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Elfeater

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Re: You Are Douchebag!
« Reply #75 on: May 21, 2011, 01:38:40 pm »
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Re: You Are Douchebag!
« Reply #76 on: May 21, 2011, 08:33:39 pm »
Time for your Bro to step up and take one for the team. Grab your Bro, and shove him into the perp.

Then: UUDDLRLRBA-START. Next: Take gun.
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Re: You Are Douchebag!
« Reply #77 on: May 21, 2011, 08:45:22 pm »
Quote from: BackTrak on May 21, 2011, 08:33:39 pm
Time for your Bro to step up and take one for the team. Grab your Bro, and shove him into the perp.

Then: UUDDLRLRBA-START. Next: Take gun.
Actually this might work. If we can shock him enough he may miss or not fire entirely, giving us a chance to engulf him in hot sweaty man-meat.

That sentance would make so little sense out of context.
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Re: You Are Douchebag!
« Reply #78 on: May 21, 2011, 08:59:10 pm »
Quote from: Karnewarrior on May 21, 2011, 08:45:22 pm
giving us a chance to engulf him in hot sweaty man-meat.
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Re: You Are Douchebag!
« Reply #79 on: May 22, 2011, 12:46:02 am »
Quote from: Karnewarrior on May 21, 2011, 08:45:22 pm
Quote from: BackTrak on May 21, 2011, 08:33:39 pm
Time for your Bro to step up and take one for the team. Grab your Bro, and shove him into the perp.
Quote from: Bdthemag on May 21, 2011, 08:59:10 pm
Quote from: Karnewarrior on May 21, 2011, 08:45:22 pm
giving us a chance to engulf him in hot sweaty man-meat.


                                 *SHOVE*

                  EVERY BRO FOR HIMSELF, BRO!

Quote from: Karnewarrior on May 21, 2011, 08:45:22 pm
Quote from: BackTrak on May 21, 2011, 08:33:39 pm
UUDDLRLRBA-START.

Spoiler: woaw guy you look around and you see something that powers you up and shit. (click to show/hide)

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Quote from: Devling on May 21, 2011, 01:09:21 pm
Grab one of the arcade machine guns and mow him down.



You run off and grab one of the arcade machine guns.


                            Aww hell yeah broski!



                 That's like something fresh out of Dudebro 2!



Dude stumbles and seems to age in front of you.  With visions of blonde angels guiding your arms you hit him dead on, blasting your way through your bro to get at him.  He spins around, gurgles a little, and tries to mouth the words "why" or some whiney shit like that.

As he falls down and hits the ground all wuss-like and goes unconscious and shit along with the other guy.

You begin l00tin' immediately.

You score:

Spoiler: Ye Flask (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: NES Zapper (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Bag o' Coins (click to show/hide)


Quote from: Burnt Pies on May 21, 2011, 12:09:38 pm
Offer that poor, suffering bro some eyedrops, he's clearly got some sick pain in that eye.

Yo guy you don't have any eye-drops.  Also, that dude is not a bro.  That's some punk kid.  Maybe a dude at best.  Don't be spreading the bro with just any punk, kay guy?   'Sides...  Even with eyedrops, think about it...  That's, like, just treating the symptoms, not the root cause, y'seen this?   Why's a punk kid's eyes bleed?

You scan the room, and see....

Spoiler: Oh snap, he saw a picture of Yo MOMMA! (click to show/hide)

                                  Twitch!



You immediately swig half the contents of Ye Flask.

« Last Edit: June 17, 2012, 05:27:52 pm by DinosaurusRex_x »
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Re: You Are Douchebag!
« Reply #80 on: May 22, 2011, 12:29:24 pm »
Posting to watch this. :3
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Re: You Are Douchebag!
« Reply #81 on: May 23, 2011, 12:45:05 pm »
Did any skanks witness the throw down, and get some of that down home hot tub lovin' feeling?

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Re: You Are Douchebag!
« Reply #82 on: May 23, 2011, 02:12:03 pm »
Quote from: BackTrak on May 23, 2011, 12:45:05 pm
Did any skanks witness the throw down, and get some of that down home hot tub lovin' feeling?

Yo bro, I'm glad that you ax'd me that question.  You're in the men's washroom so viewership wasn't as quality as it coulda been, yo.

                               Music:



Your 3 and 12 are in filled with walls and bathroom stalls, but you spin 'round and check on your 6&9 and see...

Spoiler: .1..... (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: ..2..... (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: ...3.... (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: ....4... (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: .....5.. (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: ......6. (click to show/hide)

How's a playa gunna play, playa?

       
« Last Edit: June 17, 2012, 05:25:38 pm by DinosaurusRex_x »
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Re: You Are Douchebag!
« Reply #83 on: May 23, 2011, 02:46:42 pm »
We could totally fill up the hot tub right now if we get Number 4.
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Re: You Are Douchebag!
« Reply #84 on: May 23, 2011, 02:59:41 pm »
Approach 3, invite her to rockin' party in your hot tub.
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Re: You Are Douchebag!
« Reply #85 on: May 23, 2011, 04:49:32 pm »


Quote from: V-Norrec on May 23, 2011, 02:59:41 pm
Approach 3, invite her to rockin' party in your hot tub.
Eh lady, you ever been in a rice cooker?  I got sum'ing just like it back at home, and you're invited to join the party.

Yes!  Sushi sushi!  Party!

Uhh..  Yeah she doesn't understand much of what you're saying.

She giggles anyway, then sees your Bag o Coins...



...She grabs your hand and pulls you to the DDR machine.   She saw your previous antics and wants to play f'real!

Dude she wants to challenge you.

She NINJAs a coin off of you and puts in it the token slot.



And scores first place, and a large crowd.

She throws you up there.  You BrrrrROCK it.



As your moves get more action packed than Rocky II and III combined, this happens on the game pad right beside you.



Your ninja-lady supreme goes running to him to see if he's okay!

Aww man, you were getting a sweet score too!  And this .. CLOWN is messing with your business.  Knocked your machine, busted your groove, and made this skank stop paying attention to you.

What's up??
« Last Edit: December 23, 2011, 06:30:29 pm by DinosaurusRex_x »
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Re: You Are Douchebag!
« Reply #86 on: May 23, 2011, 05:12:53 pm »
How many times did she change what she was saying, Bro? Skank obviously has a time machine, we should go for Number 4 instead. We don't want to be kicked in the balls yesterday for trying to pick up skanks today.
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Re: You Are Douchebag!
« Reply #87 on: May 23, 2011, 05:17:44 pm »
Go for number 4. Tell her this "You're a fat bitch of a nerd. Come home with me"
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Re: You Are Douchebag!
« Reply #88 on: May 23, 2011, 05:19:24 pm »
Just the once bro-dude, figured having a zero in english understanding skills would make it too hard to interact with her and play the game.

Ok, it is put to a vote.

Spoiler: 1. You can abandon the PEW PEWster and go for door # 4 for some Halobaitin'. (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: 2. Or you can stick around for some HELLO KITTY. (click to show/hide)

First to 3 wins.

« Last Edit: May 23, 2011, 05:36:24 pm by DinosaurusRex_x »
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Re: You Are Douchebag!
« Reply #89 on: May 23, 2011, 05:20:10 pm »
HALOBATIN!
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