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Rebecca Black

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Which seat can you take?
« on: April 27, 2011, 03:44:40 pm »
There is a car. There's a front seat, and there's a back seat. Which do you take?
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Re: Which seat can you take?
« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2011, 04:03:02 pm »
Backseat.
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Re: Which seat can you take?
« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2011, 04:14:56 pm »
Backseat. You should then strangle the driver and beat your friends to death with his corpse.
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Re: Which seat can you take?
« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2011, 04:19:05 pm »
Quote from: Angel Of Death on April 27, 2011, 04:14:56 pm
Backseat. You should then strangle the driver and beat your friends to death with his corpse.
If you've "taken" the seat, why not use it to beat the driver?
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Re: Which seat can you take?
« Reply #4 on: April 27, 2011, 04:20:26 pm »
Strangling is much more fun.
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Re: Which seat can you take?
« Reply #5 on: April 27, 2011, 04:20:34 pm »
Quote from: Andir on April 27, 2011, 04:19:05 pm
Quote from: Angel Of Death on April 27, 2011, 04:14:56 pm
Backseat. You should then strangle the driver and beat your friends to death with his corpse.
If you've "taken" the seat, why not use it to beat the driver?

*Snrk*

I mean: *Faints in the presence of bad pun*
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Re: Which seat can you take?
« Reply #6 on: April 27, 2011, 04:23:29 pm »
Kick it in the back seat.
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Re: Which seat can you take?
« Reply #7 on: April 27, 2011, 04:27:38 pm »
Quote from: NewsMuffin on April 27, 2011, 04:23:29 pm
Kick it in the back seat.
That's perfect!

You can kick the driver to death in the back seat! :D
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Re: Which seat can you take?
« Reply #8 on: April 27, 2011, 04:31:11 pm »
That's what I meant.

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Re: Which seat can you take?
« Reply #9 on: April 27, 2011, 04:42:20 pm »
You kick it in the back seat, and start singing.

"Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun F.."

Before you can finish, one of your friends stops you and asks where you want to go.
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Re: Which seat can you take?
« Reply #10 on: April 27, 2011, 04:44:35 pm »
Go to hell.
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Re: Which seat can you take?
« Reply #11 on: April 27, 2011, 04:57:08 pm »
On your way to hell, the same friend gets really mad at you and sticks you in a giant glass bowl. They drive away, leaving you alone and trapped.

After a couple hours, you hear someone talking to you.
"Do you need help?"
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Re: Which seat can you take?
« Reply #12 on: April 27, 2011, 04:58:00 pm »
Smash head against the pavement, since you are now in hell.
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Re: Which seat can you take?
« Reply #13 on: April 27, 2011, 04:58:21 pm »
Spin your arms 360 while yelling "SAUSAGE EGGS!"
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Re: Which seat can you take?
« Reply #14 on: April 27, 2011, 05:00:55 pm »
You didn't manage to get to hell. Your friend is really mean sometimes. He could have at least waited until you got there to kill you.

Trying to make yourself feel better, and ignoring the stranger, you do a silly spin and scream random phrases.

"..."
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