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Author Topic: Huh? Where am I? (IT'S RAMPAGE TIME!)  (Read 4009 times)

Taricus

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« Reply #75 on: April 24, 2011, 11:19:20 am »
>Start new rampage! If not, loot store and encourage rioting.
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« Reply #76 on: April 24, 2011, 11:21:37 am »
This pisses you off... You grab a TV and throw it at the helicopter! The helicopter spins out of control and crashes into the store. You then proceed to travel across the sidewalk and find a lone pedestrian. You rip out his spine.
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« Reply #77 on: April 24, 2011, 11:22:03 am »
>MORE!
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« Reply #78 on: April 24, 2011, 11:23:18 am »
You find a young woman walking across the sidewalk with her young boyfriend. You pulverize them both with the spine. You finish them off with curb stomps.
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« Reply #79 on: April 24, 2011, 11:23:56 am »
>Property damage montage!
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« Reply #80 on: April 24, 2011, 11:25:42 am »
You proceed to run up to cars and smash them into small cubes. You then throw the cubes into houses and stores. Suddenly, a swat van comes! 5 armed men come out of the van!
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« Reply #81 on: April 24, 2011, 11:27:31 am »
> Throw either A) Van at swat or B) Throw swat at van.
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« Reply #82 on: April 24, 2011, 11:28:59 am »
There are no more cars on the road. You are commanded to put your hands up. You dash towards the swat men and pick up one in each hand. You then smash them into the van, turning them into unrecognisable heaps. You are fired at!
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« Reply #83 on: April 24, 2011, 11:30:05 am »
>Throw van at remaining SWAT officers.
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« Reply #84 on: April 24, 2011, 11:31:16 am »
You pick up the van and throw it at the swat members. *SPLAT* What a mess.

I'm just going to give everyone another word of warning.

Please, no sexual comments.
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« Reply #85 on: April 24, 2011, 11:35:00 am »
>Burn down a few buildings the normal way!
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« Reply #86 on: April 24, 2011, 11:38:01 am »
You smash your fist into the tank of the swat van. Oil leaks out. You douse the clothes of your victims in the oil, wrap the clothes around a swat rifle and set it ablaze. You use it to burn down 4 buildings.

A police helicopter circles above you! The door opens and reveals a sniper!
« Last Edit: April 24, 2011, 11:46:16 am by Angel Of Death »
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« Reply #87 on: April 24, 2011, 11:46:11 am »
>Throw van at helicopter. Stay out of the sniper's field of fire.
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« Reply #88 on: April 24, 2011, 11:47:33 am »
You pick up the van and throw it at the helicopter. It's a direct hit. It smashes the windshield into an unrecognisable mess, crushing those inside and it tears through the propeller, sending the helicopter to a crashing doom.
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« Reply #89 on: April 24, 2011, 11:48:18 am »
>Grab helicopter to use as weapon.
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