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da_nang

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Re: Stupid fortress names
« Reply #15 on: May 23, 2011, 03:55:08 am »
Towerrocks...
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Re: Stupid fortress names
« Reply #16 on: May 23, 2011, 05:44:06 am »
Strangest I had was Elderstrumpets. I loved that each part was totally innocent on its own.
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Re: Stupid fortress names
« Reply #17 on: May 23, 2011, 07:19:24 pm »
Quote from: panicDog on April 24, 2011, 11:47:19 pm
sorry if I'm doubling a thread already existing, I had to share.

What's the biggest facepalm you've had when you found out what your little enterprising settlers named their new home?

my current winner: Lovesacks.

love sacks! bayyyybe love sacks!

It was founded in the cone of the Useless Volcano, because I just felt so bad for the poor volcano. All the other volcanoes making fun of it ....

I once had Sacksizzled in Dig Dwarfier. Orcs attacked, and one of the champions went berzerk. Enough said.
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Re: Stupid fortress names
« Reply #18 on: May 23, 2011, 08:48:04 pm »
Quote from: Ravenkana on May 23, 2011, 03:40:46 am
Just got one: "Fishpick"

Tunnel through the largest mountain in the range... with this herring!

HOW I MINE WITH FISH?
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Re: Stupid fortress names
« Reply #19 on: May 23, 2011, 09:06:12 pm »
Recently I had a Fortress named Bodice Masters...


What made it funny to me was that 4 of my starting Dwarves liked Slaves.
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« Reply #20 on: May 23, 2011, 09:46:27 pm »
Belltowers, solely because we couldn't make bells and the volcano was so tall a tower would look lame in comparison.
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You get used to it, I don't even see the ASCII.  All I see is blacksmith, miner, goblin.

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Re: Stupid fortress names
« Reply #21 on: May 24, 2011, 04:23:00 am »
Oiledbooks..
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Re: Stupid fortress names
« Reply #22 on: May 24, 2011, 04:47:57 am »
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Oiledbooks..

"Keeps the pages from squeaking, doncha know? And, it keeps the library smelling fresh!" *Knocks over candle* "Oh, what was that?"
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Re: Stupid fortress names
« Reply #23 on: May 24, 2011, 06:36:32 am »
"Grippage"
"Foundsnack"
"Cakeproblems"
"Bitchstolen"
"Nutgirders"
"Soapspread"
"Rimslapped"
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Re: Stupid fortress names
« Reply #24 on: May 24, 2011, 04:42:21 pm »
Not sure it is stupid as I've taken it to be their dwarven destiny and set the majority of them to digging out a huge pit in the center of a flat 5x5 embark....   That'll teach 'em to "laborworship".  Worship ME you short alcoholic ingrates!
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« Reply #25 on: May 24, 2011, 10:13:54 pm »
I don't remember the fortress names (weren't that great), but a recent civ was The Sack of Inches ...
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Doesn't quite have the ring of heroics to it...
Mother: "...and after the evil snow butterfly was defeated, Domas and his kitten lived happily ever after!"
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« Reply #26 on: May 25, 2011, 02:33:14 am »
My current Fortress is named "Nefekinkiz, Fancyceilings the Everseeing Syrup". It's pretty epic and pretty stupid at the same time.
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« Reply #27 on: May 25, 2011, 06:27:40 am »
Machinesieged... when will Toady release enemy siege engines...
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on October 31, 2010, 09:08:40 am
Forgotten Beasts seem to be akin to Toady playing Dwarven Roulette with your fortress, as they can be anything from harmless giant worms made of mud to necrotic-gas spewing nigh-invunerable iron hydras of doom.

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Re: Stupid fortress names
« Reply #28 on: May 25, 2011, 07:43:21 am »
Anusbrains...
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Re: Stupid fortress names
« Reply #29 on: May 25, 2011, 07:53:24 am »
My current fort is called "CrysralBears". I'm having trouble deciding whether that's stupid or awesome.
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Quote from: Lord Dakoth on January 26, 2012, 12:13:21 am
If dwarves decided to live in trees like hippies, they'd still do it better than the elves.
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