Look for the Paladin
Look for rare Air Plane Reagents, Find Vorticies
(5) You find an alchemists shop specializing in rare ingredients! It looks like they have some bottled Smoke (found where the Air and Fire planes connect - you could make your flamethrower a LOT more powerful with some of this) for 35 gp, some Cloud (air & water - good for inhaled poisons as a base) for 35 gp, and some Dust (Air and - you guessed it - Earth - good for enhancing spells) for 20 gp.
Ordinarily, I'd be a bit worried about this sort of thing.
I go intangible and jump to the elemental plane of earth.
I wonder if lawful good means he might respect my authority. If he listens to me he might become a whole lot more useful.
Anarchy can not be allowed on a ship; thus my character would be under your authority while on board, so long as his unknown code of ethics aren't broken.
(2) You are in much too much pain to go intangible, but they didn't take your ring, and this looks like a sizeable chunk of rock, so there might be a portal to the plane of Earth nearby. (4) You will your ring to send you to the plane of earth, and you feel a wrenching sensation. (1) You seem to have landed in the middle of a Duregar encampment. You know, those evil dwarves? Right. (6) The planejump seems to have reenergized you, though, and you are ready to take these Dwarves out in the name of Imho! (6) And none of the scumvermin have noticed you yet! Perfect...
See if'n I can't "procu'e" Some o' dem'sey weapons fo' da' emet'
Hmm... Cannons make everything better, right? Right! (1) AAAH!!! NOT WHEN THEY'RE BEING FIRED AT YOU!!! Note to self: just because they don't go on water doesn't mean they're lazy pirates. (2) (dodge:3) They fire at you, but thankfully miss. (5) You run back to the Exploda, grab the Tiefling and the Golem, and flee back to Emet. (5) It looks like you lost the air pirates, too.
BULLSH-
Find boat, notice Paladin is missing, search for him for half an hour, give up and head to vorticies, find plot.
(4) Hey! We left the Science officer and the
female male BD back in Airporte! Oh, and the whiny pally left. Whatever.
(AI:6) Hey! Those pirates are attacking the orc! Get them!
(3) You jump at the pirate ship. (6+1) You latch on to the side using your cleverly disguised claws, and pull yourself onto the deck, ripping a large chunk out of it! (5) The pirates are too stunned to do anything.
Statuses:
Species: Mutant
Description: A "Being" That stands like a man, the size of a man, but covered with horrible burns and an alchemists robe
Profession: Alchemist/Mad Scientest
Background: He once was a man. Atleast he thinks so. But what he does remember is his knack for mixing up chemicals and herbs, always trying to find that perfect mix. But he has suffered his fair share of accidents in the lab
Home Plane: Astral Plane
Abilities:
Master Alchemist,
Mad Alchemist,
Astral Denizen,
Well-ReadMutations:
Alchemical Immunities,
Four Arms,
Inventory:
Bottle Sling,
Good Chemistry Set,
Leather Robes,
Phial of enchanted gas,
Flamethrower, Iron Dagger, 50 gp
Spells:
Spined HandsName: Axolisin Sathael. He prefers being called Ax or Sin since he thinks it's awesome.
Species: Tiefling
Description: Short, pale, and skinny. He stands about 5'5 and 120 pounds. His hair and eyes are pure black and his pure white skin has light gray spots across it. His horns are goat-like. He spends a lot of time moping and figures since he's just so mistreated he can do whatever he wants.
Profession: Thief
Background: He's been kicked around his entire life as you might expect and resorted to thievery since Tieflings are branded as thieves and untrustworthy anyway. He's very small time and hasn't progressed much beyond mugging, purse stealing, pickpocketing, and robbing the poor.
Home Plane: Plane of Shadow
Inventory:
Steel Daggers,
Throwing Daggers,
Cheap Lockpicks,
Black Leather Armor,
Magic Ring, 150 gp
Abilities:
Burglar,
Good Eyes,
Denizen of ShadowHealth: Fine
Species: Golem
Description: Created as a result of DRUNK THAUMATOLOGY!. Was intended to have humanlike personality and intellgence. Doesn't talk much, but isn't stupid. Has no goals of his own besides survival, goes around helping people with various things for lack of a better purpose. Will do anything asked of him unless he has a reason not to (if it conflicts with an existing goal or his basic morality). Lawful Good (as in lawful as the opposite of chaotic). Extremely logical and unemotional. Dislikes entropic behavior. Is good with machines (clockwork and a bit of early steam power, I guess).
When he does talk, it sounds something like the above paragraph.
Profession: None. See above. Requires no food and builds his own shelter, and has very little interest in material goods.
Background: See description.
Home Plane: Material Plane.
Inventory:
Iron Maul,
Toolkit, 15 gp,
Magitek ManualsAbilities:
Pneumatic Joints,
Simple Personality,
Material Plane Denizen,
Oh Captain My CaptainHealth: Fine
Species: Mutant
Description: An ugly looking mutant who hates most people. Permanantly disguised as a beautiful woman.
Profession: A guard to a local inn.
Background: Created in a magic experiment gone wrong, he escaped and decided to live his live in a nearby city.
Home Plane: Material Plane
Mutations:
Rhinocerous Skin,
Claw Hands[acronym]
Abilities: Alcoholism, Brawler, Material Plane Denizen, Curse of Beauty
Inventory: Half-Brick in a Sock, 3 Empty Beer Bottles, Concealing clothes, Cursed Brass Knuckles
This character brought to you thanks to the wonderful racial descriptions.
Species: Aasimar
Description: Lawful Neutral, almost Lawful Stupid. He firmly believes in the tenets of his faith, and is willing to die to uphold them.
Profession: Paladin.
Background: His people believe themselves to be the only true guardians of the material plane; the best way to help the mortal inhabitants of said plane is by not touching anything. Obviously this is what The Creator had in mind, and any who meddle in the plane, and therefore blaspheme The Creator, are to be punished severely.
After three decades of military service (doing nothing), he has been sent out as a sort of test to determine the extent of the planer distortion, fix it if possible, find the perpetrators, deliver justice, then report back.
Home Plane: Ethereal Plane.
Abilities:
Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking,
Righteous Fury,
Ethereal Denizen,
Avatar of ImhoInventory:
Holy Longsword,
Mass-Produced Holy Symbol,
Full Plate Armor,
Enchanted Ring, 50 gp
Name: Jo'Ldza (Big Jo)
Species: Orc
Description: We'sn orcs may be deesa jerks, but we's still hassda jobs. I'mn A big ork. Got'sa bald head, with red eyes and wella build a'ms. I'sa been a kaptain for more dan' twenn'y yea's. I 'elp keep the balance wit' mah krew.
Profession: Kaptain of an orc sailing ship
Background: Grew up on a sailing boat with his brother, who was also a kaptain. inherited kaptain'ism and crew from his brother when he died.
Home Plane: Water Plane
Abilities:
Sailor,
Swashbuckler Water Plane Denizen,
Dinghy PilotInventory:
Rapier,
Grappling Hook,
Pirate Outfit,
Magic Coin Necklace,
Paralyzing Poison (5 uses), 20 gp
Allies:
You kind of made his house into your flying machine, so he decided to tag along. He is now going all fangirl over Schilcote, who he sees as almost a demigod of mechanics.
Abilities:
Master Mechanic,
Old ManInventory: The entire contents of his house, which you made into a flying machine.
Vehicles:
The house part belongs to the gnome mechanic, the flying mechanism belongs to Schilcote, the fueling system was made by Riccto. It runs on air and can easily break the sound barrier. It will almost never break. Schilcote can planejump the ship, but will have -1 on all actions in the next turn.
First floor: Workshop, door outside, kitchen
Second Floor: Nirur's room, Spare bedroom, Engine room
Third floor: Spare bedroom, cockpit, Iali Boltcut's room, ladder to roof
Roof: Pouting TieflingAx's "room"
Bought by Schilcote to keep Big Jo happy. Flies as fast as you can row it (with the orc alone? Pretty fast.), enchantment is permanent.
Bdthemag, your character is going to do more and more ridiculous things until he/she dies if you don't play soon.