as in you copulated with a squidman whose reproductive cycle has nothing to do with yours?
Yes. I tugged his tentacles. I'm not making that up either.
EDIT: Playing modded Vicky 3, just a mod that releases every nation.
I was trying to form Germany. It's painful, because you don't have any vassals, nobody's in your market, and everyone fucking hates you all the time. Some reason the mod breaks AI somewhat and they all turn super fucking protective of everyone else.
So, how did I fix that? I beelined military techs, got lasseiz-faire to maximise AI construction, sold off all my barracks to remake them with line infantry (No ability to create ammo at first, so it was horrifically expensive to keep the original army), and just keep. Building. An army.
I had the largest army in Europe, still failed a lot of wars due to the AI getting mysterious defence/offence bonuses despite nothing obvious causing them to gain both, as well as being ganged up on every time I did a war. I had to take out Austria in a 4 year long war, 90% of which was fought in a 5 mile gap between our border and a lake (I was against Austria, Two Sicilies (Who had take 2/3 of Italy), Croatia (Sold off to get TS involved) and Slovakia) and cost 300k lives on my side and about 250k on theirs.
Then was Westphalia.
They were fucking horrific. Large army despite a shit economy, their army was receiving unknown bonuses to the extent they were approaching double my strength, and a complex web of defensive pacts. I never took them out in the end, what happened was I drew them into a war by attacking their allies and kicked them out of the unification race, barely. Then I unified Germany, by which point I'd absorbed so many OPMs and minor powers that my army increased by about 150%. France got involved, England got involved, every other German state got involved, Slovakia, Slovenia Austria, Bohemia...
Still, I had a tough enough army to deal with them, and enough debt capacity to have my army well upgraded and fully mobilised without defaulting. I had to give up on France, Westphalia was still independent because the game ignored them in the unification play for some reason, Austria never got taken oddly enough. So I wound up sans Westphalia and Austria, but I had Bohemia. Basically I was playing fat Germany.