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[Itnetlolor]

Caroline.

Write a movie. Please. Doesn't even need a real plot. Just a movie about a series of battles following many different soldiers from either side. Doing fucking crazy shit/Dying in sad ways.

Please.

I don't know how to film movies, but I could write one!
Then we could liberally apply Michael Bay all over the script and get someone to film it.

Actually, this sounds like a great idea for a book. A story seen from both sides, showing that *gasp* everyone is human and has feelings and family and stuff, and at the same time having enough over-the-top silly action sequences to be pretty lighthearted.

That reminds me of when I shot a randomly generated enemy helicopter out of the sky with an assault rifle/carbine. Not an easy shot. Especially at the distance I shot it from (screenshot is the rough distance).

Arma II

Spoiler: Screenshot of it post-shot. (click to show/hide)

EDIT:
Turns out from other screenshots, I was prone when I did it too (steady the shot).

[KingofstarrySkies]

Caroline.

Write a movie. Please. Doesn't even need a real plot. Just a movie about a series of battles following many different soldiers from either side. Doing fucking crazy shit/Dying in sad ways.

Please.

I don't know how to film movies, but I could write one!
Then we could liberally apply Michael Bay all over the script and get someone to film it.

Actually, this sounds like a great idea for a book. A story seen from both sides, showing that *gasp* everyone is human and has feelings and family and stuff, and at the same time having enough over-the-top silly action sequences to be pretty lighthearted.

DO IIIIIIT

[flabort]

2048!!!!!!!

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2048, NO variants

[MaximumZero]

I don't know how many of them I used, but I took over 200 pictures for my last Sims update. Much writing. Hopefully great funny. Hopefully.

[Levi]

I climbed up a building to a rooftop, where a guard with a rifle was peering out over the other side.  I sneaked up on him slowly until my crotch was touching his buttocks.  He spins around in a panic, staring at my old man beard while stammering "You, you aren't supposed to be up here!". 

I lean in closer and whistle once like a bird.  He can smell my breath and I see the confusion in his eyes.  Two assassins clad in white suddenly climb up from the ledge behind him like out of thin air and toss him over the edge to his death.  I give them a gentle nod of approval.  They smile knowingly and run off in different directions, readying themselves for the next ledge, the next guard.  They do not know why I do this, or how it serves the cause.  The just understand that I will do this again and again until I am satisfied.

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Sassy Creed Revelations

[Urist McScoopbeard]

I climbed up a building to a rooftop, where a guard with a rifle was peering out over the other side.  I sneaked up on him slowly until my crotch was touching his buttocks.  He spins around in a panic, staring at my old man beard while stammering "You, you aren't supposed to be up here!". 

I lean in closer and whistle once like a bird.  He can smell my breath and I see the confusion in his eyes.  Two assassins clad in white suddenly climb up from the ledge behind him like out of thin air and toss him over the edge to his death.  I give them a gentle nod of approval.  They smile knowingly and run off in different directions, readying themselves for the next ledge, the next guard.  They do not know why I do this, or how it serves the cause.  The just understand that I will do this again and again until I am satisfied.

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Sassy Creed Revelations

you monster!

[manboricua]

   At last finished Fallout New Vegas playing a mega evil woman, I just killed, and looted all the way to the end. Still feel that Fallout 3 was better story wise.
   Finished Rage but the ending in my opinion was such a downer, all the quest and doings felt like the ending was going to be epic. Well, what can I say, at least all the racing around made it feel like it was a racing game instead, so two games in one, not bad.
   Also completed the hell out of Farcry3, and oh my dwarf, that was a complete blast from beginning to end, non stop craziness. Those sneaky crocodiles scared me! The ending and some "boss" fights felt crappy but hey who cares for that.

[IronTomato]

I FINALLY BEAT IT.  I DID IT.

FUCK YOU, ALIENS, IT LOOKS LIKE I WIN THIS TIME. DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT COMING BACK OR I'LL HAVE COMMANDER ZAHRA WANGA FIRE HER HEAVY PLASMA DOWN EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOUR THROATS.

Xcom: UFO Defense

[Akura]

Beat the 20th level of Arena mode(and later, 21st). The 20th level title is awesome, "the Immortal".

I had to create a new character to open Grim mode, though I can use it with my Immortal. In one hunt I got a small emerald, and another I got both a small amethyst and Blood Ruby at the same time. What kind of stone should I put in my Colossus? I have two amethysts in my Machine Flail.

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Hammerfight.

[ThtblovesDF]

Was flying around, looking for a astroid with silicon and was unhappy to find that most where claimed.
Claimed by automatic maschinegun turrets : I
With some heavy damage I retreated, circling the rock and taking hits every now and then, but soon my recon was rewarded by spotting a large derlict ship, docked and throwing a tiny "turret shadow".
I closed in on that blindspot, checked the cargo containers on my turret free end of the ship and noticed it had all I need-
A little saw work and I had the orginal cockpit cut off, slapping a rough cockpit on the remaining half and making a daring escape while the turrets pounded away.

Getting a little motivated from that I went up to two active players that where building a huge ship in addition to there quite already many normal ships - taking resources from a large cargo container, only secured by "blueprint" armor blocks  - I docked on the cargo, talked a little chitchat, then quickly cut the blueprint blocks off, speeding away with the vault in tow.

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Space Engineers

[itisnotlogical]

I took down two zombies in a row at level 3, and the second one while also fighting a mage.

Of course, it didn't stop the third zombie from being brutally savescummed.

Daggerfall.

[hops]

I returned the Golden Fleece of Yendor at depth 16 three times in a row, earning the Streaker achievement.

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Hoplite

[Urist Imiknorris]

I beat the Rebel Flagship with the Stormwalker. Fuck that ship. Actually, fuck both of them. I ended up wrecking all its systems with breach bombs and letting the AI take over. Then I let it sit there until I was good and ready to finish it off.

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FTL: Faster than Light

[Vorthon]

Boots of Leaping + Titanium Long Sword vs. Death Metal. I was leaping around the chamber like a lunatic, and managed to take the bastard out in less than ten seconds. Didn't even have enough time to start spewing flames or even start spamming white skeletons. It was truly glorious.

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Crypt of the NecroDancer

[Itnetlolor]

3rd Episode 2 levels, Hard difficulty, no saves, including the aftermath and at 3AM. Just after finishing off Episode 2's marathon finale (2 shamblers, zombies, a couple fiends, then a pair of vores; single playthrough (though a couple replays)). That was fun. I forgot E3L1 was my favorite of the 1st levels. It was so well built. Also, early guns (if you know where to look).

Quake