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Author Topic: You Are Douchebag!  (Read 33067 times)

Ricky

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Re: You Are Douchebag!
« Reply #15 on: April 25, 2011, 07:39:58 pm »
Call your Bro a bitch woman and then invite her to the hot-tub.
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DinosaurusRex_x

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Re: You Are Douchebag!
« Reply #16 on: April 26, 2011, 03:35:22 pm »
Quote from: KaguroDraven on April 25, 2011, 04:30:07 pm
"Yo bro! Lets go settle this shit over some bitchin halo while drinkin some brewskies."



You defuse the situation and invite him back to your place.

Your totally hetero bro-luv eve' is spent drinking the last of your beer and playing through co-op.   He passes out drunk on your couch sometime in the AMs, but tells you he still wants his money in some mumble talk right before he goes down for the count.

You wake up.  It is now Saturday evening.

You decide to check up on your Quest:

« Last Edit: June 16, 2012, 07:02:28 pm by DinosaurusRex_x »
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KaguroDraven

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Re: You Are Douchebag!
« Reply #17 on: April 26, 2011, 03:37:55 pm »
Dump him on a church lawn, after swipeing a few bucks from his wallet, then head to a bar to pick up women.
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"Those who guard their back encounter death from the front." - Drow Proverb.
Quote from: Phantom on October 05, 2010, 08:35:46 am
I will punch you in the soul if you do that again.
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Because I can"-WolfTengu

DinosaurusRex_x

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Re: You Are Douchebag!
« Reply #18 on: April 26, 2011, 04:07:36 pm »
It takes some effort but you crunch it as you drag your bro over to the church down the street.  You toss a "hey what's up?" to one of the nuns who works there, but she skimpers off.

                  You search his pockets and you score

                                     Fifty bucks!


 

                                             and

                                   This bitchin' hat!



            You immediately put it on, mostly backwards.

You have a choice of bars to go to:

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« Last Edit: May 19, 2011, 02:56:59 am by DinosaurusRex_x »
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Re: You Are Douchebag!
« Reply #19 on: April 26, 2011, 06:44:50 pm »
TECHNO DANCE TRANCE PARTY!
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Gatleos

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Re: You Are Douchebag!
« Reply #20 on: April 26, 2011, 06:50:38 pm »
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Quote from: shadowform on August 29, 2010, 03:05:49 pm
Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
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noah22223

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Re: You Are Douchebag!
« Reply #21 on: April 26, 2011, 07:03:06 pm »
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Re: You Are Douchebag!
« Reply #22 on: April 26, 2011, 07:14:40 pm »
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Quote from: freeformschooler on December 02, 2011, 10:33:54 pm
Well, you do have a busy life, what with keeping tabs on wild, rough-and-tumble forum members while sorting out the drama between your twenty two inner lesbians.
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Your drunk posts continue to baffle me.
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Re: You Are Douchebag!
« Reply #23 on: April 26, 2011, 07:14:49 pm »
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Re: You Are Douchebag!
« Reply #24 on: April 26, 2011, 07:15:20 pm »
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Well, you do have a busy life, what with keeping tabs on wild, rough-and-tumble forum members while sorting out the drama between your twenty two inner lesbians.
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Quote from: Bdthemag on August 11, 2012, 11:15:08 pm
Your drunk posts continue to baffle me.
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Re: You Are Douchebag!
« Reply #25 on: April 26, 2011, 08:18:10 pm »
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Quote from: Phantom on October 05, 2010, 08:35:46 am
I will punch you in the soul if you do that again.
"I'm going to kill another dragon and then see if I can't DUAL-WIELD DRAGONS!
Because I can"-WolfTengu

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Re: You Are Douchebag!
« Reply #26 on: April 26, 2011, 10:09:46 pm »
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Quote from: freeformschooler on December 02, 2011, 10:33:54 pm
Well, you do have a busy life, what with keeping tabs on wild, rough-and-tumble forum members while sorting out the drama between your twenty two inner lesbians.
Quote from: Lord Inquisitor on August 11, 2012, 11:16:20 pm
Quote from: Bdthemag on August 11, 2012, 11:15:08 pm
Your drunk posts continue to baffle me.
Welcome to Reality.

noah22223

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Re: You Are Douchebag!
« Reply #27 on: April 27, 2011, 12:01:11 am »
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

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Re: You Are Douchebag!
« Reply #28 on: April 27, 2011, 12:28:11 am »
« Last Edit: May 17, 2011, 12:43:36 am by DinosaurusRex_x »
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Gatleos

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Re: You Are Douchebag!
« Reply #29 on: April 27, 2011, 12:29:36 am »
Do a hell of a lot of drugs. Hope for the best.
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Quote from: shadowform on August 29, 2010, 03:05:49 pm
Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
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it would be funny to see babies spontaneously combust
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