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DinosaurusRex_x

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You Are Douchebag!
« on: April 24, 2011, 11:14:16 pm »
You Are Douchebag!

You currently have zero skanks in your step-mom's hot tub.  You have full access to it while she is gone for the weekend.

Inventory:
Spoiler:  A stack of 500$ in IOUs to various friends who are pissed at you (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: An iPad (mostly for twitter) (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: These clothes: (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: You also have the following piercings: (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: And the following bitchin' tats: (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Victory conditions: (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Timeline: (click to show/hide)
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« Last Edit: May 23, 2011, 02:53:36 pm by DinosaurusRex_x »
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Gatleos

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Re: You are loserman!
« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2011, 11:16:01 pm »
Quote from: DinosaurusRex_x on April 24, 2011, 11:14:16 pm
This Ed Hardy shirt:
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With this jacket over it, but unzipped:
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You are also wearing this pendant around your neck:
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Also...
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...You need to change the title to "You Are Douchebag".
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Quote from: shadowform on August 29, 2010, 03:05:49 pm
Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
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DinosaurusRex_x

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Re: You are loserman!
« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2011, 11:16:37 pm »
Acceptable suggestion.
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DinosaurusRex_x

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Re: You Are Douchebag!
« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2011, 11:18:56 pm »
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DinosaurusRex_x

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Re: You Are Douchebag!
« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2011, 12:32:18 am »
tickticktick

you are running out of time on Friday night!
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noah22223

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Re: You Are Douchebag!
« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2011, 12:34:10 am »
Go find 10 prostitutes.
Put in hot tub.
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Re: You Are Douchebag!
« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2011, 12:56:39 am »
Insult women at bars until they want to go home with you.
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KaguroDraven

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Re: You Are Douchebag!
« Reply #7 on: April 25, 2011, 01:09:28 am »
Make plan to get step mom in hot tub.
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"Those who guard their back encounter death from the front." - Drow Proverb.
Quote from: Phantom on October 05, 2010, 08:35:46 am
I will punch you in the soul if you do that again.
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Re: You Are Douchebag!
« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2011, 01:34:04 am »
Quote from: KaguroDraven on April 25, 2011, 01:09:28 am
Make plan to get step mom in hot tub.
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Quote from: shadowform on August 29, 2010, 03:05:49 pm
Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
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it would be funny to see babies spontaneously combust
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Re: You Are Douchebag!
« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2011, 02:09:52 am »
« Last Edit: April 25, 2011, 02:12:19 am by Angel Of Death »
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DinosaurusRex_x

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Re: You Are Douchebag!
« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2011, 04:01:57 pm »
Your step mother is a grenade, and the mission is over when she's back so you say forgettaboutit.

You go out to a bar to try to impress some chicks, but instead encounter one of your bros who you suckered into lending you $100.  You think he's pissed.  You don't have the money.

He comes at you.
« Last Edit: June 16, 2012, 07:02:07 pm by DinosaurusRex_x »
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Re: You Are Douchebag!
« Reply #11 on: April 25, 2011, 04:07:36 pm »
Give temporary access to hot tub as a (partial) repayment.

Hey, the mission doesn't require *you* to be in the tub, so you can let your bro do all that for you.
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Re: You Are Douchebag!
« Reply #12 on: April 25, 2011, 04:11:35 pm »
I think you should tweet about it.
"need moni 2 pay bro" and "lookin 4 sum hot chiks"
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Re: You Are Douchebag!
« Reply #13 on: April 25, 2011, 04:30:07 pm »
Talk to bro "Yo bro! Lets go settle this shit over some bitchin halo while drinkin some brewskies."
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"Those who guard their back encounter death from the front." - Drow Proverb.
Quote from: Phantom on October 05, 2010, 08:35:46 am
I will punch you in the soul if you do that again.
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Because I can"-WolfTengu

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Re: You Are Douchebag!
« Reply #14 on: April 25, 2011, 07:31:30 pm »
Quote from: KaguroDraven on April 25, 2011, 04:30:07 pm
Talk to bro "Yo bro! Lets go settle this shit over some bitchin halo while drinkin some brewskies."
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