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[Schilcote]

Nod and allow the procedure.

Also accept the money, then head out and execute the following program (in order of priority, highest to lowest):

1. If the group travels to another town or a plot-relevant location in town, follow them.
2. Attempt to procure transport, preferably something sufficiently steampunky and mechanical.
2b. If such a machine can not be procured, compute the costs involved (both time and money) and make a proposal to the group.
3. Keep the party out of trouble.
4. If someone in my perceptual range is assaulted in some manner, help. Especially if they are a member of the party.
2c. If there are not enough resources available to me to purchase/create mechanical transport, attempt to gain those resources by performing 'odd jobs'.
5. Attempt to upgrade my equipment or, if the risks are low enough, myself.
6. Accept and complete any sidequests.

This should be my default program.

[Riccto]

That seems to work. Also. Mad Alchemist + Golem = Tons of FUN

[Schilcote]

That seems to work. Also. Mad Alchemist + Golem = Tons of FUN

Temporary addendum 3b: Especially Riccto.

[SeriousConcentrate]

Axolisin glared at the ring like it had mortally offended him as he slipped it back onto his finger. "Thanks," he said morosely. Maybe if I survive this I can hock it for some cash. A ring allowing travel between planes has gotta be worth something. The golem, the Orc, and the robed guy had left, leaving him with the Aasimar and the only member of the group uglier than the Orc. Ax got to his feet and sighed. "We're gonna have barrels of fun, aren't we?" he asked no one in particular as he put his hands behind his head. "Well anyway, you two go do what you like. I'm going to go get equipment." He left for the markets, looking for some leather armor. He'd steal it if he thought he had the chance, but if he had to pay for it he would grudgingly do so and whine about a price hike for Tieflings that probably didn't exist.

[Riccto]

That seems to work. Also. Mad Alchemist + Golem = Tons of FUN

Temporary addendum 3b: Especially Riccto.

I DONT KNOW HOW TO REACT TO THAT.

[Schilcote]

That seems to work. Also. Mad Alchemist + Golem = Tons of FUN

Temporary addendum 3b: Especially Riccto.

I DONT KNOW HOW TO REACT TO THAT.

Say "Thank you for trying to prevent me from accidentally setting myself on fire Mr. Golem"?

[Riccto]

"But I wanted a flamethrower! FLAMETHROWER GOLEM."

[Nirur Torir]

If quaffing a potion doesn't require a standard roll ({1-2} - You dump the potion out on the ground and shatter/grind the glass vial into your neck wound. You die), I'll look for a potion shop.
Otherwise, I'll look for a magical trinket shop I think I remember reading about, with a rude merchant (Can't trust the polite and patient crafter-retailers of magic items).
On the way, I'll think and see if I can remember any non-standard laws this city has.

As I was presumably sent here by my order, showing it the holy symbol probably wouldn't do anything. I'll use a ring instead.

Is anyone else worried that I can detect evil by hitting it with a sword? Because it worries me.

Does it tell you with a friendly bleep when its evil and a "YOU PSYCHOPATH" when it isn't?

Evil people tend to die more messily. Non-evil people have a chance of living if they have a healing potion on hand.

[Schilcote]

"But I wanted a flamethrower! FLAMETHROWER GOLEM."

"As long as you let me hold it."

[Riccto]

"But I wanted a flamethrower! FLAMETHROWER GOLEM."

"As long as you let me hold it."

"Of Course you hold it! They are built in! Along with cupPOTIONholders

[Schilcote]

"But I wanted a flamethrower! FLAMETHROWER GOLEM."

"As long as you let me hold it."

"Of Course you hold it! They are built in! Along with cupPOTIONholders

"I support this."

[Riccto]

"But I wanted a flamethrower! FLAMETHROWER GOLEM."

"As long as you let me hold it."

"Of Course you hold it! They are built in! Along with cupPOTIONholders

"I support this."

"Now hold still while I put the rims on"

[Schilcote]

Allow Riccto to modify me, though try to keep him from doing anything too stupid.

[Riccto]

Um I cant do any modifying yet. I dont even have any supplies.

[Schilcote]

Um I cant do any modifying yet. I dont even have any supplies.

You have an alchemy kit, and 50 monetary units.

I bet you could also find a thaumaturge who would be very excited to have a look at such an advanced golem as myself.