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Author Topic: Which seat can you take?  (Read 3219 times)

Angel Of Death

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Re: Which seat can you take?
« Reply #15 on: April 27, 2011, 05:01:54 pm »
Ask the voice for help. Get out of the glass bowl and steal an axe. Go on an murdering rampage.
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Fniff

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Re: Which seat can you take?
« Reply #16 on: April 27, 2011, 05:02:08 pm »
Smash head against pavement to release the glass bowl.
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Re: Which seat can you take?
« Reply #17 on: April 27, 2011, 05:05:37 pm »
You ask the voice for help. You finally get a good look at him. He's around 15, and kind of cute. If you weren't trapped and starving, you'd probably be really happy to see him
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Re: Which seat can you take?
« Reply #18 on: April 27, 2011, 05:06:26 pm »
Dive on the voice guy and rip his throat out with your teeth. You can then eat him.
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Rebecca Black

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Re: Which seat can you take?
« Reply #19 on: April 27, 2011, 07:02:12 pm »
You don't know if you'd want to do that, even if you could. Thick glass still separates you.
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Angel Of Death

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Re: Which seat can you take?
« Reply #20 on: April 27, 2011, 07:03:11 pm »
Ask the voice guy how to get out of here and where the local album shop is. You want to buy some Judas Priest albums!
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Rebecca Black

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Re: Which seat can you take?
« Reply #21 on: April 27, 2011, 07:06:35 pm »
He takes a long look at the glass before responding.

"It's not that strong. I'm sure your voice one of my hammers could break it. I'll be right."

He walks off, leaving you alone again.
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Re: Which seat can you take?
« Reply #22 on: April 27, 2011, 07:10:53 pm »
Autotune the FUCK out of that glass!
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Re: Which seat can you take?
« Reply #23 on: April 27, 2011, 07:15:03 pm »
Tear off one of my own arms and beat the glass to death with it.

When the glass in unconcious, break its bones so you can escape. Keep the arm to sew or melt back on later.
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Re: Which seat can you take?
« Reply #24 on: April 28, 2011, 01:08:16 am »
Sing Autotune a note at a high enough pitch to shatter the glass.
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Re: Which seat can you take?
« Reply #25 on: April 28, 2011, 03:16:36 am »
Quote from: DinosaurusRex_x on April 28, 2011, 01:08:16 am
Sing Autotune a note at a high enough pitch to shatter the glass.
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Re: Which seat can you take?
« Reply #26 on: April 28, 2011, 06:07:20 am »
>Continue to give grief for an over-done meme that's just based on a mediocre song.


>Find lulz at violent descriptions of a little girl who just sung a mediocre song.


>?????

>Profit?
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Re: Which seat can you take?
« Reply #27 on: April 28, 2011, 03:36:07 pm »
Summon above poster with cookies or something. Tanks eat cookies right?

Then use the power of the tank to destroy the floor beneath us and tunnel out.
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Re: Which seat can you take?
« Reply #28 on: April 29, 2011, 08:21:01 am »
Preface commands for Strife with Strf


>Strf: Stand by for action.
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Re: Which seat can you take?
« Reply #29 on: May 08, 2011, 06:44:03 pm »
>Strife26: Hijack thread.


>Summon tank with cookies.

You feel your hopelessness and distress building. If only someone would actually *help* you. The power of that distress summon the anthropomorphic guardian of crazy, white knighting militarism. You see the squat, ominous form of the Main Battle Tank crest the horizon and head in your direction.

It close within a few meters of your glass prison, confining you to a life of mediocrity. The mighty turret spins around as the tank charges against the sloped glass. As the 72 tons of heck impact, cracks spider-web throughout your restrainer, before one side shatters. Your savior backs away, allowing you a path out. The clouds move in the sky, and a bright beam of sunlight shines on the tank.

You have met Strife26, a M1A2 SEP2 TUSK Abrams (modified, other-worldly). The hatch on top of the tank opens of it's own accord. What do you do?



((Yeah, I kinda channeled twilight a bit there. Totally intention, of course))
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