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Author Topic: Huh? Where am I? (IT'S RAMPAGE TIME!)  (Read 4015 times)

Angel Of Death

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Huh? Where am I? (IT'S RAMPAGE TIME!)
« on: April 23, 2011, 04:53:14 am »
You are in a padded cell, tied to a metal chair. You have gun wounds on your lower body and chest. They are bandaged.


What do you do?
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noah22223

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Re: Huh? Where am I?
« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2011, 04:53:56 am »
Saw through rope with your nails, as you are obviously female with large, filed to perfection nails.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

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Re: Huh? Where am I?
« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2011, 04:55:52 am »
Quote from: noah22223 on April 23, 2011, 04:53:56 am
Saw through rope with your nails, as you are obviously female with large, filed to perfection nails.
Named Kristyna.
Your hair is red and short, but still a little girlish.
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Re: Huh? Where am I?
« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2011, 04:57:50 am »
And men constantly compare your jibs to watermelons.
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Re: Huh? Where am I?
« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2011, 05:08:40 am »
And you have legs from here to Tuesday, and in the event that it is Tuesday, then the Tuesday in question is next week.
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Re: Huh? Where am I?
« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2011, 06:27:52 am »
Sorry guys, I forgot to tell you you're playing as a middle aged man.   :(


You struggle against the ropes. After a few hours of struggling, the ropes loosen slightly. A woman in a labcoat wielding a syringe comes into the room.
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Re: Huh? Where am I?
« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2011, 06:35:25 am »
Ask if this is part of the gender changing operation.
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Re: Huh? Where am I?
« Reply #7 on: April 23, 2011, 06:41:44 am »
You say "is this a gender changing operation?". The woman does not reply. She goes closer to you and goes to inject you with the syringe. You break free of the chair and grab her hand before you can be injected.
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Re: Huh? Where am I?
« Reply #8 on: April 23, 2011, 06:51:19 am »
Make sweet sweet lesbian love with her.
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Re: Huh? Where am I?
« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2011, 07:20:11 am »
Quote from: Demonic Spoon on April 23, 2011, 06:51:19 am
Make sweet sweet lesbian love with her.
HEY!

Please don't post sexual things. (Although, that does sound like fun!)
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Re: Huh? Where am I?
« Reply #10 on: April 23, 2011, 07:53:14 am »
Author: Realize that the audience are idiots.

Audience: Stop being idiots.

Protagonist: Inject her with her own syringe and say some badass line.
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Re: Huh? Where am I?
« Reply #11 on: April 23, 2011, 08:47:30 am »
You inject her in the neck with her own syring while saying "It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of gum". The liquid knocks her out. You exit your cell only to be stopped by a large metal door. There's a window by the side of the door. You look out of the window to realise you're dozens of stories above ground.
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Re: Huh? Where am I?
« Reply #12 on: April 23, 2011, 09:09:39 am »
Suffer from vertigo.
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Re: Huh? Where am I?
« Reply #13 on: April 23, 2011, 09:14:35 am »
Please, try to keep this at least two thirds serious.
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Re: Huh? Where am I?
« Reply #14 on: April 23, 2011, 12:43:10 pm »
Grab rope you were bound by. Use it to climb down to a lower layer.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.
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