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[Nirur Torir]

The Alchemist wandered over to the Paladin, smirking slightly as he prepare to assist him "Not so high a mighty now Eh? Hehehhehe."

I'm pretty sure that nobody saw my character getting run over by this tourist ship.

[Riccto]

Oh. Wow. I thought you kinda splatted right next to us. 

[Schilcote]

WHARS THE TURN CHOO

[choobakka]

two people haven't posted yet.

[Riccto]

Would search for intresting/plot related stuff

[Schilcote]

two people haven't posted yet.

Order the stragglers to follow me in my search for plot advancement.

[ggamer]

I'sa f'llow da' groop.

[Bdthemag]

Attempt to find plot

[Schilcote]

WHARS THE TURN CHOO

[choobakka]

Ax looked over the brochure. Mmm. They can't spell, so they gotta be dumb. It should be easy to fleece them for all they're worth. He was definitely amused by the concept, although you couldn't tell it to look at him. "All right, any of you guys want anything? I'll go see if I can acquire a few things," he said, accenting 'acquire' in such a manner that even the dumbest person on the planes could tell he was planning thievery.

Attempt to steal one item for each person that asks, and steal some throwing daggers for myself.

...Wait, can Riccto make some kind of bladed boomerang I can throw and have it return to me?

The Alchemist leans over by Ax, his head by his ear "Can you get for me the kind of stuff an Alchemist will need. I figure you know what I am talking about yes?"
And it would be a Boomerang...WITH RIMS.

Well, since the Alchemist is the only one who wants something... Something for yourself first though. (4+1) You grab some good throwing daggers from a weapon shop, and walk out. Nobody notices. (3+1) Finding some alchemy equipment is a little harder, but you get some for the alchemist and find your way back to the group.

"Broken .. bones .. help."

Note to self: Don't try to fly on altered gravity worlds without first testing how it affects one's natural flight. (I do have wings, right?)

No wings. You do have golden skin though. (1) The tourists flee the room. Great. (2-2) Hey, at least you passed out... (1) You wake up. You can't move. And you see a large demonic statue over you. (4-2) You still feel awful. And you hear chanting. "Oh great world-devourer, please take this virgin sacrifice and spare our plane your wrath." And then the chanting. The demonic chanting. Oh look, a sacrificial knife! Fun!

Find plot!

(2) You completely fail to find any plot hooks. (2) And you have no idea where you are. Great...

Statuses:

Spoiler: Riccto (click to show/hide)

Species: Mutant
Description: A "Being" That stands like a man, the size of a man, but covered with horrible burns and an alchemists robe
Profession: Alchemist/Mad Scientest
Background:  He once was a man. Atleast he thinks so. But what he does remember is his knack for mixing up chemicals and herbs, always trying to find that perfect mix. But he has suffered his fair share of accidents in the lab
Home Plane: Astral Plane
Abilities: Master Alchemist, Mad Alchemist, Astral Denizen, Well-Read
Mutations: Alchemical Immunities, Four Arms,
Inventory: Bottle Sling, Good Chemistry Set, Leather Robes, Phial of enchanted gas, Flamethrower 50 gp
Spells: Spined Hands

Spoiler: SeriousConcentrate (click to show/hide)

Name: Axolisin Sathael. He prefers being called Ax or Sin since he thinks it's awesome.
Species: Tiefling
Description: Short, pale, and skinny. He stands about 5'5 and 120 pounds. His hair and eyes are pure black and his pure white skin has light gray spots across it. His horns are goat-like. He spends a lot of time moping and figures since he's just so mistreated he can do whatever he wants.
Profession: Thief
Background: He's been kicked around his entire life as you might expect and resorted to thievery since Tieflings are branded as thieves and untrustworthy anyway. He's very small time and hasn't progressed much beyond mugging, purse stealing, pickpocketing, and robbing the poor.
Home Plane: Plane of Shadow
Inventory: Iron Dagger, Steel Daggers, Throwing Daggers, Cheap Lockpicks, Black Leather Armor, Magic Ring, 150 gp
Abilities: Burglar, Good Eyes, Denizen of Shadow
Health: Fine

Spoiler: Schilcote (click to show/hide)

Species: Golem
Description: Created as a result of DRUNK THAUMATOLOGY!. Was intended to have humanlike personality and intellgence. Doesn't talk much, but isn't stupid. Has no goals of his own besides survival, goes around helping people with various things for lack of a better purpose. Will do anything asked of him unless he has a reason not to (if it conflicts with an existing goal or his basic morality). Lawful Good (as in lawful as the opposite of chaotic). Extremely logical and unemotional. Dislikes entropic behavior. Is good with machines (clockwork and a bit of early steam power, I guess).
When he does talk, it sounds something like the above paragraph.
Profession: None. See above. Requires no food and builds his own shelter, and has very little interest in material goods.
Background: See description.
Home Plane: Material Plane.
Inventory: Iron Maul, Toolkit, 15 gp, Magitek Manuals
Abilities: Pneumatic Joints, Simple Personality, Material Plane Denizen, Oh Captain My Captain
Health: Fine

Spoiler: bdthemag (click to show/hide)

Species: Mutant
Description: An ugly looking mutant who hates most people. Permanantly disguised as a beautiful woman.
Profession: A guard to a local inn.
Background: Created in a magic experiment gone wrong, he escaped and decided to live his live in a nearby city.
Home Plane: Material Plane
Mutations: Rhinocerous Skin, Claw Hands[acronym]
Abilities: Alcoholism, Brawler, Material Plane Denizen, Curse of Beauty
Inventory: Half-Brick in a Sock, 3 Empty Beer Bottles, Concealing clothes, Cursed Brass Knuckles

Spoiler: Nirur Torir (click to show/hide)

This character brought to you thanks to the wonderful racial descriptions.
Species: Aasimar
Description: Lawful Neutral, almost Lawful Stupid. He firmly believes in the tenets of his faith, and is willing to die to uphold them.
Profession: Paladin.
Background: His people believe themselves to be the only true guardians of the material plane; the best way to help the mortal inhabitants of said plane is by not touching anything. Obviously this is what The Creator had in mind, and any who meddle in the plane, and therefore blaspheme The Creator, are to be punished severely.
After three decades of military service (doing nothing), he has been sent out as a sort of test to determine the extent of the planer distortion, fix it if possible, find the perpetrators, deliver justice, then report back.
Home Plane: Ethereal Plane.
Abilities: Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking, Righteous Fury, Ethereal Denizen, Avatar of Imho
Inventory: Holy Longsword, Mass-Produced Holy Symbol, Full Plate Armor, Enchanted Ring, 50 gp

Spoiler: ggamer (click to show/hide)

Name: Jo'Ldza (Big Jo)
Species: Orc
Description: We'sn orcs may be deesa jerks, but we's still hassda jobs. I'mn A big ork. Got'sa bald head, with red eyes and wella build a'ms. I'sa been a kaptain for more dan' twenn'y yea's. I 'elp keep the balance wit' mah krew.
Profession: Kaptain of an orc sailing ship
Background: Grew up on a sailing boat with his brother, who was also a kaptain. inherited kaptain'ism and crew from his brother when he died.
Home Plane: Water Plane
Abilities: Sailor, Swashbuckler Water Plane Denizen, Dinghy Pilot
Inventory: Rapier, Grappling Hook, Pirate Outfit, Magic Coin Necklace, Paralyzing Poison (5 uses), 20 gp

Allies:

Spoiler: Iali Boltcut (click to show/hide)

You kind of made his house into your flying machine, so he decided to tag along. He is now going all fangirl over Schilcote, who he sees as almost a demigod of mechanics.
Abilities: Master Mechanic, Old Man
Inventory: The entire contents of his house, which you made into a flying machine.

Vehicles:

Spoiler: Flying House "Emet" (click to show/hide)

The house part belongs to the gnome mechanic, the flying mechanism belongs to Schilcote, the fueling system was made by Riccto. It runs on air and can easily break the sound barrier. It will almost never break. Schilcote can planejump the ship, but will have -1 on all actions in the next turn.
First floor: Workshop, door outside, kitchen
Second Floor: Nirur's room, Spare bedroom, Engine room
Third floor: Spare bedroom, cockpit, Iali Boltcut's room, ladder to roof
Roof: Pouting TieflingAx's "room"

Spoiler: Magic Dinghy, "Da Masta' Exploda" (click to show/hide)

Bought by Schilcote to keep Big Jo happy. Flies as fast as you can row it (with the orc alone? Pretty fast.), enchantment is permanent.

[Schilcote]

BULLSH-

Find boat, notice Paladin is missing, search for him for half an hour, give up and head to vorticies, find plot.

[Riccto]

Look for the Paladin
Look for rare Air Plane Reagents, Find Vorticies

[Schilcote]

Look for the Paladin

I wouldn't look too hard for him. His ability to fight might come in handy at some point, but when it comes right down to it he's more of a liability than an asset. Although he might become less of a jerk if we save him. Unlikely.

I wonder if lawful good means he might respect my authority. If he listens to me he might become a whole lot more useful.

[Nirur Torir]

Ordinarily, I'd be a bit worried about this sort of thing.

I go intangible and jump to the elemental plane of earth.

I wonder if lawful good means he might respect my authority. If he listens to me he might become a whole lot more useful.

Anarchy can not be allowed on a ship; thus my character would be under your authority while on board, so long as his unknown code of ethics aren't broken.

[ggamer]

Mehbe afta' dis' I kan Take da' masta' exploda' and see if'n I can't upgrade 'er to a yacht o' sometin'