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Author Topic: Huh? Where am I? (IT'S RAMPAGE TIME!)  (Read 4018 times)

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Re: Huh? Where am I?
« Reply #45 on: April 24, 2011, 07:32:08 am »

look for the building you were in. go there. also steal the next person's clothes. After breaking their neck, of course. Use alleys to hide and travel.
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Re: Huh? Where am I?
« Reply #46 on: April 24, 2011, 07:35:46 am »

You go to the local internet cafe. You go on one of the computers and search in Mason & Smith. You get their website. They're a massive corporation. They mainly sell weapons. You must have been one. You search in "News" and you get a website saying "This man is wanted for 50 counts of murder, 456 counts of vandilism and 35 counts of assault. Six hundred thousand dollar reward for finding him". Below it, there's a picture of you. Someone screams "HEY! It's that wanted guy! Get him!

8 angry internet users run at you. They are unarmed.
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Re: Huh? Where am I?
« Reply #47 on: April 24, 2011, 07:36:44 am »

Defend self.
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Re: Huh? Where am I?
« Reply #48 on: April 24, 2011, 07:38:18 am »

A man that is trying to attack you goes to punch you in the face. You easily evade and jump kick him in the head. *SPLAT* Everybody runs out of the door.
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Re: Huh? Where am I?
« Reply #49 on: April 24, 2011, 07:39:33 am »

>Start running away. Somene would've called the cops.
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« Reply #50 on: April 24, 2011, 07:42:35 am »

You run as fast as you can. Eventually a police helicopter spots you. The police say "Surrender, and you will not be harmed!". You are standing near a locked sewer hatch in the middle of an empty street.
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Re: Huh? Where am I?
« Reply #51 on: April 24, 2011, 07:45:38 am »

>Break into the sewers, They handed us to the corporation last time and thus will not take us dead or alive this time around.
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Re: Huh? Where am I?
« Reply #52 on: April 24, 2011, 07:48:26 am »

You slam your foot into the sewer hatch several times, smashing it open. You then jump into the sewer and start to run.
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Re: Huh? Where am I?
« Reply #53 on: April 24, 2011, 07:50:24 am »

>Run towards the drain of the sewers.
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Re: Huh? Where am I?
« Reply #54 on: April 24, 2011, 07:52:55 am »

You look for a sewer drain. You eventually find one. What do you do?
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Re: Huh? Where am I?
« Reply #55 on: April 24, 2011, 07:53:22 am »

>Exit sewers.
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Re: Huh? Where am I?
« Reply #56 on: April 24, 2011, 07:55:21 am »

You jump through the sewer drain and exit the sewers. You see the police helicopter and dash behind some garbage cans for cover. It dosen't see you.
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Re: Huh? Where am I?
« Reply #57 on: April 24, 2011, 07:56:51 am »

>Wait for the police to call off their search. Hide somewhere whilst waiting.
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Re: Huh? Where am I?
« Reply #58 on: April 24, 2011, 07:58:29 am »

You hide in the large garbage bin and wait. For exactly 5 hours. Eventually, you see the lid open and a light shines into the bin. It's morning. Someone dumps some garbage into the bin.
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Re: Huh? Where am I?
« Reply #59 on: April 24, 2011, 07:59:31 am »

>Yell like crazy hobo at the dumper, Leave bin and town.
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