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[Flying Dice]

Spoiler: TFW you do literally everything in your power and it's still not enough. (click to show/hide)

MechWarrior Online

[hector13]

^{_{You lost, that's not ownage}}

Never mind your 5 kill 4 assist day.

[Kot]

^{_{You lost, that's not ownage}}

You got it wrong. You can totally own despite losing in the end, especially if it's your own team fault. Nec Hercules Contra Plures, etc.
Also, it's fucking awesome when you're last one and due to your extreme amazing skills you take down enemies and they just keep coming at you until you finally die, but not before you flip a huge middle finger against them.

[Akura]

You took out an entire star by yourself? Also, was the rest of your team except the #2 guy AFK or something?

[heydude6]

seems like mechwarrior online has changed a lot since the last time I played it. Did they finally implement community warfare?

[Flying Dice]

Not AFK (except for that one, but that's pretty much every match for ya), just incompetents who can't manage 400 damage in Assaults, Timber Wolves, or Ebon Jags. Kills don't tell much of a story, it's the damage that I posted that for--1200 in a Light 'mech in a Quick Battle where I only had 12 enemy 'mechs to shoot at. We only lost at the end because the 3L that was with me was too much of a pussy to step up for his turn taking fire--the last two enemies were on our base and cored, but I was cored all over as well, and they were ~3 seconds off from capping. AFAIK the 3L was almost completely fresh, he was at ~85% when the match ended.

But yeah. That's what happens when you run a double LPLas build on the 4X and the entire enemy team ignores you in favor of shooting the wallet-warrior clanboys who apparently didn't bother learning how to play before shelling out for stuff that was OP P2W a few months ago. Insane damage if you stay alive, but if the rest of the team gets rolled and leaves you 2v7 with a couple fresh Heavies on the cap, you can only do so much. 

seems like mechwarrior online has changed a lot since the last time I played it. Did they finally implement community warfare?

CW has been through a couple iterations now and is due for another overhaul. It's decent as long as you don't get a complete random PuG vs. 12-man company match, but takes something like 15 minutes to find a match even during peak hours. Right now there's barely enough players at all, a split queue would kill it entirely--and you can still rack up plenty of damage against an organized group if you're remotely competent.

[Akura]

Spoiler: Honestly don't know how it's moving (click to show/hide)

Literally a sheet of plywood with wooden wheels and a copper engine, that has a tendency to flip onto its side if you look at it funny, driving in the middle of a freaking hurricane. Seriously, by the time I was finished designing it, I started to wonder what the hell was going on with the weather(game does NOT pause while in the designer, you can still hear the weather).

Was adequate enough for the mission. Mostly because I simply walked to the destination, put down the vehicle, and drove into the marker with Adisa on the back seat. That's all.

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Planet Explorers. Looking at some of the other stuff in the creator, there's boats, aircraft, and robots.

[EnigmaticHat]

Beat a hell dive level mission with nothing but a two person squad, pistols, and a ton of air strafing runs and orbital laser strikes.

Illuminates suck.

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Helldivers

[itisnotlogical]

Stumped Akinator for the first time in a while, with Douglas Uppity from Let's Drown Out Dark Souls 2.

[origamiscienceguy]

I beat akinator with Bean from Ender's game. But I think I put him in the system now, so it probably won't work again.

[Arx]

I curveballed it very thoroughly with Bleda the Hun. Doesn't help that he may or may not have existed. It went for Atilla and then Vercingetorix, which isn't bad.

[GentlemanRaptor]

My D&D group strapped a small-ish ballista to a bear (actually the party druid) and scared the FUCK outta some poor bandits trying to have a party.

[Urist McScoopbeard]

My D&D group strapped a small-ish ballista to a bear (actually the party druid) and scared the FUCK outta some poor bandits trying to have a party.

Nice.

[miauw62]

Dustbowl, second stage.

The odds are stacked against us massively. The topscorers are me and a medic, most of the other people on our team are eh. The enemy has a lot of good players, though.

After a false start, we take the first point. It's an undefendable mess anyway, but meh. I embarrass myself by being ubered while both of my clips are empty, but whatever. We spend the next ten minutes trying to push into the second point, but we can't. There's too many soldiers, too many sentries. I go pyro and try to fight back but we are spawncamped. We push back out again, and the medic ubers me. We destroy the only sentry with a direct sightline to the last point, but there are two more covering two out of three attack routes. We get spawncamped again. We push out again. The timer is on 30 seconds. The medic has a uber. We push in. The medic is juggled by soldiers, i lose my uber, but I push on. I come into the area around the point, expecting the familiar sound of a sentry gun locking on, but I hear nothing. THEY DIDNT REPLACE THE SENTRY. MY HEART SKIPS A BEAT. I JUMP ON THE POINT. FIVE SECONDS LEFT. IT STARTS CAPPING. THE ENEMY TEAM COLLAPES ON ME BUT I KILL THEM. THE POINT IS ALMOST CAPPED. I HAVE 15 HP. THE ONLY PERSON IN A POSITION TO DENY ME IS A MEDIC. HE PULLS OUT HIS UBERSAW. I AIRBLAST HIM AWAY AND HIT HIM WITH A FLARE. I CAP THE FUCKING POINT. WE FUCKING WIN!!! I start spamming my lennyface bind until the key it is bound to is broken. At least two enemy players disconnect. We take the next stage with ease.

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Team Fortress 2

[Twinwolf]

My first game: I got two kills, three assists, no deaths.

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War Thunder. PS4, because I have no idea how to get the parts for a half decent gaming computer.