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In the title.

Awesome Elves
- 9 (13.2%)
Pansy Dwarves
- 8 (11.8%)
Poser Elves
- 22 (32.4%)
Dwarves who like to play dressup with elf skin
- 23 (33.8%)
Other (Comment)
- 6 (8.8%)

Total Members Voted: 68


Author Topic: Awesome Elves, or Pansy Dwarves?  (Read 1088 times)

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Awesome Elves, or Pansy Dwarves?
« on: April 27, 2011, 10:28:48 pm »
A civilization with the name: The Tree of Mining.

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Re: Awesome Elves, or Pansy Dwarves?
« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2011, 10:31:51 pm »
Not really enough information. Sounds like elves, though since it sounds like elves it's bound to be dwarves.

Anyway, it sounds like Awesome Elves in my opinion.
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Re: Awesome Elves, or Pansy Dwarves?
« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2011, 10:36:07 pm »
The thing is, i'm trying to get you to make a decision solely by the name.
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Re: Awesome Elves, or Pansy Dwarves?
« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2011, 10:41:11 pm »
Pansy Dwarves.

That is all.
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Re: Awesome Elves, or Pansy Dwarves?
« Reply #4 on: April 27, 2011, 10:45:01 pm »
Poser Elves. Dwarfism is probably a fad this year and the pointy-eared fops are all over it. Next year, when Goblinism comes back in fashion, they'll be the Tree of Snots. Fucking posers.
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Re: Awesome Elves, or Pansy Dwarves?
« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2011, 02:54:04 am »
I don't know. Sounds like Awesome Dwarves to me. the image I keep getting is the same image I had for a D&D campeign I was going to run but then never was where the players game is based around this hollow in the earth that was once a major fort of contention between the Dwarves and the goblins until some greater god or other power got annoyed and crushed it with a "Massive Stone From the Heavens". The stone turned out to be a Yggdrasil Nut/Seed and the war shifted from "Who controls this tunnel hub" to "Who can control the freaking god tree sapling!"

so ya Epic Dwarves.
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Re: Awesome Elves, or Pansy Dwarves?
« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2011, 07:30:09 am »
Sounds like humans trying to make nice with the elves and dwarves at the same time.
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Re: Awesome Elves, or Pansy Dwarves?
« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2011, 08:24:18 am »
Remember that "trees" includes underground giant mushrooms.

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Re: Awesome Elves, or Pansy Dwarves?
« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2011, 11:21:23 am »
Dwarves with a love of tower cap and fungiwood logs. Considering how many dangers said dwarves would have to face in the Underworld to get those logs, I don't think I can count them as "pansies."
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Re: Awesome Elves, or Pansy Dwarves?
« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2011, 11:23:23 am »
It's clearly a dwarven civilisation built around a massive tree of mined obsidian constructed for the sole purpose of mocking the elves. Hence, 'awesome dwarves'.
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Re: Awesome Elves, or Pansy Dwarves?
« Reply #10 on: April 28, 2011, 12:51:05 pm »
Quote from: KillerClowns on April 28, 2011, 11:21:23 am
Dwarves with a love of tower cap nether cap and fungiwood blood thorn logs. Considering how many dangers said dwarves would have to face in the Underworld to get those logs, I don't think I can count them as "pansies."

Those are both cavern 1 trees. Nether-caps and blood thorns are way down at the bottom where the danger is greatest.
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