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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #1215 on: February 26, 2013, 11:48:07 pm »

But I did read the post you fit in before me. Nothing about what I said, at least to me, gave off any indication that I failed to follow my own advice. But look, I have a problem where I can't tell if someone's gonna have difficulties readingwhat I said. I know what it means and I don't know how to finish what I'm trying to say right now in words, so can you please infer?
Nevermind ._.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #1216 on: February 28, 2013, 06:27:03 am »

Well... I don't know how much this goes towards Owning...
BUT... Its kinda Win...

I am playing Minecraft with the Mindcrack FTB Pack. I always nomad forever until I see something that looks like a great place to set up the base. I found it today and I start building and setting everything up, Then I come to a pause, HOW DO I GET ANIMALS!?!?! There were only Sheep around me, no cows/pigs/chickens.....

Then I remember, I have a Portal Gun... Found it in a Chest from a Thumcraft Ruin thing...
SO I build my little barn and start running around the world collecting animals. Portaling them directly into the barn with the Portal gun. Then I stumble across a Village. And then it Hits me...

HOME MADE VILLAGE!!!
I captured a couple of Villagers before sadly the rest died to the zombie invasion that was happening...
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #1217 on: February 28, 2013, 06:32:59 am »

Suddenly I want to reinstall the Portal Gun mod.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #1218 on: February 28, 2013, 09:30:53 am »

Standard battle on Highway in my VK3601, I go my standard route of town. I get there and immediately get into a duel with an enemy Type 58. He bounces a couple shots...I don't. As I'm still dueling, I notice several more enemies approaching, so I duck around a corner...but not before taking out a heavily damaged T1 Heavy with one shot(and bouncing a couple more shots from the type and a Pz III/IV). As I duck around the corner I discover a Crusader who had set up a flank on the guys pressing west, so I two shot him to stop that nonsense while they take out the type 58 I was dueling and that pz who had taken a couple potshots at me, and so I take off west towards the enemy cap, ammoracking a Pz IIIa on the move without even stopping on my way there. I stop short of the cap zone next to a barn due to the enemies who were on the north flank returning to defend cap, and also due to a hellcat sitting just on the other side of the barn I had parked next to. Now, I didn't really have the health at that point to duel with a hellcat(that 90 hurts!), so I just waited until my allies caught up, and when the hellcat would take a shot at another guy I'd pop out and blast him. Didn't finish him, but did finish a KV-1 sitting in the cap to defend it, and managed to inch up far enough to snipe an M37 who had just a little too much of his rear poking out from behind the barn he was hiding behind :P

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #1219 on: March 01, 2013, 11:18:50 am »

I took my chances and assumed my risks, what it was at first glance me moving to a better fishing spot became a hunt. I found a pack of reindeers, trapped on this island, throwing didn't work with them. one got close to me after having it cornered and stabbed it with my fine knife. once, twice, the beast stood up. and then fell down, to the head, to the legs, and it stopped moving.

What started as a better place to fish became my first hunt, I could no longer worry about food for a while, and with the leather I will make myself a raft and finally start fishing in the lake.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #1220 on: March 01, 2013, 07:23:12 pm »

My Kestrel model ship "O Kapin my Kapin" got a free Burst Laser Mark II from an ally base during our travels.

Now the ship is akimbo duel-wielding triple-shot laser machine guns, baby. The six shots of laser burst fire is proving remarkably effective at tearing through any pirate or rebel ships we run into when combined with a Hull Laser Mark I and the Artemis missile launcher. I also picked up a cloaking system since it was available, and we had the cash. It should be useful for if things start going bad.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #1221 on: March 01, 2013, 11:15:57 pm »

Lakeville Standard battle, in my favorite tank the french ARL 44. I naturally decide to go valley, and me and a vk3601 and an m4, with arty support from our StPz II roll up to the crest of the valley. Well the enemy team makes it there first, though it's only an m8a1 and a stuart, so I continue on while firing potshots at them. Well, at this point half the fucking enemy team rolls up to the crest of the hill, but I'm not budging, and proceed to rain down 90mm shots from the beastly DCA 45, taking out 3/4ths ot hte heavies on the enemy team and 2 other assorted tanks, while my teammates cleaned up the rest. I think I got called hax about 4 times, and each time explained that shooting an ARL frontally without a VERY good penning gun is an exercise in futility :P(not my fault they forget it has 180mm effective frontal armor with only one small weakspot :D)
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No. I suppose there are similarities, but I'm fairly certain angry birds doesn't let me charge into a battalion of knights with a car made of circular saws.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #1222 on: March 05, 2013, 01:15:48 pm »

Gunfighting against Ocelot, and he shoots me in the face, causing a bullet wound. I go into the CURE viewer, and notice the bullet is lodged up my nose.

I'm kinda pissed, I should have left it in and fixed every other part of the wound. But I didn't.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #1223 on: March 05, 2013, 03:58:14 pm »

Just figured out that my turning rate could be dramatically increased if I activate my jump jets mid-turn. Combine this with 3 large lasers and a pair of streaks as well as a large standard engine. I was definitely not piloting a support catapult.

And those enemy lights/mediums thought I would be an easy kill  :D

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #1224 on: March 06, 2013, 03:43:37 am »

I rolled 3 twenties in a row last week.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #1225 on: March 06, 2013, 09:43:40 am »

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I do that all the time. The reduction to max health is worth it. By the end of the game Snake has about a dozen bullets just floating around in his crotch.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #1226 on: March 07, 2013, 04:13:40 pm »

Playin' tribes:ascend, TDM with equal parties (it wouldn't count as own if it wasn't). Kill this guy, this other guy, and this another guy. Ski a little, and then the accolades start coming in.
'killing spree' 'explosive spree' 'classic spree' are the first to come. but then the major leagues come in when 'disc jockey' and 'the slayer' come in.

25 KILLS on a killing spree.
Then died because I got cocky and because a missile hit my face.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #1227 on: March 07, 2013, 04:46:17 pm »

Watch my expeditionary force get savaged by an unknown alien race. I extricate about half of my light carrier and a handful of escorts back to the jump point, before retreating back to a staging post in Sol. (Ceres, actually. Always liked that name.)
Watch these foreign devils transit the Sol jump-point, new contacts popping up on my system sensor net--

Watch every mine within 550kkm of the jump point activate and launch their payload.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #1228 on: March 08, 2013, 07:06:50 pm »

I'm playing as the TEC Rebels. I start off, and tech up as fast as I can to get the 'Neutral and pirate forces are your allies' tech, while getting about five planets. Then I get that tech and my empire EXPLODES. I go from rank 5 colonization (the lowest) to rank 1 (meaning I have the most planets) in minutes. And all of my planets come with ready made defense forces. I build up refinery and trade structures around all my planets, then encounter the first enemy civilization.
Vasari Loyalists. I send my four capital ships, and trounce them, in battle after battle, pushing them back a planet, taking the planet, pushing them back again (Akkan battlecruisers: Why would you EVER use a Protev?!) Finally, I'm one step away from their Capital world.

I make a 'phone call' to my friends the pirates, and dump 6600 credits on them for assistance in the coming battle. My fleet jumps in, and finds no enemy ships, but a nearly-completed Titan in a ring of defensive structures. We rush in, and try to destroy the foundry before it can spit out the nastiest unit in the game, but we are too late. We're fighting the titan, and it's mostly winning, when about 80+ pirate ships jump in and support us. Victory.

We mop up the remainder of the enemy planets, except for one with a big, badass starbase and some normal defenses. As I gather my fleet, I build my own titan, a massive railgun-with-ship-bits-attached and give it the Sniper Shot upgrade and Scattershot upgrade. I now have a 50km long sniper rifle/shotgun. We jump in to find... A huge fleet of ANOTHER enemy civilization STOMPING the defenders with HUNDREDS of strike craft. Their fleet moves to engage me, which is a huge mistake, because they have CARRIERS and I have battleships, battlecruisers, and dreadnoughts. Oh and the giant railgunship. Anyways, we destroy three of their 6 big ships, and the remaining three are about to be destroyed. The one farthest in the rear turns to flee, with almost no health.

I select my titan, and use the sniper shot. Just as the enemy ship goes to enter phase space, the shell hits them and utterly destroys them. Best feeling ever.

Sins of a Solar Empire: Rebellion w/ Entrenchment, Trinity, and that other expansion.

Huge Edit: Same game, same 'scenario', immediately following these events.


Right, so that enemy civilization proved to be very fond of their light carrier cruisers. They also waited until far too late to launch their own attacks on me. I swept up the 'southern' half of my star system. I would fight off their defenses, bombard their planet, colonize it, wait long enough to build basic defenses and a broadcast beacon, then move on to the next. As I neared their capital, I swept north to the north end of the system, cutting the corner off, leaving them trapped between a wall of my defenses and my fleet, and the inky blackness of deep space.

Oh, I did all this with one fleet: One Marza Dreadnought, one Kol Flagship, one Sova Carrier, one (Supremely awesome) Akkan Battlecruiser, and the Ragnarov Titan. Plus some various attending ships that died off rather frequently. Never more than a couple cruisers or about five frigates.

So, I have them trapped, condensed, and basically at my mercy. I have a gargantuan fleet massing over my fortress world of Aurelia, way back in my home-worlds. When I say gargantuan, I meant it. Three Kol Battleships, four Sova Carriers, four Marza Dreadnoughts, two Akkan and one Dunov Battlecruisers, 50 Javelis long range missile frigates, 40 Kodiak Heavy Cruisers, 20 Percheron light carriers, 10 Hoshiko and Cielo cruisers, plus a motley assortment of Krosov, Cobalt, Garda frigates, various pirate ships, and about 10 Stiltat Corvettes.

Then, they counterattack. Away from my deathfleet of five capital ships, into the heart of their former territory. Apparently they had both a massive defense fleet at home, and a huge aggressive fleet out in another system (I never leave MY system until I OWN ALL THE PLANETS) so my relatively weak planet Eos got jumped from two sides by angry fleets of light carriers and battleships. So, I did the only reasonable thing. I put a 6000 credit bounty on the enemy's head. I went to the two broadcast centers at that planet and ordered two pirate fleets of mercenaries, I went to the three nearest systems and ordered pirate fleets there, and I sent my giant flotilla through the wormholes to defend my planet.

From the time they arrived and started attacking, they destroyed no defenses. They killed some fighters. But within 2 minutes, pirate ships were arriving or being rerouted from nearby planets. By about 5 minutes, the vanguard elements of my fleet were entering the system. The whole fleet didn't finish arriving until another five minutes had passed, by which time the enemy was in full retreat, what was left of them.

Oh, I also set a 18000 credit mission for the pirates to attack their homeworld, and I sent my fleet into the now unprotected flank of their few remaining worlds. My main fleet (the small one with five capital ships) jumped into their homeworld, which was... A HUUUUGE clusterfuck. A massive fleet of pirates was there, along with a massive fleet of the enemy ships. I popped in, and ordered my fleet to attack their flagship. Within 3 minutes of this order:

The Hand of Ilus has been defeated.

You transhumanist, sickly, strategically inept, tactically deficient, blisteringly foolish cowards have seen the might of the True Human race. No cybernetic enhancement is necessary, no fancy Eusocial psychic community, no deceptive cultural tricks.
I have conquered my star system, and in doing so, gained all but five artifacts, I own almost 25 or 30 planets, I have defeated TWO enemy civilizations, and I have a buttoned-down, nigh-impenetrable star system defended to the gills on every world, with hardly half my Logistics slots filled on any of my worlds.
The pirate factions are mine to command, my fleet can and has defeated numerically superior foes of diverse natures on repeated occasions, and now I am the one with numerical superiority. The rest of this game is just mopping up four other star systems, killing the remaining two civilizations, and getting that sweet, sweet victory screen.

Sins of a Solar Empire, in case you forgot.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #1229 on: March 10, 2013, 01:20:24 pm »

Managed to beat the AI. Starting at the Prehistoric Age, built up a sizable economy. Despite the enemy somehow getting a prophet through my walls(which I still don't know how, since there's no way he could have slipped in before the walls were finished) and starting a pestilence, and losing a wood/gold mining city to the enemy, I was able to begin invading their territory by the Bronze and Dark Ages, with my armies lead first by Hannibal, then Richard the Lionheart. Finished killing them most of the way through the Middle Ages, and finally won shortly after entering the Renassaince.
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I do that all the time. The reduction to max health is worth it. By the end of the game Snake has about a dozen bullets just floating around in his crotch.
Which kinda makes sense, given what has to be done 20-30 years later.

Another thing is that as you heal, your max health goes up. And once your health goes to maximum allowed, your injuries heal naturally, even without treatment.
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