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[Angel Of Death]

Not the most sadistic things ever, but some evil, horrible things you like to do on adventure mode.

I like to kill the majority of a town and leave the living with massive eye and leg damage.

[Inspiration]

I like to sneak into human forts at night, throttle the guards, then whip the baron/leader to death, aiming only for his nose. After that I generally go on rampages where I brain everyone with butcher knives. Which, for some reason, seem to make insane throwing weapons. Once, I was in a cave with two megabeasts, legs gave out, so I picked up two of the knives that are always lying around. First shot: severs lower body. Second shot: severs head. I wasn't more than a novice thower, either.

[Mister Always]

I like to cut the tails off of animals, pick them up, and then run away.

I have a pretty nice collection going on with my current adventurer. Like fifty lion tails, a few cougar tails, and also a whole lot of cavy skulls.

...hey, I don't judge your hobbies, do I?

[CriticallyAshamed]

I cripple every single goblin squad I find. As in break every joint and occasionally bite their eyes out, and then leave them to rot. Good fun.

[Tacohawk76]

Well I think anyone who has tried to powerlevel wrestling has spent a good 10 minutes turning a poor, defenseless wild animal into a sack of bones by breaking every joint one by one. But my most sadistic unique thing would probably be picking up people's corpses and throwing them at other people

The spinning Ulrist McCorpseface struck Ulrist McDeargodwhy in the left lower leg, snapping the bone!

[JupiterEyes]

I choke every goblin I encounter until they pass out. At this point I punch and kick their heads until significant facial damage is done. Then I slit their throats and continue on about my business. 

[Flying Dice]

I play a character who somehow manages to dualwield two masterwork adamantine 2h swords despite being a dwarf, so it is very easy for me to just behead everything with one strike, up to and including titans. Do I do that?

With every enemy, I make it my goal to remove as many limbs, digits, etc as possible without killing them. Once they're a torso and head, I cut open their lower body and cut off their guts, and then stab them until every internal organ is destroyed, then swing them around in my teeth until their head pops off.

[Rumrusher]

play as a leader until he got his wife knock up. wait you mean sadistic well then swap over to adventure mode during sieges and take on the army using nothing but the fort crafted goods.

[Detonate]

I'm not really into being sadistic in DF, I prefer to make my kills clean and fast. I do get sadistic when the starting civ has no quests, and then I go beserk.

[SumiumOxide]

Strangling people then stoning them to death with small rocks is always fun. Then using their dead bodies to throw at at others and beat people down with them.

[Philosoraptor]

Whenever I attack a bandit camp alone, if one of the bandits passes out from pain with very minimal damage, I kill everyone else, then come back and break ever bone in their body and bite off small digits like toes/fingers/teeth and pelt them with their own digits, then slice off hands and feet, then on to lower limbs, then upper, and if they haven't died from blood loss, I leave them like that. Is that so wrong? 

[Angel Of Death]

This is one of my old favourite things (It's not anymore because kids are so rare. It's a special treat, now). You decapitate everyone in a town except for a kid. You lure the kid outside and knock it out. You then break its legs and gouge its eyes. You then stone the child with severed heads.

[filthywalrus]

I play a character who somehow manages to dualwield two masterwork adamantine 2h swords despite being a dwarf, (words)

I think adamantine has about the same density as styrofoam, so it wouldnt be too hard

Anyways, I enjoy cutting off one limb from a person then clubbing them with it until it gets stuck in them. I then drop it. Rinse and repeat until they die. If they manage to survive getting all of their limbs stuck into them, I let them live unless they somehow made me angry (biting off one of my fingers or taking forever to sever one of their limbs are the usual) if they do enrage me enough to kill them after surviving that onslaught, I usually carry around their body until I can find something to dump it into such as an ocean, pit or volcano. If I'm moving at a snails pace or being mauled by tons of people, I just leave it.

[GaxkangtheUnbound]

I gouge/pinch every single thing on their face.
Then, I club their limbs until they break(No severing) and
If they live, they'll look like piles of liquefied things.

[Bdthemag]

Dwarf Fortress, the ultimate serial killer simulator.