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Author Topic: Huh? Where am I? (IT'S RAMPAGE TIME!)  (Read 4014 times)

Angel Of Death

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Re: Huh? Where am I?
« Reply #60 on: April 24, 2011, 08:01:21 am »

You yell out "Ahh! Get off my lawn, you fucking kids! Cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" and exit the dumpster. You walk around town, only to realise you're on an island.
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Re: Huh? Where am I?
« Reply #61 on: April 24, 2011, 08:04:39 am »

Go look up island on the web, also continue researching M&S.
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Re: Huh? Where am I?
« Reply #62 on: April 24, 2011, 08:07:45 am »

You go to another internet cafe. You search in "island". There's no helpful information. You search in M&S. It turns out M&S is only stationed on the island. The island was founded by M&S and is named "Island of Mason"
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Re: Huh? Where am I?
« Reply #63 on: April 24, 2011, 08:14:14 am »

In anger, walk outside the building and blow it up with your mind.
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Re: Huh? Where am I?
« Reply #64 on: April 24, 2011, 08:15:59 am »

You walk outside the building. You're angry. You'll never get off of this island peacefully. You attempt to destroy the internet cafe. You suceed and blow it to pieces in an explosion of blue flame.
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Re: Huh? Where am I?
« Reply #65 on: April 24, 2011, 08:19:05 am »

Search for M&S's CEO and other executives.
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Re: Huh? Where am I?
« Reply #66 on: April 24, 2011, 08:20:19 am »

You've had enough of searching for one day. You could find the adress of one of the companies in a phonebook.
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Re: Huh? Where am I?
« Reply #67 on: April 24, 2011, 10:36:26 am »

get his clothes first. look for any kind of hat and sunglasses.
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Re: Huh? Where am I?
« Reply #68 on: April 24, 2011, 10:39:18 am »

get his clothes first. look for any kind of hat and sunglasses.

How are we going to get clothes off of a man turned to ash?
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Re: Huh? Where am I?
« Reply #69 on: April 24, 2011, 10:50:36 am »

... how did my post manage to get posted one hour later... 2 even?
go to a clothes shop. also hat. Take them. Cause more destruction. IN THAT ORDER.
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Re: Huh? Where am I?
« Reply #70 on: April 24, 2011, 10:54:38 am »

You go to a clothes shop and put on a suit, trenchcoat, hat and glasses. You then mind blast the shopkeeper in the stomach, baring internal organs. The shopkeeper dies in agony.
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Re: Huh? Where am I?
« Reply #71 on: April 24, 2011, 11:12:22 am »

become paranoid, the shop surely has cameras! blast the building!
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Re: Huh? Where am I?
« Reply #72 on: April 24, 2011, 11:16:30 am »

"This shop MUST have cameras!" You say to yourself. You go outside the shop and attempt to blast it. You fail, the shop dosen't even move slightly.
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Re: Huh? Where am I?
« Reply #73 on: April 24, 2011, 11:17:24 am »

>Run!
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Re: Huh? Where am I?
« Reply #74 on: April 24, 2011, 11:18:09 am »

You run far from the shop. You come across an electronics shop. There are TV's announcing your rampages. It says live! You notice a news helicopter hovering above you.
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