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[noah22223]

NIGHTMARE FUEL AHOY.
Walk over and ask her what she's doing.

[DinosaurusRex_x]

                                 She looks at you stary eyed and says...



                     I'm feeling his fur!  I'm furry too! Tee hee!

                          Then turns around and shows you.



                                         Feel it!

She says, jumping backwards into your arms.  You hands lay right on the fuzz.  Your fingers sink in.

She sways a little bit to the beat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2dfGC1oziE

You stroke it.

It is soaking wet from the time she spent in the foam room,



yet still hot and steamy from being in the stuffy over populated

TECHNO DANCE TRANCE PARTY!

Just then, the other dude she was chatting up comes up and starts flaunting around in front of her, and starts to rub her hips and sides, all while making eyes at her.  She's not resisting!  She's even receptive!



She lets out a big

                                           Purr!

from being rubbed on both sides, with you at her back on her fur.  She keeps swaying with the beat.

How you gunna save this one broski?  She looks like she'd be dy-no-mite in the hot tub, probably stay there all weekend while you can collect other skanks if you can just SEAL THE DEAL.

Spoiler: Quest Update (click to show/hide)

You suck and automatically lose tonight if a furry commits robbery on you, you lose the rest of your money because you will need to spend a lot of time in a tanning salon to get your spirit of the Guido back by dying your skin orange.

Spoiler: Also... (click to show/hide)

[DinosaurusRex_x]

Spoiler: editor's note: (click to show/hide)

Slight edit to keep it clean!  Also editing to change the format a little so that the pictures aren't mostly hidden away in spoilers and fixed a dead link...  And sometimes to add acronym code in words or pictures for bonus footage.

Also, like 100 views since my last post and no new suggestions?  C'man!  Feed our douchey-hero some posts so that he may attempt to valiantly fill his hot tub with guidettes and foxy ladies alike, all while dodging grenades and friends he owes money to alike!

[Dr. D]

Say you have a lot of animals back at your place.

[Devling]

Say you have a lot of animals back at your place.

And stuffed animals.

[noah22223]

GTF Away from the mutant.

[DinosaurusRex_x]

                 You go on talking about your collection of animals



                  <3 <3 <3    \\\\SQUEEEE!!! OMG HOW CUTE\\\\   <3 <3 <3



She totally buys it.  Squirrel dude is holding her back though.  You're going to have to do something about him if you want to score one for the hot tub.

[Hubris Incalculable]

Tell him you'll buy him a crate of walnuts if he'll go away.

[Dr. D]

Inform him of how squirrel suits give you some strange disease. Make it sound fairly horrible and make sure you sound sincere.

If that fails, summon the legions of the internet to get him.

[Elfeater]

Inform him of how squirrel suits give you some strange disease. Make it sound fairly horrible and make sure you sound sincere.

If that fails, summon the legions of the internet to get him.

This

[DinosaurusRex_x]

The TECHNO DANCE TRANCE DJ plays this record.

Inform him of how squirrel suits give you some strange disease. Make it sound fairly horrible and make sure you sound sincere.

If that fails, summon the legions of the internet to get him.

This

Eh, dis here's a real situation bro, and I don't mean no SITUATION, k'ny'mean?  You're like a zoo creature here and that suit is NOT fresh to death, you hear me?  Not at all.  You'll catch some liiiike, fugazi gorilla syndrome... or 'sumping if you keep that whole get up up.

Your words are ineffective!  He isn't paying any attention to you.

You summon legions of the internet to get him.



                                          SITUATION HANDLED! 

The muppet x-men clear him out of the room with oldschool batman style... 

                                           !!! ADMINISTRATION !!!



You write your step-mom's address down on her belly with a sharpie marker and tell her it'll only come off in your hot tub.

This one's for the books, she heads over and says she won't leave until you get there.



                                                             LEVEL UP!

                                NEW VENUES UNLOCKED!

          Do you want to...
1. Stay and try your luck with some new skanks here
2. Try your luck somewhere else

Spoiler: 2a. Late Night Roller Derbie (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: 2b. All Night Arcades (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: 2c. All Night amusement park (click to show/hide)

[V-Norrec]

Roller derby looks like a good place to score a goth/punk chick.  Hit the derby bra'h.

[DinosaurusRex_x]

Local time is:

[Elfeater]

Go to the arcade. You'll score a geek here.

[Dr. D]

Bring plenty of quarters. And some booze.