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Author Topic: How did you last *own*?  (Read 1344625 times)

Akura

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #4830 on: August 31, 2015, 09:50:13 am »

After one of the other rulers - whom I had a non-aggression pact with - decided to ally with my ally, he demanded an insane tribute from me. I refused, starting a war. The other two guys broke their pacts, citing my "treason". After quickly tearing pushing him off the central continent, securing the channel between it and his lands, and shooting at one his towns, he wanted peace. Fine.

At the same time, the former ally, The Great Librarian, started moving troops and settlers through my land. I wasn't going to let that stand, so I declared war. The first guy declared war again, but some gifts to the third guy kept him out of it(he later declared war on the first guy). Immediately, I seized some border towns, putting me in a position to bombard his capital from the sea. Soon after, high-level ground troops, in the form of Arethi spearmen and archers, and Halberdiers, started attacking the capital in earnest. Half a dozen turns later, it falls.

I am also launching a massive naval invasion of the first enemy's lands.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #4831 on: August 31, 2015, 12:30:35 pm »

I INFECTED MADAGASCAR
I INFECTED MADA-FUCKING-GASCAR
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #4832 on: August 31, 2015, 01:38:18 pm »

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That's......that's just......insane.....

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #4833 on: August 31, 2015, 05:00:58 pm »

There's a Fire Emblem thread?
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #4834 on: August 31, 2015, 05:05:53 pm »

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #4835 on: August 31, 2015, 07:35:41 pm »

My defenses are so Impregnable and my style so impetuous that they led me to beat God Hand.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #4836 on: August 31, 2015, 09:44:08 pm »

I caught Zekrom...

with a freaking QUICK BALL.

I know that it has an obscenely high catch rate for a legendary, but DAMN.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #4837 on: September 01, 2015, 05:31:32 am »

I caught Zekrom...

with a freaking QUICK BALL.

I know that it has an obscenely high catch rate for a legendary, but DAMN.
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I've had that happen a few times. Once, back in either fire red/leaf green, I threw a pokeball at Moltres, and it actually worked
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #4838 on: September 01, 2015, 05:43:54 am »

I caught Zekrom...

with a freaking QUICK BALL.

I know that it has an obscenely high catch rate for a legendary, but DAMN.
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I've had that happen a few times. Once, back in either fire red/leaf green, I threw a pokeball at Moltres, and it actually worked
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #4839 on: September 01, 2015, 12:24:21 pm »

So a few turns ago the peasants gave me some goats. That's...nice guys, ok I'll take it.
Then this happened:



OH SHIT WHY DID THIS....WAIT WHAT






Apparently I am the proud owner of the GOATS OF THE FUCKING APOCALYPSE

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #4840 on: September 01, 2015, 12:59:56 pm »

There was a perfectly reasonable explanation.  The dragon was eating his food too quickly and choked.  The farmers came upon the scene of a dead dragon lying on it's back and goat #6 lodged in it's throat bleating for help.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #4841 on: September 01, 2015, 01:21:36 pm »

I caught Zekrom...

with a freaking QUICK BALL.

I know that it has an obscenely high catch rate for a legendary, but DAMN.
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I've had that happen a few times. Once, back in either fire red/leaf green, I threw a pokeball at Moltres, and it actually worked
Wow
I once caught a Heatran with a regular pokeball.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #4842 on: September 01, 2015, 01:23:27 pm »

I caught Zekrom...

with a freaking QUICK BALL.

I know that it has an obscenely high catch rate for a legendary, but DAMN.
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I've had that happen a few times. Once, back in either fire red/leaf green, I threw a pokeball at Moltres, and it actually worked
Wow
I once caught a Heatran with a regular pokeball.

Rayquaza in emerald, same deal.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #4843 on: September 01, 2015, 01:24:18 pm »

I caught Zekrom...

with a freaking QUICK BALL.

I know that it has an obscenely high catch rate for a legendary, but DAMN.
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I've had that happen a few times. Once, back in either fire red/leaf green, I threw a pokeball at Moltres, and it actually worked
Wow
I once caught a Heatran with a regular pokeball.

Rayquaza in emerald, same deal.

I once caught a Magikarp with the Master Ball.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #4844 on: September 01, 2015, 01:25:32 pm »

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There's a youtuber called SuperSkarmory or something like that who makes a point of capturing every legendary using normal Pokeballs.
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