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Putnam

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Re: Stupid fortress names
« Reply #30 on: May 25, 2011, 08:57:38 am »
Portalcake?
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Re: Stupid fortress names
« Reply #31 on: May 25, 2011, 09:12:07 am »
Quote from: Putnam on May 25, 2011, 08:57:38 am
Portalcake?

No, see, because that would go in AWESOME fortress names.
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Lafiel

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Re: Stupid fortress names
« Reply #32 on: May 25, 2011, 09:22:14 am »
My most recent fortress is called Fortressfatal. Not sure if this goes in this thread or in Captain Obvious thread though. In any case, not a good sign.
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« Reply #33 on: May 25, 2011, 10:08:50 am »
Quote from: Putnam on May 25, 2011, 08:57:38 am
Portalcake?
Do you realize that it is all a big fat lie?
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Re: Stupid fortress names
« Reply #34 on: May 25, 2011, 10:35:01 am »
Frillyboat, of the civilisation The Sword of Cats.
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Re: Stupid fortress names
« Reply #35 on: May 25, 2011, 11:04:23 am »
I just embarked with a fortress called 'Moistmother'.

Horrified.
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tolkafox

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Re: Stupid fortress names
« Reply #36 on: May 25, 2011, 12:48:38 pm »
"Rimslapped the Fortress of Moist Mothers"....

Expect many male migrants.

My current fort is "Inkcudgels". Fear our legendary bookkeepers.
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Re: Stupid fortress names
« Reply #37 on: May 25, 2011, 01:00:14 pm »
Just wanted to drop by and share some of my greatest fortress names:

MASSIVEBALLS THE EPIDEMIC OF RACKS
GLORYHOLES THE ADVENTURE OF SUCKING
CRABPANTS THE ITCH OF ANGUISH
RAGMOON THE BLOOD OF WOMEN
necroscum the dead of stinking
HOTRINGS THE FIRES OF GUT
bitchmountain the trade of women
DARKTHRONES THE BLAZE OF HUNGER
gravecave the pits of death
massivewood the lances of skin

Thank you for listening.
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Re: Stupid fortress names
« Reply #38 on: May 25, 2011, 04:11:03 pm »
Nutlance.

That is all.
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Re: Stupid fortress names
« Reply #39 on: May 25, 2011, 09:57:30 pm »
Some new ones
"Fatland"
"Seereverse"
"Fightnight"
And group name "The Passionate Beard"
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Re: Stupid fortress names
« Reply #40 on: May 27, 2011, 03:24:07 am »
Man O man do I love the name SkunkMerchants, I was slanging all sorts a thrifty deals at the Mountain homes trading sessions, besides seizing everything from anyone that would show up to trade.
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Re: Stupid fortress names
« Reply #41 on: May 28, 2011, 05:35:31 pm »
Quote from: Golcondio on May 25, 2011, 10:08:50 am
Quote from: Putnam on May 25, 2011, 08:57:38 am
Portalcake?
Do you realize that it is all a big fat lie?

Damn, now i want cake.

My fort name is awesome (Axemasters), but one of my old forts had a river called Savagetummies, and not far off was something called The Breakfasts of Rebelling.
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Re: Stupid fortress names
« Reply #42 on: May 28, 2011, 05:36:39 pm »
My most recent fort is named "Tubetown."  Not sure if that's lame or awesome...
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Re: Stupid fortress names
« Reply #43 on: May 28, 2011, 05:50:13 pm »
PRISONRAPE
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Re: Stupid fortress names
« Reply #44 on: May 28, 2011, 07:20:28 pm »
Quote from: Angry Bob on May 28, 2011, 05:50:13 pm
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Do you always look at it in ASCII?

You get used to it, I don't even see the ASCII.  All I see is blacksmith, miner, goblin.
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