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[Twinwolf]

This happened a bit ago, but I beat the entire game, killing less than 10 people over the entire course of the campaign and half of them were targets.

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Dishonored

[SOLDIER First]

I'm not proud of how long it took me to do*, but I did a Ghost run once.
Also sorry to, you know, one-up you like that.

_{*I had to restart an entire mission once because I killed someone.}

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It was Lady Boyle's Last Party. Damn you, guy Pendleton has you duel!

[edit]Actual ownage!
Playing BlitzDungeoneer on the Duel Network (quite literally, YuGiOh online). He brought out two separate fused monsters, Cyber End Dragon (4000/something) and Twin Cyber Dragon (2800/something), both with doubled Attack Points from the fusion card's effect. Quite obviously, in the 8,000 Life Point game we were playing, that would not end well.
He destroyed my Rabidragon, leaving me at about 5,000 or so LP, and then destroyed my Grave Squirmer. But that allowed me to get rid of his Cyber End Dragon with its card effect, and even though he attacked me with an X-Head Cannon, it wasn't enough. And then he took, like, 7,000 LP damage from the fusion card's effect (it doubles a resulting monster's attack, but at the end of the turn you use the fusion card, you take the amount of Attack Points you added to the card as direct damage) and died. I was happy.

YuGiOh TCG, but over the internet.

[MonkeyHead]

PHALANX Beta Station had only been operational a number of days before coming under attack. It was set up to provide air cover to the nation states of United America, but an upgrade to its radar system meant there was no warning of the incoming attack and as such no chance to intercept it and blow it out of the sky. The alien Harvester class craft landed within the base perimeter without warning. In a panic, all base staff save for 8 green rookies evacuated. The last radio contact with the base defenders indicated they were going to hole up in the labs in south side of the base, abandoning the engineering space in the north, hoping to hold off the alien attackers for as long as possible until help could arrive. Transports from the EU had not yet arrived with some of the more exotic weapons and armour PHALANX troops typically carry into battle against the alien invaders, so the base defenders had to make do with standard issue rifles and equipment. Combat footage captured by base CCTV and helmet cameras will be much used in the training of future recruits. The 8 soldiers did humanity proud, initially repulsing the rush made by the 20 or so aliens on the bases surface access points via the art of ambush, with 2 dying of their wounds in the process. Initial attack repulsed, the 6 survivors turned into the hunters, pairing up and stalking carefully though the smouldering ruins of the north side of the base, picking off the aliens one by one, suffering only 2 more wounded in the process. Along with 24 alien corpses for dissection we scavenged over 100 pieces of weaponry and alien equipment to turn back against them, and saved a valuable base from total destruction.

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UFO: Alien Invasion.

[Tawa]

With a burning bottle of triple sec, a machine gun, and a hand cannon that shoots rebars, I killed a demon mushroom from Hell.

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Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead.

[Twinwolf]

On my first real attempt at the game, made it to #5 on the match leaderboard.

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Agar.io

[Tawa]

I killed a shocker with a towel.

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Cataclysm: DDA

[swagdaddy]

I called in a supply crate that held about 100 crabs and a couple bombs to be dropped on the enemy base. Everyone died.

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Cortex Command

[nomoetoe]

Mob round on grandmaster, things aren't going so well I'm down to one health and have over 200 more people left to kill.
I  end up winning and I had gotten back up to 3 health. c: felt good.

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one finger death punch

[Arcvasti]

cats, Hill Orc Fighter of Qazlal Stormbringer, succeeded in nabbing the Orb of Zot in Ziggarut Rush mode. Not as cool as winning the game proper, but still cool. I grabbed the Obsidian Axe, Gong Shield and some kind of Patented armour that gave oodles of AC and resists but disabled casting and teleporting, mostly because they had high bonuses. First few levels were tricky, but the starting potions of berserk strength tided me over until I got Upheaval, which tided me over until I got Disaster Area. For the record, with 27 Invocations[Which I obtained fairly quickly], Disaster Area covers the ENTIRE ROOM in elemental explosions. Twice. And I have more then enough piety to spam it. My innate robustness and arsenal of magical doodads are more then enough to finish off whatever stragglers are still alive. I ended up with 27 in all useful skills and then freaking STEALTH[Which was completely useless because I have a raging maelstrom of energy around me at all times plus a shield which literally rings like a gong when struck] by the time I nabbed the Orb and escaped to the surface.

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Dungeon Crawl: Stone Soup in Dungeon Sprint mode

[itisnotlogical]

I beat The Consuming Shadow after a pretty lucky run.

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Turns out it's totally viable to guess the last rune of the banishment ritual, as long as it's not the God Rune. It's probably even more optimal than hunting down all four runes, since you save time and you only lose sanity for casting incorrectly (AFAIK), which doesn't matter at that point anyway.

I'm not sure if the final boss is meant to be beatable. There's at least seven endings (counting ending G which is the standard "you died"), so I'm thinking at least one of them has to be one in which you escape alive.

Beating the game unlocked The Ministry Man, who is actually Trilby from the Chzo games.

[Sirus]

I beat The Consuming Shadow after a pretty lucky run.

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Turns out it's totally viable to guess the last rune of the banishment ritual, as long as it's not the God Rune. It's probably even more optimal than hunting down all four runes, since you save time and you only lose sanity for casting incorrectly (AFAIK), which doesn't matter at that point anyway.

I'm not sure if the final boss is meant to be beatable. There's at least seven endings (counting ending G which is the standard "you died"), so I'm thinking at least one of them has to be one in which you escape alive.

Beating the game unlocked The Ministry Man, who is actually Trilby from the Chzo games.

What game is this?

[itisnotlogical]

I beat The Consuming Shadow after a pretty lucky run.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Turns out it's totally viable to guess the last rune of the banishment ritual, as long as it's not the God Rune. It's probably even more optimal than hunting down all four runes, since you save time and you only lose sanity for casting incorrectly (AFAIK), which doesn't matter at that point anyway.

I'm not sure if the final boss is meant to be beatable. There's at least seven endings (counting ending G which is the standard "you died"), so I'm thinking at least one of them has to be one in which you escape alive.

Beating the game unlocked The Ministry Man, who is actually Trilby from the Chzo games.

What game is this?

Yahtzee's first truly commercial game. Gameplay video here.

I think it's pretty good, but I'm willing to forgive it a lot because I enjoyed the Chzo games and the ideas are original enough. However, the graphics are basic, and combat can screw you over hard if you're fighting more than a certain number of enemies, due to mandatory auto-aim. For my part though, it was worth ten bucks. Also, I got free ebooks of Jam and Mogworld with it, though I'm not sure that deal is still around.

[miauw62]

I never realized how powerful the tide turner is o.o

Tide turner + ali baba wee booties or reskin + eyelander or reskin is hilariously fucking powerful once you get going. Pick off a few spies or snipers until you're at 4 heads and just start rollin'.
I managed to get 23 heads on badwater, this is hilarious.

[Sirus]

I beat The Consuming Shadow after a pretty lucky run.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Turns out it's totally viable to guess the last rune of the banishment ritual, as long as it's not the God Rune. It's probably even more optimal than hunting down all four runes, since you save time and you only lose sanity for casting incorrectly (AFAIK), which doesn't matter at that point anyway.

I'm not sure if the final boss is meant to be beatable. There's at least seven endings (counting ending G which is the standard "you died"), so I'm thinking at least one of them has to be one in which you escape alive.

Beating the game unlocked The Ministry Man, who is actually Trilby from the Chzo games.

What game is this?

Yahtzee's first truly commercial game. Gameplay video here.

I think it's pretty good, but I'm willing to forgive it a lot because I enjoyed the Chzo games and the ideas are original enough. However, the graphics are basic, and combat can screw you over hard if you're fighting more than a certain number of enemies, due to mandatory auto-aim. For my part though, it was worth ten bucks. Also, I got free ebooks of Jam and Mogworld with it, though I'm not sure that deal is still around.

Oh, the Consuming Shadow is the name of the game. I thought it was a boss or something

[BurnedToast]

I'm not proud of how long it took me to do*, but I did a Ghost run once.
Also sorry to, you know, one-up you like that.

_{*I had to restart an entire mission once because I killed someone.}

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It was Lady Boyle's Last Party. Damn you, guy Pendleton has you duel!

I went for ghost/clean hands + mostly flesh and blood steel in the same run and I did it too, but it didn't count because

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apparently sleep darting granny rags after you burn her phalayctory (or whatever it's called) counts as a kill, even though it clearly says unconscious and does not count as a kill at the end screen

Made me rage so hard that despite the fact I liked the game I never bothered to play the DLC.