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[Hanslanda]

Hmm? Do you mean AI? It's AI.

Are you referring to how I said 'computer'? Yeah, I know the AI is AI. I only said computer because I assumed an AI was inside some sort of computing device. As they generally are.

IIRC, the 'computing device' is a brain.

I don't know. AFAIK, the AI can be put on an intellicard to evacuate it from the station, no MMI needed. I'm fairly sure, at least in TGStations, that the AI is a machine.


Oh snap. I owned today, even in death.

I was Head of Security Zackary Fryer. Like a fucking boss, cultists ruining the whole station. I got jumped and robbed for my ID card and my gun, but survived. Wandering the station with the CE, Warden, and a few hangers-on, we got to Sec and got locked in. I escape through the maintenence tunnels, down into Escape hallway. I touch a door and get zapped. Fuck me. A borg covered in blood rolls up. This is the conversation:
"Fuck. Let me die fighting at least, borg. At least give me that."
-Silence-
"Or are you on my side?"
"That depends. Do you believe in something, Head of Security Fryer?"
"I believe in... *Flashes borg* LAW." Then I escaped. Made me feel awesome.

SS13

[Akura]

Spoiler: Do you wants a muffin? (click to show/hide)

I made them myself, using flour I made from rice I grew.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Oblivion, after discovering the pure awesomeness of the CraftyBits mod.


...Sadly, shortly after taking this screenshot, the game crashed during a save, meaning I had to start over.

[ggamer]

Lat night, I probably had my most fun round.

Ever.

Started out as changeling staff assistant. Ran around for a bit before i went to the shuttle and nabbed a QM with a stealthy sting. Dragged him into the maintenance tunnels while trying to deflect suspicion.

Now, I want you to imagine this. This is my first round as changeling, so I have the guide to changeling on the goon wiki up with the game in the background. I hear a door opening, and wanting to be safe I clicked back to the game.

To find another man staring at me.

We had an intense staring contest. Must've lasted for around five seconds. I kept thinking of escape strategies, maybe just spit acid on him then neuro sting and run.

Then he says "Mind if I join you?" and starts sucking some chump's blood.

The rest of the round i had free reign of the station while my vampire buddy ran interference by doing crazy flashy shit and had the entire station convinced that the round was on vampire. I managed to absorb around five people and was planning on getting a High Value Target like the HoP before the server crashed. It's still, in my mind, one of the best rounds i've ever had.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Space Station 13

[Evilsx]

-snip-

Nice, sound like a very good first changeling round

Just finshed "No time to explain" in 1 1/2 hours on my first game and that ending...

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VIDEO GAMES!

[UristMcWanderer]

Haven't been able to do this before, but...

Running around dodging the fists of dozens of zombies in Town, I gather about 1.5k points. I decide to hit up the Box, and it decides to give me a really good Light Machine Gun. I the proceed to use said LMG to rack up enough points to grab a full set of incredibly helpful perks (most notably health-up and speed-reload perks) and a submachine gun off the wall.

After killing enough of the blue-eyed flesh-eaters, I find out I have ~6000 points. I walk into the abandoned pub to buy the Galvaknuckles off the wall. I can insta-kill in melee for longer now!

Perforating the hordes more extensively, I amass ~7k--enough to upgrade a gun. I hop into the lava, drop my LMG into the upgrade machine, hop out, wait a few seconds, hop back in, and bask in the glory of my second Pack-A-Punched gun. Killing another reasonably-sized horde, I can spend enough to upgrade my SMG. I do so, and use that for a fair amount of time; I like my upgraded guns!!


I died rather quickly, at round 13, but I've never been that successful before.

Spoiler: Perk Info (click to show/hide)

I usually use this set of perks.

Jugger-nog: Triples your health; you can take six hits instead of two before going down.
Speed Cola: Cuts reload times in half. Very helpful with guns that have a long reload (RPD, HAMR, etc)
Stamin'-Up: Makes you run either faster or longer that normal. Not really helpful, to be honest. I replace it with a different perk.
Double Tap 2.0: Increases rate-of-fire for any guns (if it's semi-auto, you can fire it faster than normal), and turns one bullet into two, effectively doubling damage dealt. Fairly helpful on later rounds.
Quick Revive: Really only useful when playing with others. I take this in favor of Stamin'-Up on Multiplayer. As its name suggests, you can revive downed players much faster.
Tombstone Soda: When you get downed or die on a round, there will be a power-up-like gravestone floating where you died. Respawning next round and collecting that power-up gives you back any points, perks, and weapons you had when you died. It takes up a spot for another, more useful perk AFAIK, but it can really help if you had good guns and perks.

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Call of Duty: Black Ops II Zombies
Town/Survival

The Pack-A-Punch is right in the lava, but it's no problem if you've got Jugger-nog and good hand-eye coordination. The SLDG HAMR and the MP115 Kollider are fairly good if you can survive longer. Speed Cola can really help with the former (it makes you reload faster, and LMGs typically take forever to reload)

[Lightningfalcon]

I'm heading towards my patrol area at AM17, and I encounter two merchant ships next to each other.  I emerge about 1km south of them, and rapidly close, taking one out of the picture almost immidiatly.  The other one slowly sinks, starts to look like the Titanic, and then an ammunition bunker, or something, detonated, and the whole ship blew apart.   I then continue on with my patrol, going around the Emerald Isles, and I get a radio message about a nearby convoy.  I do some math and plot an intercept course, which puts me right at a 90 degree angle with their heading, in a major storm at night.  The convoy had at least four destoryers, which were spaced around the convoy, and seven or so merchant ships.  I then do some more math, come up with a second intercept course, and submerge to thirty fleet, and go ahead at full.  After a set amount of minutes, I surface right in the middle of the convoy, with two cargo ships right in front of me, a passenger liner right behind me, and a tanker to my right.  I quickly fire two torpedoes each at the cargo ships, fire my aft torp at the passenger liner, and submerged for two minutes.  I then resurface to find one of the ships destoryed, and I fire off my last three torpedoes at the tanker and cargo ship, destorying the tanker.  I then returned to base and was awarded a medal.

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Silent Hunter III, doing random patrols.

[Graknorke]

Now I'm sad that I can't run Silent Hunter 3; something to do with Win7 64 bit.
*grumbles*

[Azated]

Flying in my IL-2 with a full complement of 8 RS-132 rockets and 4 100kg bombs, I decide to target a destroyer. I know form experience that if I aim carefully, I can sink it in one pass.

I fly up to an altitude of about 5000 to avoid the enemy fighters, then dive when I move over the fleet. As soon as I get close enough, I drop all my bombs, fire off all my missiles and load a few dozen cannon rounds into the thing.

Unfortunately, some of the missiles missed and cannons can't make up for their damage, so the ship remains. As I try to pull up, a Hurricane comes up behind me and shreds my left wing, pulling it clear off the fuselage of my plane. I spin out of control and crash into the destroyer, sinking it. As it happens, that was the only enemy destroyer remaining and my death wins the game for our team.

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War Thunder

[Angel Of Death]

I managed to win Reelism, despite having two hell knight/baron slots flipped during the last stages. The imp tank was surprisingly easy, due to infighting with barons.

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Reelism, an awesome mod for Doom 2 (now with co-op support!)

[Reudh]

Managed to stabilise a fort wide tantrum spiral.

I only lost 130 dwarves, including Scriver, Adwarf, Tiruin and others.

[tryrar]

Was playing in my Covenanter, spawned on westfield on normal. I climb the leftside hill over by the bridge, and along with the others on their flank, repel and destroy the few tanks going that way. Now, at this moment, our flank in the center village evaporates, so the rest all fall back to protect base, but I decide to help by going on an arty hunt. Clinging to the hills, I manage to sneak into their opposing base, take out the m5a1 that spotted and chased me (the bofors is pretty awesome, being clip-based and all, though it helped he was only at half health), and hen proceed to destroy the m37 and bison raining shells down on our defenders(shotgunning a light tank can be really hard!). I complete my ownage by being the only guy in the enemy cap zone, grabbing me invader!

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World of tanks, natch

[raptorfangamer]

After a long battle and many tries, luck shined on me and I killed player two.
Expected to fall off the arena three times on the course of the battle. but I did it, I burned that haxoring bastard to death

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Reelism. Tank slot is amazing. Eyeslot? lag.

[pisskop]

Spoiler: One of the most intense CIV games I've played in a while (click to show/hide)

Playing as the Burger King.  Started in the depths if the jungle.  Not good for growth, jungle chokes out food and requires an expensive tech to rush to (iron working) and takes a while to chop down.  I scout out the area and find Victoria and Monty as my neighbors.  Crap, well at least Vicki will probably keep Monty busy for a small time.  Directly behind them (I was on the southern end of the continent, no civs south) is Japan (Toki) and Isi of Spain.  Directly behind them is Augustus Caesar and Persia.  Napolean and Germany are off on an isle to the west of Japan.

I run to aestetics after fishing and bronzeworking.  I skip alphabet (mistake was thinking somebody else beside Rome and Victoria would research it and trade aestetics/iron for it) and go for the SoZ, which helps ward off warmongers.  I swarm out workers and clear all the jungle, putting at least 2 farms per city and cottages everywhere.

Monty, about the time of my wonder, demands clams from me.  I pay tribute and he attacks Toki.  He then asks Rome to help, and the two seem to have their way. . . until Japan starts taking both of their cities.

Come medeval age, Vicki spreads her religion to me.  I spread it over myself, kick up the spying on her, and find she is a small nation.  Just before she nabs the AP, I switch religions to hers and brute her out for the papal position.  Then I declare war on her and eliminate her, taking the city.  I use it to successfully spread Taoism to all states within my continent, despite there being 4 others present.

Toki vassels Monty and halves Roman city count.  Rome peace vassels to me and I ram into Toki with my Muskets.  Spain joins and Napolean does too until Fredrick of germany crushes him.  I vassel Spain and the three cities of Japan left, leaving Cyrus to beg for my protection.  I accept.

Spoiler: Post-Astro (click to show/hide)

The world:  Asoka dying to Stalin on island 1, Wang Kong and Gilgamesh on island 2 off the continent of Shaka.  Yes.  Looking at the city names, Shaka started on a continent with Mansa Musa, Haty of Egypt, Mehed II, and Sitting Bull.   Fuuuuck.  The only one of the group I'd respect in a fight early game is Mehed, maybe Sitting Bull for defense.

I declare on Stalin, suck up to Shaka.  Shaka and Fredrick go to war, Fredick with Gilgamesh and Shaka with Wang Kong.  Shaka and Fredi win, while I take Stalin heartlands.  Then Cyrus renigs and tries to break free, so I cancel Stalin war and capitulate Cyrus.  Can't leave him lying around for Shaka to gain land on my continent.

Fredrick vassels Stalin and then then he and Shaka militrize like its nobody's business.  They have more land then me at this point and givin the difficulty more money and more everything but intelligence.  Fredrick being off my coast is my natural choice for ally.  But, by refusing his earlier wars I damned myself to his 'pleased' zone.  Ai attacks at plaeased.  Shaka declares on me while he peaces with Fredi, and Rushes a stack of tanks to my land.  He takes two cities while my fleet was on its way to his land.  I take one, but am hurting for troops, having to caution myself agaist Fredrick and keep my core cities staffed and attacking Shaka. 

Spoiler: End-game (click to show/hide)

Rome and Toki to the rescue!  They raze the city (one of the corperation capitals was in it, damnit) but Shaka is repeled.

Meanwhile I raze two of his 33 cities, and capture one more.  My fleet is superior to his, but his army is vastly bigger than mine.  So I build the Manhatten project and tech lasers.  I nuke the living daylights of of Shaka, targeting his rich lands (full of gold and floodplains).  He offered me two cities and all his gold to peace when he is rated at 1.76 times my power!   I refuse, and switch from police state to universal suffrage.  Fredrick gives me a relations boost ofr it, and delcares on Shaka!  I take my army that was forestalling his invasion (and he was building, I could see the army of panzers) and clip more of shaka.  Then I start building spaceships parts.  Fredrick and I went neck and neck for spaceship parts until I sent spys over to destroy buildings.  Fredrick caught them and dropped back to pleased, but I had won spaceship!  Whoo!  Fu Shaka and Fredi!

My score was 65k. . . wish I had remembered Fredi's favorite civic beforehand. . .

[stabbymcstabstab]

Was running down the side of a mountain under massive Sniper and Mg fire then comes a heli buzzing me I feeld down prone and fired a shot from my rifle, I got a double head shot at around 200 meters causing it to crash into the side of a building kill two more. then later in the same match shot a pilot out of his heli again and landed flat enough so we could capture it.

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Battlefield 3 at Donomvo Peak.

[Greiger]

Having my best cataclysm game ever.  Just hit Summer day 1.  While I've lasted longer once before, this character is far better equipped than that one ever was.  Enough guns and ammo to arm a micronation, An entire tile capacity's worth of mutagen and purifier, 6 chunks of royal jelly, a nearby bee's nest that can easily be raided for honey in case of a food emergency, a small lake nearby for water to be purified, a custom built garage for my 'Battletrike' Which is a heavily armed large wheel 2.5L tricycle.  Covered in blades and spiked plating. and a whole bunch of convenient mutations and Bionics.

Mutations:
Full Night vision, Infravision, Smart, Spots, Light Sensitive, Deformed, Beak

Bionics:
Solar Panels, Ethanol Burner, Internal Furnace, Integrated Toolset, Internal Storage, Air Filtration System, Alloy Plating-Torso, Diamond Cornea, Targeting System.

And a Savage 111F++++ (Gyroscopic Stabilizer, Silencer, M203, Sniper Conversion)

I am a Nocturnal Dark Angel of Zombie Death.   I could be a marvel superhero.

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Cataclysm DDA

I just headshot a squirrel from 2 map tiles away.