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[Greiger]

Sonic and Eggman.  Biggie and Smalls.  Pikachu and Snorlax. Oreos and Smores. Pinky and the Brain. The Super Londo Bros. Han Solo and Jabba the Hutt. Fatman and Robin. Ren and Stimpy

[Insanegame27]

Peek-a-boom OP plz no nerf.


War Thunder


Russian biplanes start with 4 guns compared to the other countries having a max of 2. Of course, one from Germany has 12.7mm guns while everyone else has 7mm, but so manny T1 Russian planes have autocannon. Example, pwning ass with the Yak-1

[EnigmaticHat]

The Soviet forces are moving west with only a single objective: the city of Rostov.  But they are advancing on both sides of a river.  To the north of the river is the bulk of both forces facing off; our supply lines on that side of the river do not reach nearly far enough to take the objective but they get slightly longer each turn.  To the south of the river, a solid chunk of Russian forces faces off against a small but extremely elite German tank and mechanized force supported by a small amount of inexperienced infantry.  On that side of the river our supplies run along a railway which means they can be infinitely extended as long as our continuous control of the railway allows.  This same railway runs through Rostov and provides the Germans' main means of supply off the west side of the map.

We need to capture Rostov and the only thing that matters is how fast.  Unfortunately, the south portion of the Soviet army suffers a devastating setback.  They defeat the elite mechanized unit surprisingly quickly and encircle the tank unit.  This tank unit is elite and accompanied by a Tiger, an even larger German tank.  Basically the unit is crazy badass, but doomed because its out of supply.  Rather than losing hope this tank unit proceeds to get massively lucky and wipe out a Soviet infantry unit and devastate a second so badly it retreats, leaving a gaping hole in our line.  The tanks pour through and cut off a segment of the railway.  Because our armor advanced past the encircling infantry, they can't get back in time to recapture it and the way supplies work, after another turn out of supply our armor will be too broken down to be able to launch an attack.

But we don't need to win on both sides of the river, just one, and the north is on time.  In fact they're doing so well the Germans withdrew most of their tanks to defend against them.  The veteran Soviet mechanized units on the south side of the river thus chew through the inexperienced infantry that remain almost instantly, and then the entire force moves to the banks of the river.  Since we control the other side they can cross unopposed even in their broken down state, and recover there.  This doesn't even effect my timetable much, since the southern German forces were all withdrawn or destroyed, and we have to wait a few turns for our supply to be ready for the final push.  As an added insult, Soviet units cut off the railway on the west end, so that the remaining German defenders are starved of supplies.  The battle around Rostov is bloody but with the massive Soviet numbers advantage and the lack of supplies we just barely manage to win out.  As it turns out, Rostov fell in exactly the shortest amount of time to win the maximum amount of prestige.  Even with the kiss of death that is having a railway cut off I still managed to win a glorious victory!

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Unity of Command

[SOLDIER First]

YOU AREN'T HELPING

[MaximumZero]

15 player kill streak.

Overwatch.

[KingofstarrySkies]

max
stop having it before i do you meanie mcmean

[Akura]

Took down the Vile Skeleton on the first try. I remember that fight being much harder when playing the demo...

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Fortune Summoners: Secret of the Elemental Stone. This boss can rapidly cast an area sleep spell that can hit both girls, but Sana cast a shield spell to block it, and when I(controlling Arche) was put to sleep she started dishing out a magical assault. And when I was awake, I managed to parry most of his attacks before striking back. Poor skeleton never had a chance.

[Nighthawk]

Took down the Vile Skeleton on the first try. I remember that fight being much harder when playing the demo...

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Fortune Summoners: Secret of the Elemental Stone. This boss can rapidly cast an area sleep spell that can hit both girls, but Sana cast a shield spell to block it, and when I(controlling Arche) was put to sleep she started dishing out a magical assault. And when I was awake, I managed to parry most of his attacks before striking back. Poor skeleton never had a chance.

That boss was hellish the first time I fought it. But that was mainly because I had changed Sana's magic-casting setting to "Heal Only." The moment I switched it back, she started dropping giant ice spears on him and he died in very short order.

[Chevaleresse]

Less than 600 soul limit left, then. . .

TIRO FINALE! And down goes Walpurgisnacht.

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Grief Syndrome

[MaximumZero]

max
stop having it before i do you meanie mcmean

[nenjin]

I do feel a constant foreboding of Ornstein and Smough, though.

[SOLDIER First]

I do feel a constant foreboding of Ornstein and Smough, though.

;-;

[Amperzand]

Went into a bunker-clearing mission with a squad of three mercenaries, one of my own faction's troops, and my brainbot. I had an engineer with a shotgun and digger, a sniper with a Stalker Bolter, another guy with a Longlas and a medium digger, and some guys with assault rifles of various sorts and grenades.

The first thing I did on-site was find another mercenary in a unit-crate, dig him up, and hand him my engineer's secondary. I also set up my sniper in a good spot.

Started clearing surface areas, but kept losing mercenaries in the process, they turned out to be more fragile than I hoped. Set up my brainbot digging for gold while I finish clearing the surface bunkers to my right, but get all my mercenaries killed. Then I realize there's an entire squad on the high ground to my right, and send the engineer to investigate, but he gets shot out of midair by snipers, raining his gear and giblets on my remaining soldier. He goes up too, manages to kill two of them, but bleeds out. My sniper's on the other side of a hill, and has too heavy a gun to easily jetpack back over, and two more enemy soldiers are advancing on my brain. So I call down an orbital strike on them, which not only wipes them out, it blasts through the bunker ceiling and kills the last enemy on the map. I warp back to the ship with one sniper sans his leg, my brain, and every gun on the map.

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Cortex Command, Void Wanderers mod.

[Tawa]

AHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU METAL FACE YOU PILE OF SCRAP

YOU'VE BEEN THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE FOR TWENTY-SOME HOURS OF MY LIFE

BUT NO MORE

FOR NOW

IT IS SHULK TIME

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Xenoblade Chronicles.

This is easily the most epic game I've played in years. Maybe ever.

[Parsely]

Not a counter; Korean onagers outrange them-

Not if your opponent is also Korean. :v

Well, yeah. But at that point finding a counter is moot because you can match, which is what you're describing.

The next best if you don't have huskarls is either halbs (for pierce armor) or knights (to get into the onagers' minimum range as fast as possible), but they're still nowhere close to a hard counter.