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Author Topic: RTPJ: Tis belongs to Schil now. Have fun.  (Read 89610 times)

choobakka

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Re: RTPJ: Turn 34: Strike to the right leg!
« Reply #540 on: May 29, 2011, 10:31:33 am »
Hey Schil? You're gonna be fighting the Tarrasque now...
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Re: RTPJ: Turn 34: Strike to the right leg!
« Reply #541 on: May 29, 2011, 10:34:36 am »
Quote from: choobakka on May 29, 2011, 10:31:33 am
Hey Schil? You're gonna be fighting the Tarrasque now...

No, I'm going to be hunting down Tarrasque and producing a cloak from their pelts. Part of The Plan, you see. How big are one of those things anyhow?
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Quote from: dragonshardz on December 25, 2011, 01:55:12 pm
WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
Quote from: Rentorian on October 31, 2011, 12:02:31 pm
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: RTPJ: Turn 34: Strike to the right leg!
« Reply #542 on: May 29, 2011, 10:43:56 am »
The tarrasque is 70 feet long and 50 feet tall, and it weighs about 130 tons. And there's only one of them.
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Re: RTPJ: Turn 34: Strike to the right leg!
« Reply #543 on: May 29, 2011, 10:47:48 am »
Quote from: choobakka on May 29, 2011, 10:43:56 am
The tarrasque is 70 feet long and 50 feet tall, and it weighs about 130 tons. And there's only one of them.

Only 70 feet? Darn, I need at least 4 miles. I guess I'll just wear it myself, maybe give the Emet some Tarresque leather seats. If there's only one, shouldn't it be a proper noun?

Well, it'll be good eating. Except I don't eat. And I can probably use its bones.

I'll just skin a few sandworms then.
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Quote from: dragonshardz on December 25, 2011, 01:55:12 pm
WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
Quote from: Rentorian on October 31, 2011, 12:02:31 pm
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: RTPJ: Turn 34: Strike to the right leg!
« Reply #544 on: May 29, 2011, 10:48:33 am »
Why do you need a four-mile-long strip of leather? :o Do i want to know?
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Re: RTPJ: Turn 34: Strike to the right leg!
« Reply #545 on: May 29, 2011, 10:49:22 am »
Quote from: choobakka on May 29, 2011, 10:48:33 am
Why do you need a four-mile-long strip of leather? :o Do i want to know?

For a... Nah, I'm not going to tell you. But you should be able to figure it out with some thinking.

EDIT:

Technically, it only needs to be one mile long. But it also needs to be wider than it is long...
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Quote from: dragonshardz on December 25, 2011, 01:55:12 pm
WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
Quote from: Rentorian on October 31, 2011, 12:02:31 pm
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: RTPJ: Turn 34: Strike to the right leg!
« Reply #546 on: May 29, 2011, 10:53:25 am »
You're using it as a net to catch stuff? Like cities?
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Re: RTPJ: Turn 34: Strike to the right leg!
« Reply #547 on: May 29, 2011, 10:55:28 am »
Quote from: choobakka on May 29, 2011, 10:53:25 am
You're using it as a net to catch stuff? Like cities?

Nonononono. It was really just an afterthought. Try inspecting my last few posts carefully.
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Quote from: dragonshardz on December 25, 2011, 01:55:12 pm
WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
Quote from: Rentorian on October 31, 2011, 12:02:31 pm
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: RTPJ: Turn 34: Strike to the right leg!
« Reply #548 on: May 29, 2011, 10:56:45 am »
Oh. Oh my god. You're building a mecha. The leather will be its cloak. Oh... A mile-tall mecha? Why do you need a city-mech? You'll need more than nine people to operate it, you know...
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Re: RTPJ: Turn 34: Strike to the right leg!
« Reply #549 on: May 29, 2011, 10:58:25 am »
Quote from: choobakka on May 29, 2011, 10:56:45 am
Oh. Oh my god. You're building a mecha. The leather will be its cloak. Oh...

Eyup.

A one mile tall steel & myrthil golem.

Quote from: choobakka on May 29, 2011, 10:56:45 am
A mile-tall mecha? Why do you need a city-mech? You'll need more than nine people to operate it, you know...

No I won't. I have a plan. The Plan.
« Last Edit: May 29, 2011, 11:12:03 am by Schilcote »
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Quote from: dragonshardz on December 25, 2011, 01:55:12 pm
WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
Quote from: Rentorian on October 31, 2011, 12:02:31 pm
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: RTPJ: Turn 34: Strike to the right leg!
« Reply #550 on: May 29, 2011, 11:24:13 am »
NO. Bad Schil. No putting your consciousness into anything bigger than a house.  >:( ...So epic if this works... SO. MOTHERFUCKING. EPIC.
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Re: RTPJ: Turn 34: Strike to the right leg!
« Reply #551 on: May 29, 2011, 07:39:14 pm »
Doesn't Tarrasque regenerate from otherwise fatal wounds? You could harvest all you need, then open a rather profitable business selling ☼Tarrasque leather hooded cloaks☼ for adventurers with a superior fashion sense.
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Re: RTPJ: Turn 34: Strike to the right leg!
« Reply #552 on: May 30, 2011, 09:08:30 am »
Quote from: Nirur Torir on May 29, 2011, 07:39:14 pm
Doesn't Tarrasque regenerate from otherwise fatal wounds? You could harvest all you need, then open a rather profitable business selling ☼Tarrasque leather hooded cloaks☼ for adventurers with a superior fashion sense.

I dunno. I'm too Lawful Good to just go around repeatedly skinning things alive. Maybe if we sedated it first.

Also, you may need to AI D. Rex.
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Quote from: dragonshardz on December 25, 2011, 01:55:12 pm
WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
Quote from: Rentorian on October 31, 2011, 12:02:31 pm
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: RTPJ: Turn 34: Strike to the right leg!
« Reply #553 on: May 30, 2011, 09:36:52 am »
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Re: RTPJ: Turn 34: Strike to the right leg!
« Reply #554 on: May 31, 2011, 12:15:07 pm »
Mother fucking stab those tentacles
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