUMBERS?

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Mount and Blade: With Fire and Sword.

[sluissa]

I rushed my M2 light tank up the western railroad tracks past the enemy lines. About half way, one enemy turns and begins to follow me. He's an M2 also. a few shots are fired at me, I duck between a couple of railroad cars, make a quick turn, pull back out and fire at him with my front to him. He gets one glancing shot, but only minor damage done. I hit him twice, seriously, he goes up in flames.

I see more enemies on their way, two this time, so I pull back and continue my route towards the enemy base. I run almost head first into an enemy bt-2 that'd been damaged slightly. Snap shot while I'm running, critical hit, hit them hard, they go up in flames. I rush again to the enemy base. I find only one awake tank there. A leichtracktor. I make easy work of him and move on to shooting at the two afk tanks. I take one out before I notice another leichtracktor rolling up to defend. I turn quickly, somehow managed to get a shot at his ass and after two shots he's dead as well.

While I'm messing with that someone else has killed the other afk tank, so I roll my butt against a building near the cap point where I can see almost all of the possible entry points. An MS-1 rolls up to my right. Quick turn to face him, fire into his side. he's dead. Another tier 1 tank, forget what kind, makes a last ditch effort to attack me. By this time, my team mates are rolling up as well. Enemy gets a few shots from them, and I get the kill shot.

6 kills with the m2.

There was also the time I one shotted a tank down to 1% health, then rammed him dead. Both happened yesterday.


World of Tanks

[ExKirby]

Took out a full health Heavy down on the stairs by the bridge on Badlands as a Shortstop Scoot, after nailing a Demoman and a Soldier. I then proceeded on to the spire, and got a few people on it when a Soldier shows up midair. I kill him right before he kills me, and we get the cap.

[sonerohi]

Playing Minecraft. Drop a TNT down my blast mining mine shaft. On my way down, realize I just killed four or five creepers, judging by the sulfur. Victory dance.

[Stworca]

Silent Hunter 4. Tokyo bay.

I was at periscope depth, waiting for a CTF to drift through, so i can sink another carrier. Silent running, all torpedoes loaded, just waiting out of destroyers patrol paths.
A few minutes before the task force arrived, a small convoy of 4 destroyers and 2 troop transports was leaving Tokyo to strike at some random island. Took down both transports and avoided detection at periscope depth, with airplanes and destroyers everywhere you look. Until the CTF arrived.
I didn't manage to sink the carrier, but i got one fuso and kongo BB's.

Then got away to roam in Tokyo bay another month.

Ahoy!

[Dutchling]

Europa Universalis. Playing as Castille.

Morocco is now called Castillian Morocco ^^

[mattie2009]

EDIT FOR BETTER WIN

Terraria. The scene is World 2, my central base, It is heavily fortified and completely self-sufficient. Water Duping facilities, Storage, Glowing Mushroom farm, Lava Cistern, the works. I get a Goblin Army message, and decide "Why Not?". Keep in mind, I had just purchased the minishark, and had a full chest of Meteor Shot for it. As the horde marches towards my base, I set up my defences. The leftmost door is barricaded and turned into a makeshift barricade, with a hole for me to shoot through. The horde arrives, and I greet them with a stream of Meteor Shot, stopping every so often to kill the ones behind me. None survive, and just as I run dry on ammo after letting the Minishark chew through everything, a single mage pops into existance behind me. I bat his Chaos Ball out of the way with my phaseblade, and give him a new haircut. He drops exactly what I wanted; a pair of Rocket Boots. Just as the song in the background comes to a close, the Goblin Army Defeated message pops up. I mop up the last few, and take to the skies in my Rocket Boots, Shiny Red Balloon, Cloud In A Bottle and Lucky Horseshoe combination. My jump height is unmatched.

Also, I was shouting "COME AT ME BRO" at the screen at regular intervals. Usually when the Minishark was doing its thing.

[Nikov]

62:4 K/D as a sniper in DoD Source.

[QuakeIV]

Magma.

[3]

Extremely heavily-modded Oblivion. I'm skulking around an OOO amazon cave way underlevel when I randomly run into a level 80 crusader who just happens to be toting Chrysamere (God knows why he was hanging about there). Hilarity ensues as I lead him and a large group of amazons into each other, manage to significantly contribute to the death toll without aggroing, and land a Deadly Reflex critical kill on the paladin while he's distracted by a summoned storm atronach. Oblivion XP gave me an entire level and a half for the kill.

[Zrk2]

Ah, Castille, why are you so easy? (EU3)

So anyway, I had this wonderful Holy War casus belli on Morocco, and Algiers wasn't even allied with them. (It seems my annexation of Granada broke the African Muslim stats alliances or somesuch...) I jacked my money printing way up (lowered it right back after the war, that could be bad) and built 45k troops, and got myself 15 cogs to fill out my navy. I then dumped the load of them on Moroccos' coast and occupied the shit out of them before they could field any more than 10k troops. I was going to annex, but a shaky alliance chain managed to drag Algiers in anyway, so I settled for taking every territory of theirs' except  their capital.