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[Akura]

Beat the game on Pro Mode for the first time.

Result:
Hit Ratio:   78%
Enemies Killed:   904
Number of times killed:   79
Clear Time:   27:14'58''

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Resident Evil 4: HD Edition
Time to do it again!

How many of those deaths were instakills?

Meanwhile, on the Wii version of that same game, I spent an entire new game + round stockpiling all the shotgun shells the game has to offer. Total count: 396. Now to use them on everything.

Do note that the game increases the ammo drop rate for guns you use more often. So if you go through the game using all that shotgun ammo... well, enjoy your shotgun, you will have a long relationship with it.

[Mego]

A filled Destruction perk tree is pretty powerful. Pouring a lot of level-ups into Magica makes it more powerful. Casting Fire Storm 4 times in a row without depleting Magicka is too powerful for Ancient Dragons. Or anything, for that matter.

And they say mages are weak and squishy.

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TESV: Skyrim (+Dragonborn DLC)

[Lukewarm]

My medical dwarves began medicaling all the problems that my dwarves have acquired.  I might as well abandon the fortress now, because it's all downhill from here.

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Dwarf Fortress

[PanH]

Wait what, dwarves doctors are actually healing people ?

[Lukewarm]

I said medicine, not healing.

[PanH]

That's reassuring, I thought doctors were helping people.

[ggamer]

I have a little story for everyone, it's called Yajirobe is secretly the strongest fucking fighter in DBZ

So me and a friend are running random fights on random maps. We pick up ruined earth, he gets Super Buu, I get... Yajirobe. "FUCK!" I yell, overshadowing my friend's triumphant cry because I already know i'm sooooo fuuuucked.

The battle proceeds as expected. I try to keep up by launching him far away and sword-blasting his ass whenever he gets close, but he just doesn't stop kicking the shit out of me. Nearing death and in need of a quick ki boost, I look through the move list to see what buff specials I have, and I see two entries:

- Pump Up (2)
- Senzu (5)

For those not in the know, Senzu is short for Senzu Beans, AKA the beans that heal all damage done no matter the circumstance. The tradeoff here is that it's supposed to drain all your ki, but when the moves that normally use ki (Ki blasts, super moves, combo filler) are completely useless, you find yourself with a large reserve.

So I keep healing. And healing. And healing. And healing...

Super Buu may have incredible power, but Yajirobe is like the great mountain: he cannot attack, but his stamina is endless, and eventually he will win.

After winning, Yajirobe shouted a triumphant call of "theht's waht you geht foar dishturbehn mah meahl!"

That day, we both agreed that, aside from SSJ4 Gogeta, Yajirobe was the most broken fighter in DBZ.

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Dragon Ball Budokai Tenkaichi 3

[Sirus]

I *guess* this counts of ownage...

Devotees of the alynx(fantasy cat) god came to my clan and offered to perform a ritual that would make the clan alynxes more efficient at hunting vermin. I offered them some of our kittens as payment for the ritual. The leader of the cult took one look at them and, with tears in his eyes, essentially declared that my kittens were too adorable to take away from us and decided to perform the ritual for free.

Shortly afterward, I utterly decimated a raid from a nearby clan - one fyrd wound on my side, multiple weaponthane deaths on theirs. I doubt the two events are related, but this is more of a traditional ownage.

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The King of Dragon Pass

[Mr Space Cat]

Survived a whole round as a cardboad cow spamming the voice command "hit charge" with several other players, a bush and a bucket. We were hiding in a tree.

the map echoed with the beautiful music of scouts shouting "do it doc do it cmon doc do it hit it doc do it doc hit it doc--" endlessly.

Truly, a beautiful moment.

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Team Fortress 2 on the  Saxton Hell 24/7 prophunt server

[da_nang]

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So, did I beat the competition?

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Doomsday is a Fantasy Action/RPG MMO, has been running for ~20 years and should still be running on the custom console Shizzle Fizzle from ~20 years back. It originally used the Blam 6.0 engine but has moved on to use the newer Blam 9000 engine through milking expansions.
Steam Scalies is a Cyberpunk (and more) RPG/Action MMO, has been running for ~5 years and runs on the current Shizzle Dizzle console with the Blam 9000 engine.
Shizzle Fizzle sold roughly ~100 million units and was discontinued ~10 years ago.

Conclusion:

• On average, 521 units of Doomsday has been played on a Shizzle Fizzle, indicating a very prolific second hand market for the Shizzle Fizzle considering the game is pretty much provided by Grid.
• The profits and losses of Steam Scalies are pretty much pocket money.
• We've probably colonized spaced and met aliens with a hunger for video games.

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Game Dev Tycoon

[kaian-a-coel]

wow.

[wer6]

Rammed tiny frigite into A capital ship, only htree ships left, and hte capital ship whould have destroyed the other bigger slower ships of mine,I self destructed, blowint it up when its sheild was about ot charge up, making it invinceable, but me blowing up destroyed it. Also in the chian reaction killed three or four ships.

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SPAZ AKA space pirates and zambies.

[Parsely]

Got two brand new pistols on the same level. Dual-wielding, FTW.

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Torchlight

[Sirus]

I'm the furthest down in the dungeon I've ever been. I kill a few wandering monsters after walking down the stairs, open a door, and come face-to-face with a 90+ Monster Zoo. I fire off my very last Bolt of Squid.

HAYHAYHAYHAYHAYHAYHAYHAYHAYHAYHAYHAYHAYHAYHAYHAYHAYHAYHAYHAYHAYWIRE (interspersed with the sounds of monsters dying)

Music to my ears

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Dungeons of Dredmor

[EnigmaticHat]

I got to the second to last floor, on my first playthrough, largely unspoiled.  Not bad for a rougelikelike.

I found a Deck of Cards really early on, which I clung to the entire game despite other options, as well as a "Magneto".  Given that those two things were constantly handing me items the entire game, I assume I was pretty lucky.  I permanently traded one of my life (which is an awesome mechanic) for a new projectile called "spectral tears", that also made my face look like I was dead.  My character looked like a freak of nature by the end, as I had a still beating heart hanging out of my chest.

The last room before the boss, I met three zombies that revived from meat chunks when I killed them.  I'd met something like that before but these were so fast I could barely keep up with them, and they kept sliding after I downed them.  I ran from the fight using the "Stairway" card, but there was no other way to advance.  I permakilled one and then died myself.

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Binding of Isaac.  I unlocked a new character but... min speed?  That sounds like it would make some fights borderline unwinnable.